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    • Imagine having terrible parents
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    • if only i could ACTUALLY say that to her-
      behave 20 jun
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    • Mom: Don’t you dare disrespect me, you came out of me! Me: I came out of dad first though.
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    • "A mistake we both have come to regret"
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    • Don’t say something like that to your mom! Partially because it would hurt her feelings but mostly because you’ll have a new slipper indent in the side of your face
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    • Then she hits back with “obviously the dad that didn’t want you and you’re why he left.”
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    • And you get slapped
      Waitress 20 jun
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    • My response to the whole "i brought you into this world i can take you out" was always just "then do it."
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    • Wish I had the balls to say something like that
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    • Last time my mother said that I said "well should've gotten an abortion" she stared for 5 seconds before shutting my door and leaving
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    • I’m adopted so that comeback doesn’t work. Someone once told me: “you were a mistake” and I responded “yeah but at least I was wanted”
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    • “I’m adopted”
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    • I always said "not my fault you didn't use a condom"
      ExoticXD 20 jun
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    • I just say “Then you should’ve prepared for the repercussions”
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    • Imagine thinking just because your a parent that your argument is 100% right and instantly overrides the opposing argument
      joshkid 21 jun
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    • Mom got mad at me for spending my own money on myself
      Beastish 20 jun
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    • “Well you have a point. I guess we both have made some mistakes then”
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    • whose*
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    • When I said that my mom said, "well arent you glad to be here?" I never had the heart to tell her no, I am not glad to be here
      MyFatDogs 20 jun
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    • I don’t think my mother ever said that to me
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    • "Your dad who went and got milk five years ago, obviously"
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    • “I meant to swallow you.”
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    • Great and then she pulls out the tanke armor penetrating bullets aka whoop ass
      De_gato 22 jun
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    • My mom and I had an argument like this before I moved out. Said those exact words. Felt a giant fucking weight off my chest. Never talked back to my mom before that. And right before I walked out the door, I told the fat bitch to fuck off. All those years of abuse and neglect, all ended with two
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    • Not my fault your pull out game was shit
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    • And then I'd get beat so no thanks
      yaboi2D 20 jun
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    • My parents can’t even use that comeback... I’m adopted. My mom says “I brought you into this house, I can kick you out”
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    • Destruction 100
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    • It’s kinda funny how I can say that now, being an adult. And we joke and laugh. Making dark jokes with my mom has shine a light on my rocky childhood.
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    • Consume my fucking asshole
      deepoh88 20 jun
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    • Wrong whose
      TheGuy200 20 jun
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    • Then your ass gets kicked out. Believe me, I know
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    • And she’d come back with an ass beating
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    • damn that’s kinda rude tho lmao
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    • White people am I right?
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    • I say “I didn’t ask to be born”
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    • this works especially well because I was born out of wed-lock
      bruh_knee 20 jun
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    • iFappy 20 jun
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    • More like "I didn't ask to be born to a fucking mean alcoholic"
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    • Whose
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    • look her dead in the eye and say every mistake I will ever make is on you for giving birth to me
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    • I didn’t give consent to be born so imma have to sue sorry
      Haremking 20 jun
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    • whose*
      TheAshen1 20 jun
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    • KingZaq congrats at your 11th feature 🎉🎊
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    • *whose
      Enigmata 20 jun
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    • I can always say, well at least I'm not going around giving to bj to every guy I meet. Also keep your fucking pants on I can here you fucking from my room
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    • I reposted if you don’t mind
      JWester09 20 jun
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    • “You’re the one who took the nut, whore”
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    • My mother can’t use that argument because she did not in fact give birth to me. Though I’m surprised she’s never used “you were our second choice. We just wanted our new son to have someone to play with.” as an attack. Cause it’s the truth.
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    • Thank you for giving me a weapon to fight back with
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    • I'm adopted. My immunity is unmatched
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    • If I said that I would get my ass beat and my electronics taken
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    • The condoms that didn't hold
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    • That doesn’t work and you know damn well it doesn’t. Quit hiding!
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    • My little sisters response to everything is “that’s not my fault” or “who’s fault is that?” When it doesn’t even apply
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    • "The condom"
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    • Tip: always have your arguments with your parents in the car! That way they are too busy focusing on the road to do anythi- hey why are we heading towards the orphanage mom?
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    • None of us asked to be born our parents just got horny
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    • If they are that toxic, take the high road and when you age out cut those ties. She can be a toxic bitch without you, and when she is missing out on grandkids and getting old and behind on bills she can call on all those people she alienated with her actions to help her out.
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    • If you're bold call her a slut
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    • imagine not being adopted! LOL! CRINGE!!1!!
      atlas88 20 jun
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    • Is it possible to learn this power
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    • I DIDNT ASK FOR IT
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    • No then you'd get yo ass whooped for "talking back"
      JH3678 20 jun
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    • And who didn't wear protection
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    • Oh man I have terrible parents because they’re telling me the struggle they had to go through when they could’ve easily not had me boo fucking hoo
      ItsAl124 20 jun
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    • "Yeah...that'll show em"
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    • I see you have chosen death
      Currupt96 20 jun
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    • I'm so glad my Mom has never said this to validate her argument. My dad has, but that's cause he's an asshole.
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    • I mean you could...if you’re tired of living...
      P1NKY 20 jun
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    • Let's be for real, if you're mom actually said that to you in a argument and that was your comeback she will just beat your ass
      OldandNew 20 jun
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    • I get iFunny tries to appeal to a broad audience, but the same jokes over and over? “My parents suck” for teens “I wanna un-alive myself” for millennials, Avatar, Gumbal, Tits, Huskies for the rest of the mindless scrollers. Although...this particular joke I hate. Yes we’ve all thought it. It’s old.
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    • And that's thats the story of how I got my ass beat
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    • And then you got grounded for life
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    • I say this all the time, then I get hit with the “You were an accident”. I get slapped around the word “abortion”
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    • And then you get your ass beaten.
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    • and then comes the worst ass whooping u will ever recieve in your life
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    • My mom should have never had a kid
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    • I don’t really get into arguments with my mom. My dad on the other hand, damn we have been so close to throwing hands. He’s just so fucking dense.
      xxxEggis 20 jun
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    • On a brighter note, if your parent(s) compliment how you look and you're blood related, say something like "I got it from you!" It'll make them happy :)
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    • *SMACK*
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    • I’m adopted my mom can’t use this on me
      Althea 20 jun
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    • This is ballsy. Say this once you sre an adult on your own and not a moment sooner
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    • Stop being a little bitch and respect your parents
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    • WHO DECIDED THAT!?
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    • I don’t get away with that for some random reason I just get yelled at even more
      bobasuar 20 jun
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    • Phexal 20 jun
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    • People talk to their LOVING AND CARING parents like this?
      THANOSITY 21 jun
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    • Well you shouldn’t have been the fastest! You could’ve been a chill semen and not even race to the egg but noooo!
      iakona235 20 jun
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    • But, it TECHNICALLY would be dads fault...
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    • You didn’t ask to be born because you can’t ask to be born, that’s just how it works
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    • I just like to say "I didn't ask to be born."
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    • My little shitstain started that backtalk stuff recently. Now he has extra chores to go with that big brain of his =)
      FailJuice 20 jun
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    • “That’ll show ‘em”
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    • The dad.
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    • Wow it gets even funnier every time this was featured
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    • I just respond with i didnt ask to be born
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    • The sad thing is that most people don't love their children. They birth them, hit them, try to control them once they're adults, and always act like they did their kids a favor by having them.
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    • If only I could tell that to him
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