• So me: [sees cop walking over] oh
fuck hes gonna find out we have
drugs
friend: just lie
cop: do u guys have any drugs
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    • True story. Had an ounce on me. Campus police says i cut him off when i parked my car. 7 people were around when i got out of my car. Cop tells me what i did. I say " oh my bad. I didnt even see you. I feel like an idiot im sorry".cop leavs saying its ok keep an eye out. I turn to the people watchin
      homer317 19 jun
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    • Real talk. The police who shot the felon child abuser that attacked him is currently facing felony murder, which would put him on death row. The man who was shot was a child abuser and was only out of prison for corona. He was drunk driving and fell asleep in a Wendy's drive thru.
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    • Problem solved
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    • When you live in California and smoke a fat blunt with the cop
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    • Sorry according to iFunny it’s highly inappropriate
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    • I mean. I guess Police Brutality but I dont know.
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    • Excellent move
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    • Not that you should do drugs but if a cop ever approaches you on the street don't say shit. If he asks to see your ID ask if you are being accused of a crime. If not he cannot legally detain you or check your ID. NEVER ADMIT YOU DONT HAVE AN ID. THAT IN OF ITSELF IS AGAINST THE LAW.
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    • One time me and my buddy were smoking at our normal spot (a public park by the mall) and a family saw us smoking and watched us for awhile then left. 10 minutes later a cop car comes around the corner and starts doing laps where we're smoking. We hid everything and start walking away and he....
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    • The pigs don’t have a right to take my drugs. If they try, then I’ll use my bomb.
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    • Achievement Get! How did we get here?
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    • “Out if the pan and into the fire” - Not fucking Gandalf for those of you who I’ve seen quote him on that
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    • Hur dur
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    • Man I feel like if I said that to a cop he'd just laugh
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    • The fish all the way on the left tho
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    • In Britain: Oi m8, you got uh loicence for that bomb? You do? Ok gude.
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    • One of those fish is a porcupine puffer fish. They have hundreds of sharp spines. Make the puffer expand and the bag will pop
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    • Say allahu Akbar and pull out something that looks like a button and he gon run
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    • No I have an illegal firearm up my ass
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    • Unnecessary caption, you're underarrest
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    • “We’ve got drugs. Intent to sell.” “My brother, these is vitamins. Children’s vitamins.”
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    • More Pixar memes please. I love Avatar, but let’s give this amazing company the spotlight.
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    • Cops tryna buy drugs then, make a citizens arrest
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    • Last night I had to run from the cops and I was hiding in the back of some apartments for 2 hours until 4 with the police drivin by and searching with flashlights. They thought I had a gun but I didn’t but it’s some scary shit because I didn’t want to get shot.
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    • Honestly my car has smelled so bad before and when they ask I'm like no and they're like okay
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    • How it’s gona be now, “oh a bomb? Sorry we don’t have the funding to deal with that. Oh you’re also black?! Well I can’t touch you or arrest you anymore, so please just be safe with that bomb”
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    • A kid set off a stink bomb (2 actually) in class and when the principal came by and was like wtf did you do? Was it a stink bomb?? The kid fucking blanked and said "chemicals"
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    • The puffer fish can expand and pop the bag, it's his choice if he wants to save his friends or not
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    • When you live in 2020 and suddenly people start judging the majority of cops based on the minority
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    • And that's how you escalate a situation and get a gun pointed at you
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    • Ever play drug dealer simulator? Fuckin riot cops all over the place
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    • Isn't one of them a pufferfish?
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    • Cop came up to me n my homie last night while we were smoking. Just told us to be careful and left
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    • sometimes my genius is, it's almost frightening
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