• Me getting my
dick in the
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Guinness Book of
World Records
The people at
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    • I didn't know they had a category for worlds smallest penis.
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    • World's smallest penis
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    • Hi peter griffin here, the joke is that when he says that his dick is in the guiness book of world records, he means that literally his physical penis is stuck inside the book.
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    • Word around the library...
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    • And it says “world’s smallest penis”
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    • That’s one way to do the flattening.
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    • Cool, that means I’m not the only one to do this.
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    • ✅ The words are original, but the format was stolen from a meme yesterday. This makes the post less funny and I hope people don't start ruining this format.
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    • Just busted the biggest nut in human history
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    • Small penis joke
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    • I used to cut a hole through that part of the book, stick my dick in through the back and have my teachers open to the page. I’ve been in and out of foster care every since
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    • I've seen this meme 3 times over the past 2 weeks
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    • They actually have gregori rasputins dick in a museum
      riguyyyyy 25 jun
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    • Now this is good.
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    • Smallest functional penis goes to me
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    • Why all the small assumptions? I’d settle for the world’s okay-est penis
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    • Lol
      _jai_ 24 jun
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    • I see an ifunny watermark
      Parasyte 23 jun
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    • It’s a good format
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    • Worlds shortest Dick
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    • Funny 10/10
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    • "world's smallest penis"
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    • Sharpest dick curve
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    • Comments: 49% he has a small pp. 49% I have a small pp. 1% other.
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    • I have the worlds smallest penis but apparently its "too small" to be put in, just because it looks like a skin tab doesnt make it less of a dick
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    • Wow 2 of this format in a row
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    • I hate the top picture with a passion
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    • The longest dick is like 10ft right?
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    • How does one fuck a book?
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    • The first micropenis to ever be found on a human...
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    • Is anyone else getting an ad of a woman chugging alcohol and writing with a big ass pencil
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    • Fuck them. Guinness endorses fake records.
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    • Most infected penis
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    • I no joke probably have the record for largest mustard collection but I don't know how to apply for one and what not
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    • Mine t fit snwjere because it is so small
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    • My first thought was y u be sticking ur dick in a book?
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    • This format is amazing
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    • Why my pp so little at age 16 :(
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    • "Ma'am, there's blood in this book"
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    • What's up with this website featuring shit crops
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    • The names Bean, Mr. Bean
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    • Ha
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    • only when jacking off to the stretchy skin guy. Everything else is a no.
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    • Remember me after this hits 50k likes
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    • Worlds widest penis
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    • I put the “cum” in computer
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    • The first part of the joke decieved you
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    • World's most tortured penis
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    • It’s not that hard you just have to wait for them to leave
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    • Not to be that guy but these porn bits are putting in some dedication to be the first comment
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