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npc energy
When you only talk to people if they talk to you.
Person 1: why don't you ever start conversations
Person 2: because I have npc energy
by Bearboy69 January 24, 2019
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    • Npc energy is walking into a wall for 5 minutes and then staring at somebody for 10
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    • I really hate being antisocial its depressing but I get uncomfortable real quick around ppl I have trust issues and hate ppl all together I'm working on it tho
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    • Yea, but i also actively avoid people
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    • Skyrim NPCs can't shut the fuck up, though. Every single person in Whiterun HAS to talk to you when you walk 6 feet near them.
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    • being socially inept is not a personality
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    • I probably have the most npc energy
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    • [Quest Complete] You have now unlocked Skrunky as a companion
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    • Prettt sure thats not what an npc actually is because there are a ton of npcs that talk without you even wanting anything to do with them
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    • Why would you talk to someone just to talk? I hate when people randomly come up to me and just say what’s up, with no real reason. If I have a question or need something I’ll talk to you first
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    • “NpC EnerGY” shut the fuck up i dont talk to people because i dont feel like talking to people
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    • Nah i’m more like the main character that’s completely silent and all the NPCs come up to me
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    • Antisocial people are so quirky.
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    • I also give people super obscure quests that involve hunting a very specific amount of woodland creatures.
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    • How quirky
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    • “Need something”
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    • Do you get to the cloud district often?
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    • If i did that, i could go for months without anyone talking to me
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    • I’m not one to talk but look guys, I know it’s basically normal at this point to talk about how antisocial or introverted you are but it’s important to analyze why that is. Is it really because you lack confidence or is it because you are apathetic to others? Bc if it’s the latter, that’s a problem.
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    • I don't even have dialogue options
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    • I got npc energy. The only time I actively talk to someone first is if we are both looking to murder time.
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    • If someone starts a conversation with me I know they are interested in me (not sexually) and I will gladly talk to them but its awkward talking to someone and then thinking 'oh I was so stupid my voice cracked and they probably think I'm high' you know?
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    • Speak only when spoken too
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    • Nearly everyone I talk to refuses to start conversations, and a good 90% of them respond with 1-3 words out of a rotation of 10 total. Makes it impossible to talk to people and I’m tired of it.
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    • qUiRkY
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    • I genuinely suck at starting conversations, if I see someone with a baby I just go "cute baby" then we talk for a bit
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    • And when they do, I tell them to get me 12 wolf pelts and 7 bear ankles
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    • It’s when you only talk to people who talk to you, but you also talk loudly about your genital warts whenever somebody walks sorta nearby
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    • That’s called being a woman
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    • I used to, but now I’m the main character I talk to who ever tf I want to, later npc
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    • So quirky
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    • It’s not that I don’t want to talk to people, it’s just growing up I never had any friends, so I’ve been so use to it just being me you know? So I’m a terrible friend and worse at making friends, cause unless you ask me to hangout we’ll never hangout, or unless you talk to me first.
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    • Aka you're a freak
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    • I have to be incredible social for my work but I've taken time off just to not talk to a single soul for a week and it feels really good.
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    • What a coincidence that this is the first feature I see while I am currently at a party
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    • big reason why i drink. i wanna do things bt got anxiety & can’t do anything unless i’m under the influence. it’s pathetic ik
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    • Ok but i can’t remember a single conversation with someone that isn’t a part of my family that I haven’t had to start
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    • Same. I have some NPC energy
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    • I got the big npc energy
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    • Sometimes the best quest are given by the most quiet and subtle npcs...... Or not and they die in a burning fire pit of hell as you watch and laugh then just load your auto save
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    • Have u ever played skyrim? Niggas don't stop talkin
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    • People are all like you. If you choose to still be introverted and quiet around them, knowing that they all have sense of reason, knowing that they’re smart enough to know what you’re doing, then yeah, keep being shy. It really doesn’t matter. Never feel inferior though.
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    • I’m your simp ED3N
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    • idk man. assholes stop me in skyrim all the time
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    • Can someone take my User energy away then? I hate always starting the conversations
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    • Hell with your npc energy
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    • Everyone i know is like a pokemon trainer npc
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    • Guess you're not an oblivion npc. Where they take your camera and shove it into the face of the most ugo character telling you about some dumb shit that happened 100 years ago that is now some how your problem.
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    • Yeah having it is okay but if you talk to a group of people then u have npc energy for one or two people, then fuck you
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    • Yea, but I need a subtitle that says “this person is busy”.
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    • OMG. It all makes sense now. Im no protagonist or antagonist, im the mf npc!
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    • Very me. Thanks
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    • I have the reverse. I talk to people but people don't talk to me
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    • I mean yeah pretty much, im not exactly a great conversation starter and when i do start them i kinda suck at continuing the conversation after a certain point
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    • Almost every woman on Tinder.
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    • I thought we called people who can’t think for themselves NPCs...
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    • Hello adventurer I have a quest
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    • Clearly had never played Skyrim. You have to get mods to prevent the npcs from talking to you.
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    • I think NPC energy is when people make pointless small talk like "beautiful weather today, huh?" Or "if theres no pricetag it must be free haha"
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    • I have Skyrim Courrier energy
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    • no npc energy is speedwalking directly into someone then telling them a random fucking fact about your life
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    • I’m the guy that has to do the talking for my group whenever we go out somewhere. Kinda funny honestly
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    • Y E S
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    • Reminds me of me... how strange
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    • Hello Adventurer!
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    • I take it when step further and use to be a adventurer like you until I took a arrow to the knee.
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    • BY AZURA
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    • I feel that
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    • Unless you have a bounty in any Hold
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    • I work for the belethor, at the general good store
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    • Yes I do
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    • Ive never felt more attacked in my life, XD
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    • I got skyrim npc energy. Whenever someone walks within a 10 ft radius of my current position, I'll say a random line of dialogue outloud, stop what I'm doing, and creepily stare at the person until they leave my field of view.
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    • I have trust issues but I'm pretty much a social person I want to be friends with everyone or at least o used too
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    • Anyone feel they are the main character and everyone else is simply NPC’s and the only generated part of the world is the moment your currently living in?
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    • You mean a conversation
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    • I spent most of my life as the talkative npc that spouts random dialogue, but i didnt like being ignored so i stopped
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    • I work in a grocery store, there are time when I wonder if I am an NPC lol
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    • I'm like that, but I'm like a martin septim npc.
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    • What about Link energy
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    • Extroverts be like the Skyrim couriers
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    • Thank you bearboy69, very cool!
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    • i am in this photo and i dont like it
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    • This dude right here
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    • Incoming everyone on this app that has no friends and doesn't talk to people. It's not npc energy, you're just weird
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    • Guys. Talk to me, give me the most fucked up shit you can say.
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    • Boo hoo nigga
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    • I’m an NPC. I only exist inside your head. Just like everything else in this world.
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    • Well this is my first time seeing my life in a meme
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    • My mom used to tell me not to speak unless spoken to
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    • Quirky
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    • I can only move about 5 feet from my current position and have to repeat the same sentence over and over. Help.
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    • ME
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    • See...it's complicated with me, alot of times if I'm out in about I'm very social, when Im home people have to check on me to make sure I'm not dead
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    • I just don’t talk to people unless I have a reason to, my friends laughed at me when I had a 10sec convo with the guy at a smoke shop “you got whip cream chargers” “yep” “ok cool, thanks”, I don’t waste time with small talk.
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    • gay
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