• My nose: I have to sneeze
Me: Ok lets sneeze
My nose:
well now lam not
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    • Or when you have to go to the restroom, but when you get there you suddenly don’t have to anymore
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    • how it feels
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    • Can anybody explain why the body does that?
      OldandNew 18 jun
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    • when you make the sneeze face and everyone watches you not sneeze and look like a fool
      birbss 18 jun
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    • NyargKing 18 jun
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    • Look into something bright, like the sun or a light. Obviously not directly at the sun. It'll make you sneeze.
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    • I want to make a virus that makes you think your about to sneeze. But you won't. Once you finally lower your guard you'll sneeze out of nowhere and it will be the most painful sneeze you would have ever had. Then just let the cycle continue >:)
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    • I fucking hate that feeling
      DBagger24 18 jun
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    • Sharena 18 jun
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    • NOOT NOOT!!!
      MissyBee 21 jun
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    • When you have a sneeze coming on, try to look for something to read and read it as fast as you can and you could even reread it, and it usually let's you sneeze. Like so other people can see
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    • Wait what s the name if this
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    • Stare at the light carol Anne
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    • Whenever I get that, I just take a slow deep breath through the nose and it just gets it over with
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    • Ima boost this post
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    • Look at a bright light
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    • Im thirsty
      Iewdness 19 jun
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    • When your nose peeshy
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    • Ah . . . AH . . . AHHHH . . . . . . . DAMMIT!!!
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    • PorkSword 18 jun
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    • God that’s the fucking worst
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    • Gibby says a sneeze and orgasm are similar in both build up and release
      RealGibby 18 jun
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    • blue_too 18 jun
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      UHCGamer 18 jun
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    • I was just about to sneeze then I saw this while scrolling in the sh1tter, now I lost the sneeze
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    • Ngl I thought it said noose
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    • I call it being “sneezestipated” and I even added it to urban dictionary
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    • Just breath in long and slow through your nose and it will make you sneeze
      meman5901 21 jun
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    • Whenever I have to sneeze I just take super small breaths and that somehow induces a sneeze, at least for me.
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    • Stare at the sun if you can. I know it’s crazy but it works
      RoyalArt 21 jun
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    • Haha
      Jamesc007 21 jun
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    • Look into the light
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    • Just look up at a light and it’ll make you sneeze
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    • This right here. It be like this
      Bruhh_ 20 jun
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    • Pingu grew up to be drafted at 18 years old for the penguin Army to fight in the polar bear wars in Articnam. He came back missing both his arm flaps and being called a war criminal and was spit on by penguin hippies.
      Atr0p0s 20 jun
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    • Look into/towards any source of light, like up at the sun when outside, it always help me sneeze idk why.
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    • Look at the sun.
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    • Look at a bright light and the sneeze will come. Likewise, close your eyes to stifle one.
      483sw 20 jun
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    • Dude im weird asf. I have to look into the light or straight into the fucking sun to sneeze. That tickle is never satisfied until my retnas are fried. If someone is looking at me before our mid sneeze I LOSE IT AND NOW MY FACE IS BLUEBALLED.
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    • I'm on a boat right now
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    • When that happens look up at a light it helps sometimes
      KemariRay 20 jun
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    • This happens to me all the time at work
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    • Well this profile is called “Secrets” and the fucking meme won’t load for me, so well played sir.
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    • this is a forgotten meme. you do me proud.
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    • literally occurred as i read this
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    • Keep your head straight and look up at light with your eyes and breath in through your nose slowly. *FORCED SNEEZED ACHIVED*
      sorethumb 19 jun
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    • Look at the sun
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    • That’s actually me rn
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    • Look at a light
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    • Pissed me off 🤬! I had to sneeze before I got here now I’m sneezeless and I hate that this is true!!!
      Me_Dammit 19 jun
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    • Nose: "you will receive your sneeze within 5 to 12 business days"
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    • Ive been needing to piss for a few days now.
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    • Y’all ever stop halfway thru like “ACHO- ohhh”
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    • My fucking gf will say bless you before I sneeze and it will trick me into not being able to sneeze
      XDNiNjA 19 jun
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    • Breath in through your nose until you sneeze when that happens. 👌
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    • Who is eating oreos behind me
      YoFuck 19 jun
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    • Everyone tells you to just let it out like you aren’t having the fight of your life trying to
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    • Look at the light
      ajbise 19 jun
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    • Look up or at some light
      maybe43 19 jun
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    • Why is it that I don't feel the need to sneeze whenever I'm going to grab paper towels or a napkin?
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    • I tickle my nose with my hair when that happens, or pretend to sneeze to confuse myself into sneezing
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    • Me
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    • MemeGuy73 19 jun
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    • And then you stand there foe like 30 seconds looking like a dumbass
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    • Look into a bright light when that happens
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    • Look at a bright light. Always helps me
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    • Shove your finger up your nose and eventually you’ll have to sneeze
      CrazyCray 19 jun
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      ProjectCain 19 jun
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    • There is no worse feeling
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    • Worst fucking thing when your own body blue balls you all day when you have to sneeze
      KickerJ 18 jun
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    • Fuckin love sneezin
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    • Ugh
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    • That legit happened right as I swiped to this meme
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    • If you say “bless you” when someone is about to sneeze it stops them from sneezing I don’t know why but have fun with this
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    • Sometimes it takes me 30 seconds to warm up, then sneeze. Or I try to sneeze, but doesn't come out until 30 minutes later, and during that time my eyes are watery and I feel like I snorted water through me nose, and everyone knows how that feels like
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    • Nothing is worse than being blue-balled on a sneeze.
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    • looking at light helps me
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    • *eyes looking into bright light*: “oh I think you fucking will!”
      remliel 18 jun
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    • What show was that again
      Riaa 18 jun
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    • Just breathe in through your nose really fast. It will retingle your nose and you'll sneeze. I do it all the time to get the sneeze out
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    • I always look at the sun or a bright light. I don't know why that works.
      tweb 18 jun
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    • I have kek dealer, I bring keks, who would like a kek
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    • *has to sneeze* ok lemme stick my gum to one of my teeth first so it doesn’t fly out *doesnt sneeze*
      Garf_Keg 18 jun
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    • How is this so accurate
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    • iFurry 18 jun
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    • It’s like getting blue balls for your nose
      Tyymann 18 jun
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