• not telling anyone
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    • Felt that
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    • bro how are you supposed to breach the subject of telling peaple your birthday is today or soon without sounding like a jerk or selfish
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    • I find my birthday so unimportant that sometimes I forget my own birthday
      Rezerrex 28 jun
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    • I hate birthdays so much. I literally feel shittier on my birthday then I do any other day.
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    • I used to be super excited for my birthday bc my friend's bday was the same day, then 1 year I went to my group of friends and all of them got her a gift... Then they looked at me and said "oh, Olivia, give us 1 second" then in front of my face one of them wrote on a paper....1
      Olivia00 28 jun
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    • My birthday is in 6 days, and I can already tell that the only one who's going to say "Happy birthday" again this year is team snapchat. At least I get fireworks
      BigNose 28 jun
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    • My birthday is tommorow
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    • damn...this really featured on my birthday
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    • It’s literally my birthday today and only my family has wished me a happy birthday so far
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    • My birthdays were never much, i always felt like a dick when i tried to tell someone that my birthday was soon because it seemed like i was asking them to get me something. My best friend's birthday is a day before mine so we always celebrated our birthdays together but everytime we celebrated
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    • I hate my birthday because it’s the day I was born without my consent and my freedom was stripped from me. :(
      cloudp19 28 jun
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    • My birthday is tomorrow and all it reminds me of that no one really gives a shit about me unless they need my help :/
      Move_Mint 28 jun
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    • My birthday is coming up soon and I get super depressed around my birthday, which always sucks. This year tho, I have a friend who is super excited to bake me a cake, and after 3 years if no one doing anything for me, I'm not quite so sad this year.
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    • If it is your birthday today or it was your birthday recently, happy birthday! Hope you had/have a good one!
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    • Fellas, I brought my girl out here for my birthday weekend and I didn’t even get a “Happy Birthday” bitches ain’t shit
      mug_smug 28 jun
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    • Happy birthday to all you retards that can't tell anyone it's the day
      rucckks 28 jun
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    • Mines tomorrow.
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    • I don't hate my birthday. My girlfriend has helped me overcome my isolation and not liking gifts. I only hated my birthday because my parents made me feel like it didn't matter. My dad would always try to get me something that he though I would like, but my mom stopped trying when I was like 7
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    • Well if you got Snapchat it decreases the chance of people's forgetting😁
      dudeno4 29 jun
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    • The only people who know my birthday are my husband and my parents. I turn birthday option on Snapchat off. I did this because when I turned 17, no one remembered my birthday except my mom. Someone from my youth group had the same birthday so we all celebrated hers because no one remembered mine.
      AIDSpool 28 jun
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    • Aye it my birthday where my cancers at
      fbrobst 29 jun
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    • My bday is tomorrow. Good thing i have a loving family to remember me :D
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    • My birthdays coming up. Wish me luck y’all . July 3rd
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    • I used to be really excited for birthdays, I still kinda am but definitely much less. My past birthdays have been kinda disappointing, one year all my friends forgot it and only a teacher said happy birthday, and last year was actually fun. We went to a waterpark and had a sleepover, but I got ---
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    • I've never felt so attached before
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    • Hey! My birthday is today too!
      Snowbelle 29 jun
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    • I don't have a birthday, im just six
      _Calvin_ 28 jun
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    • Why would I celebrate my birthday? I’m not Jesus or anyone important and celebrating my own birthday is kinda just selfish and pointless
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    • Hey it's my birthday! I'm 33 today and still use this fucking app lol
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    • My birthday is today!
      lolboy98 29 jun
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    • I feel so attacked
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    • Happy birthday to anyone and everyone who wasn’t told that! Have a great day
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    • I WISHED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE COMMENTS THAT SAID TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY OR TOMORROW OR YESTERDAY IT TOOK SOOO LONG
      Zyalon 29 jun
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    • I hung out with some of my college friends on my birthday, but it was national pancake day so we went to IHop and I didn’t think to mention it. Later that night one of the girls in the group sent me a snap and was kinda mad I didn’t tell them it was my birthday. So the next day some of us 1/2
      onweb 29 jun
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    • I turned 21 this month and I told basically nobody
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    • Thank god for Facebook friends
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    • Today’s my birthday lol
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    • Feeling this rn. My bday was on the 26th
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    • My birthday always seemed so unimportant compared to everything else going on cus I was born on St. Patrick’s day
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    • Yo it’s my birthday today as well nice
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    • Yep, and today’s my b-day
      suchatool 29 jun
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    • It's my birthday today lol...
      RmKAtlas 29 jun
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    • I hate that I’m like this
      av43 29 jun
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    • Today's my birthday, but because of this covid shit I didn't get to hang out with any friends.
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    • I always set my birthday a day early, that way I get all the attention out the way early and I can spend my actual birthday in peace
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    • It was my birthday yesterday lol
      Denadar 29 jun
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    • Yeah mine was on June 16 and I didn’t really get much happy birthdays and it sucked man
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    • What are the odds that two birthday posts are featured on the same day as my mom's birthday?
      xman48091 28 jun
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    • Didn’t tell anyone at work about my birthday, so nobody did anything. A week later I get a card from the HR department in an envelope that says “Happy Birthday” types out. It’s a generic company card with just the logo and nothing in it but signatures from the 3 hr ladies
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    • People like this are very transparent
      BSArtist 28 jun
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    • My birthday is tomorrow
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    • My birthday was in April. My girlfriend wanted to have big huge plans for me because my birthday has always sucked. My parents never knew what to get me and even if they asked they wouldn’t get what I told them. Covid happened and all plan canceled. We finally rescheduled 1/3
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    • I only know my birthday, its not because I don't care about other peoples birthday i just don't remember
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    • Does everyone on this fucking app have crippling social anxiety? Like get over yourself and be a productive member of society instead of hiding from the world...
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    • Birthdays can be pretty bad when you had good ones as a kid but then grow up and now know you’re not really special on that day just getting older
      De_gato 30 jun
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    • I get depressed when I mess up and they find out when
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    • Hey it's my birthday today
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    • Yo thats me today.
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    • It my birthday
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    • Birthday is today! Someone wished me happy birthday at 12:02 so already off to a good start
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    • My birthday was the 27th, I did absolutely nothing, all I did was go for a walk in my neighborhood with music playing in my earbuds, and my one friend just came by and gave me a rose and some chocolate. That was it
      loofalee 29 jun
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    • It’s my birthday today bois, nasty 19 lol
      LilUziVic 29 jun
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    • Me yesterday
      Vindaze 29 jun
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    • It’s my birthday today, I’m now 17
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    • It's my ex's birthday today. I really wanted to wish her a good one, but I'm trying not to. Send good vibes friends
      TheMrCMG 29 jun
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    • My Birthday was last week...bleh...I worked so it was like any other day
      pricem21 29 jun
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    • It's my birthday
      tomshell 29 jun
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    • Tomorrow is my birthday!!!!
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    • It's my birthday today
      m_e_m_e31 29 jun
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    • It's actually my birthday today but i hung out with my close pod of friends.
      Adamgil27 29 jun
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    • The sole reason I like my bday is cause they give me a Reese's bar and a dr pepper
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    • Today is my birthday and I feel this
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    • This was actualy posted on my bday wtf
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    • Today is my birthday, just turned 20. I've been dreading it, my family is waiting on covid tests, and I am too so I can't see anyone. But I hate birthdays in general, but still kinda sad I can't see anyone.
      Rowlit 29 jun
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    • Technically, you should celebrate your mom cuz she squeezed you out in that day
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    • I just had a birthday 🎂
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    • Any other June 28th birthdays?
      Pazmaz 28 jun
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    • Oh shit! It’s my birthday today and I feel attacked!
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    • Broke up with my ex on my birthday
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    • Hey it's my birthday today!
      DrDre 28 jun
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    • Today is my birthday:)
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    • LeshaPink 28 jun
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    • my birthdays in seven days 🕺
      croppyboi 28 jun
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    • It’s my birthday today
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    • Hey it’s my birthday too
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    • One of my favorite moments in college was when a friend of mine remembered my birthday. The other roommates said we were being to loud a few days before so I didn't say anything and when my friend/roommate was out with his girlfriend he suddenly freaked out cause he saw my B day on Snapchat and ...
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    • I think I’m gonna get a bunch of stuff for my birthday this year because recently my sister has been asking me about what would make my room more comfortable and I caught my dad measuring my desk and this annoying shelf that’s built into the wall
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    • My birthday is in 2 days and my parent made me star summer school
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    • I’m the type of person that will go all out for someone’s birthday. But I wouldn’t want someone to gift me any presents or do anything special for my birthday.
      Hernicio 28 jun
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    • Once I deleted Facebook I accepted that fate
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    • My birthday was actually yesterday I'm surprised anyone actually remembered it though
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    • It’s my birthday today
      wonda 28 jun
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    • Lmao it’s dead ass my birthday today and this is what happened
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    • In N.J.R.O.T.C if we found out it was your birthday we would call you up in front of everyone, make you face them, then scream the happy birthday song as loud as we can. We even did it to our teacher - a retired Navy Commander
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    • My birthday is next week
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    • My birthdays today
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    • Today's my birthday
      Quarthnak 28 jun
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    • Today is my birthday!
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