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My daughter went to my husband and
said "Dad, have you ever heard of
Pokemon?" and I have never seen him so
happy lol. He busted out all his old cards
and is in full education mode
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    • With a beer, perfect
      Ehazo 20 jun
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    • Who else just bought fucking Pokemon cards because they're cool and didn't know how to use them
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    • Did you really need to put “nobody: “ at the beginning of this one?
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    • My younger brother stole and sold my whole book of cards which I spent my entire childhood collecting, broke my x-box, and outed me for being gay. Wow, I was gonna say I still love him, but man, writing this kind of sparked some anger in me right now.
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    • Nobody ever played pokemon, the cards just looked dope as fuck
      Sevorri 21 jun
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    • I see a lot of deals of Pokemon cards and I'd totally like to collect them again... But there are just too many pokemon that having cards doesn't feel awesome anymore, compared to when they came out. Just feels too saturated.
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    • Is drinking alcohol in front of a child good or bad for the kid? ... If you do it in front of them and do it in moderation is that better than not drinking at all and telling them alcohol is bad? Like is it better to have a respectful/careful relationship with alcohol rather than no relationship?
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    • My parents wanted to punish me for going to a mental hospital (attempted suicide) so they threw away $5,000+ worth of pokemon cards. I dont have the strength to start another collection.
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    • nObOdY stfu
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    • all i really want is a family and my own little home close to a beach. step 1 is started. moving in with girlfriend soon. step 2 is saving up money to buy a house in SC.
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    • “Yes, let me just grab my beer first”
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    • Yu-Gi-Oh is my shit. Just made a Ghostrick and Shiranui Samurai deck. Pretty dam badass
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    • I read it as full erection mode
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    • I have like 100 cards and I’ve never played Pokemon
      Kyle1 23 jun
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    • I played in the Pokemon TCG world championships in Boston. I lost.
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    • Nobody:
      tweb 22 jun
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    • Wish I could have a kid so I could show some of the things I used to do/watch
      gal_xxy 21 jun
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    • I wasn’t much into Pokemon tbh, but Yu-gi-oh cards were my shit
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    • Ordinary_guy_here Let’s have a child just so we can torture it with all our congeries.
      Trinityyy 24 jun
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    • I have a shining charizard card. It’s triple star rare and it’s first edition
      Sarabuggy 23 jun
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    • Those are yugioh cards
      Lazy396 22 jun
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    • This guy got his life/priorities straight!...
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    • That's going to be me but with the videogames. I have every single Pokemon game and console to go with it except Sword and Shield. I refuse to buy those.
      Nakura 21 jun
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    • I literally have over 500 cards from when I would trade cards with my friends in 6th grade
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    • Tell her about the game that’s called diamond and pearl
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    • Tell her of the glory that was black and white
      blue_too 21 jun
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    • I think everyone has those same tv trays
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    • This would be me but with dnd and magic
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    • I stopped collecting them when a kid stole my ex Charizard and my ex Empolyeon and the teacher told me to fuk off and his parents called me a liar.
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    • Can somebody crop the top off?
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    • Gotta love some pokemon, great new DLC
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    • A yuengling as well. This is a real family man
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    • us or US?
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    • Except in a battle now our old cards are shit compared to the new ones
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    • I gave my nephew my old pokemon card book from 1996 and today he asked if he could have $200, I told him look up the value of some of those cards and he can make easily get $200 for a handful of them
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    • Free hentai! All you have to do is follow me and you get invited to a hentai group ~~ its also linked on my pinned post if you really dont feel like following me :(Free hentai! All you have to do is follow me and you get invited to a hentai group ~~ its also linked on my pinned post
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      zurmsz 21 jun
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    • Gay
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    • Terrible father. Probably a stupid GenWhiner (GenOner) and not a real Pokemon fan and will fail to truly educate that little girl.
      Jimbus 21 jun
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    • it’s- it’s happening. the 90s kids are becoming parents i’m gonna cry
      cban 24 jun
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    • Bruh those are weak numbers, you gotta pump up those numbers, I got a binder thats three times as thick as his binder full of cards and there’s a second binder that’s just a bit bigger than his
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    • I did learn to play but none of my friends wanted to learn. They just wanted to collect because that's what everyone else did.
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    • Is that Nyquil
      DANKmp4 24 jun
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    • Grown ups are just kids with kids
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    • I just want to make a family and be a proud father and husband. I want to make someone happy, and this girl is making it hard to keep trying, she likes me, but experience from a previous relationship kinda ruined me and makes it hard to open up and connect with her because of self doubt.
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    • My boyfriend is basically making me delete ifunny for a week and use Reddit instead.......wish me luck Bois
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    • I gave my brothers my cards and they say theyre gonna sell em 😡
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    • My moms husband found my cards and made me eat part of one cause they're "satanic". Then my grandma gave my hoard of them away to my cousin. My husband buys me cards every now and then to help rebuild what I lost as a kid. It's the little things. :)
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    • Yeah the cards are good but the games were better
      Porx 24 jun
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    • Bro, I'm keeping my binder forever
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    • Uh... isn't us in the future a bunch of somebodies? Dumbass...
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    • If my kids ignore pokemon Imma ignore their asses
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    • iPhones 24 jun
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    • Me and my sister never bonded to well but when i came back from the military she loved pokemon and It brought us so close together i got her a switch and pokemon sword
      Dwomaloth 23 jun
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    • My husband with our daughter when she asked him about animes.
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    • I really thought that man had a horse cock
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    • This is me to anyone who even mentions something about Pokemon.
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    • "my time to shine!"
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    • I did this with my 5 y.o. son recently
      CRS6132 23 jun
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    • I debate starting to collect them again just for fun. I still have my collection from when I was a kid. Ancient Mew card. The OG holographic Charizard (albeit a little scuffed) but I'm still proud of my collection and pray my kids ask about pokemon some day.
      LBMummy 23 jun
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    • Why do you need a beer when spending time with your kids?
      schlurp 23 jun
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    • Same but yugioh, pokemon is garbage
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    • Swampert hours y'all
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    • This is me now with my niece and nephew.
      Reflex42 23 jun
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    • Me with an actual good card game (yugioh)
      Jharr2119 23 jun
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    • This is the best part of parenting, plz remember to let them do the work if working with LEGOs or models..... I couldn’t stop myself, he still reminds me.
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    • No pokemon here. CYBER DRAGONS LETS GOOOOO
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    • Parents are going to be so fucking cool in the future.
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    • "Us in the future" zoomers say, as the picture is referencing what they are fantasizing about, in that exact moment.
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    • I HAVE MY OG GX CARDS SOMEWHERE!!!! THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME
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    • My dad made me throw all of mine away when I was like 9
      zaddey 23 jun
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    • Yugioh gang. But fuck anything after Synchros.
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    • So I already knew what was gonna happen, so with genuine curiosity, while at a Dunkin’, I asked a worker who the character was on the jacket he was wearing(kinda looked like Joey from Yu-gi-oh) he lit up and we had a full on conversation. So fun to talk to people about what they love
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    • Ahh yes
      _semen 23 jun
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    • He has CORNA
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    • Cute
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    • This is my brother with his nieces.
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    • I actually have a shiny holo charizard 2nd edition.
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    • I remember my choir teacher played the portal “still alive” song in class, so I was like “cool, he likes portal songs. I’ll show him Harry Calinghan’s videos”. I will never forget the day a grown man called a teenager girl a freak. Like, motherfucker, do you really not know what the song is from
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    • My mother threw out my 3 year pokemon collection with my rare Mew card over me lying that i took a piece of her gum. At least i have my 4 collectors 23 karat gold pokemon cards with signatures from nintendo.
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    • I'm waiting for my cousins to ask
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    • Why the fuck was the "nobody:" necessary
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    • Fuck. I'm still waitin for me to be made into a card.
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    • Is it just me, or are those actual Magic The Gathering cards?
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    • Respect the Yuengling 👌🍺
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    • I got a charizard from a booster pack with my older brother on my bday like 17 years ago
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