• Receptionist: ls your child
under the age of thirteen?
My dad: Yes, he's twelve
Me: But dad I'm sixte-
My dad:
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    • I've never gotten this; how the hell could they not just tell the kids actual age.
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    • Dad they saw me fucking drive here
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    • Pulled this shit every time at home town buffet 😞👉👈
      Cr1tikal 23 jun
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    • y'all never game plan before? my mom and dad would sit us down and tell us how it was gonna happen
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    • Well yeah, sixteen is under twelve right?
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    • When I realize what kinda shit I'm gonna get for saying anything.
      DovaCreed 23 jun
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    • if ur 16 and could be passed off as 12 ur a femboy
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    • The receptionist to what?
      Moofus 24 jun
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    • Lovehurts 24 jun
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    • receptionist wtf
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    • Broke ass
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    • Bruh I deadass hadn't shaved in like a week and had a ton of stubble and my mom tried telling em I was like 12
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    • My parents never did this even though I look 12
      _Tae 24 jun
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    • We tried this once at a buffet (I'm 18) and she gave us the discount anyway for making her laugh
      Shednov 25 jun
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    • This was deadass in the last feature set wtf
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    • I was getting a manicure with my mom and you can get one for half off if you were under 13. Because I was tall and went through puppetry early, they said I was 20 :( but I still had a baby face. Needless to say we never went back
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    • But I literally have a musta-
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    • Its pretty much the opposite for me, I'm 16 but I could probably pass for 20, at least 18
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    • This has been featured for like the 5th time already
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    • How are there 3 top comments?
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    • 3 top comments? okay
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    • Hah, I love it when my dad does that.... just great.....he'll be back with the milk soon right?
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    • Okay, wtf, same exact memes right next to eachother
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    • Dad to son "do i need to put my fucking double seeing glasses on to see who tf ASKED for your fucking opinion?"
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    • Hey does anybody have the meme of the dog In the wheelchair with the caption "What the fuck is oatmeal?'
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    • Me and my dad teamed up to make me one year younger so we could get stuff for free😂😂 it was fun😂
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    • That's my mom she only does it because I am short
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    • I'm gonna do this when to my future kids so they know how it feels
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    • Bruh this is featured 2 times in the same fucking feature set
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    • My mom stopped doing it when I got taller than her but she’s really short so...
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    • Me: *likes the last 5 features* iFunny: "yOu hAveNt pUt a SiNglE lIkE!!1!"
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    • I literally- I LITERALLY SAW THIS TWO FUCKING MEMES AGO. ON FEATURED.
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    • Ok
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    • If you didnt go along you a snitch
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    • I remember as a kid thinking it was stupid, but now as an adult I realize just how poor my family was and how those few extra dollars really did make a difference.
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    • The death stare
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    • me with my gross teenager mustache: yes I am apparently 12, please give me free entry
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    • Its even funnier the second time
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    • Ok if you told me i was 12 in the parking lot then i would've went along but n o you spring it on me in front of the fire mountain lady
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    • Sixteen is less than twelve and you can’t change my mind
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    • This is like the 6th meme in this set that we’ve already seen today
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    • Why did they say receptionist rather than host or hostess?
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    • My grandparents do the same thing and I look like I’m 20, 21
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    • At the age of 16 the kid will just go with it
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    • What the.. wait a second, this was just here
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    • I literally drove us there and they saw my car and me get out
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    • My mom when we went to the buffet when I was a kid.
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    • I always just get the kids meal because I don't feel like a fat piece of shit afterwards
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    • If you’re not 18, then you’re 12!
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    • Bruh my mom was a cheap skank ass karen but at least made it clear to us before we went anywhere that if there was a childs discount we were a child
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    • Ah yes, the 6'2 12 year old, it is I
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    • He's 12 huh? Awfully fat nuts for a 12 year old
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    • My dad used to pay for two people and make the four of us sneak in through the back
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    • Y'all must've looked really young your your age. When I was 16 I had a fucking beard.
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    • I have no clue what this means
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    • One time my dad did this when I was 12. I was like "NoOOOoOo I'm 12, not 10'' my dad was pissed but the cashier laughed and said, "I don't get paid enough anyway, he's 10"
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    • I was small as a child so I’d be 11 even when I’m 13
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    • going into a buffet at 17 with a friend and her young kids i was asked how old i am, the give discounts for children under 12
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    • Y’all never just went along with it? Your getting food either way, no one gives a shit how old u are
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    • My grandma told me that one time when she went to the movies at 9 y/o she was once told by the boss that if she got a children's ticket one more time, he'd call the cops (he thought she was much older), her mom then had to prove she was 9 by bringing her fucking BIRTH CERTIFICATE to the place
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    • I was too big to smugle in like that, kek
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    • Im 20 and people that hear me speak think im 30. People that see me think im 16... putting the 2 together confuses a lot of people
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    • My parents called me their lucky charm because I looked like a child until I was fucking 22 so they'd get away with the under 13 thing.
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    • frozone is the cashier
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    • I like how when I was in middle school I started eating alot more and my uncle (the person who was taking care of me at the time) always made me get kids meals and I'd be hungry the rest the night and id tell him amd he'd say why didn't you eat l I le bitch
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    • real ones know about the discount and roll with it to help their parents
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