• if you tell us we won't be mad
my parents after I tell them:
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    • I’m a simple man, I see doctor hienz doofenshmirts, I click like
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    • Not gonna lie, I Ain’t Got Rhythm is an all time classic too
      penty 18 jun
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    • Is he lying though I mean imagine if everyone told the truth about every little thing
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    • That remindes me of the used glue we have at Wish! It's like normal glue except it doesn't work
      wish 18 jun
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    • My parents dont lie about that. They make it clear they'll be mad if you tell the truth. But your punishment is worse if you lie or omit anything.
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    • It holds society together, but not this family.
      Remix_DD 18 jun
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    • I swear every Phineas and Ferb song I remember was always a bop. Especially the Aglet song, that shit went hard
      penty 18 jun
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    • Did someone say society?
      CrispyKFC 18 jun
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    • Don't trust your parents.
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      nomoreIfunni 18 jun
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    • At least they were there his parents didn’t even show up to his birth
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    • Doof got mad bitches behind him.
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    • I liked “a brand new best friend and it’s me” from the movie a lot
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    • Based doof
      FluidGuy 18 jun
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    • There's a platypus controlling me
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    • There's a platypus controlling me
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    • The parents:
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    • He always had the hottest dancers back in him up
      DealWidIt 18 jun
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    • Doof didn't have to find someone to marry, he was swimming. But he did it anyways.
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    • Parents who listen and are enlightened by their kids wisdom through innocence are where it’s at
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    • “People lie about their mileage, they lie about the weather”
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    • Not gonna lie, that song slaps so hard
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    • Ass whooping time it is my children.
      Plain 18 jun
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    • My mom never told me right from wrong when I fucked up she just went silent and that is how I was raised and now I'm just emotionally unstable
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    • Where is the Mexican dad 😔
      Danny 18 jun
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      Thighdeology 18 jun
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    • This is a bot account why the fuck is it getting featured again
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    • Pro tip for new parents for when this will eventually happen to you. You don’t have to be mad, but you still have to discipline ur kid, depending on the circumstances. Once they tell you, explain to them CALMLY why that was wrong, and that the consequence for doing X is Y.
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    • I am currently lying
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    • If power’s on your shopping list then use the elbow and the fist, pummel em until they get the gist
      SwineShiv 21 jun
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    • Why is it that many times movie or tv show villains make more sense than the naive idealic heros?
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    • Your name is not cum
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    • then they wonder why i dont tell them shit
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    • An original meme by cum
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    • "You're not telling us the truth"
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    • My man the Doof had the baddest back up dancers.
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    • Meh
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    • Your parents suck
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    • S I M P SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!
      zalg0 19 jun
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    • No, that's what holds the Trump administration together
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    • Democrats: lies are the glue that holds America together.
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    • No modern day government would last 24 hours if all of their lies were immediately leaked. Lies keep the world peaceful. Can’t believe I’m sounding like a Templar here but complete transparency only leads to chaos
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    • My mother thought she was slick. I got my aunt in on it just to prove the point. Mom said it would be okay, told my mom the fake bad thing in front of my aunt, then was later punished for it and my aunt and I called her out on it. Never trusted her again lmao
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    • Whoever did the music for that show is extremely talented and versatile
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    • Damn, Dufenshmirtz was fuckin woke
      MadBen 18 jun
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    • Just found out about society 😔
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    • Jimmy2Dicks
      Doofenshmirtz's on that woke shit
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    • Top tier meme
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    • Accurate
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    • Did someone say glue
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    • In second grade, my parents told me to tell them what swear word a kid said to me at school. I just spelled it out and they washed my mouth out with soap.
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    • Okay but this song was really onto something
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    • “Lies are like children, they’re hard work but it’s worth it because the future depends on them.” - Dr. Gregory House
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    • Tells them: ok then, your free trial of pain free security has ran out.
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    • He’s actually got a point lmao
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    • Lies make it better Lies are forever Lies to go home to Lies you wake up to Lies from the alter Lies make you falter Lies keep your mouth fed Lies 'til your death bed Lies
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    • We go a lot easier on our kids if they tell us the truth. Usually it's the difference between a talking to, and grounding!
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    • A society?!
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    • Literally every song from Phineas and Ferb fuckin slap, you could put it all in a playlist and people would listen to all of that shit.
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    • Spell is right god damnit
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    • Growing up I’ve learned that lying and then they figure out is far worse than telling them the truth right then and there.
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    • Jesus Christ that’s such a raw fucking line
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    • Sad but True 😢
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    • Doof fucks
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    • Basically how police ask you questions
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    • Reminds me of some of the things my father tells the US
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    • Another cum original meme I see
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    • And my parents wonder why I didn't tell them about anything until they found out for themselves. Egg falls out of burrito in front of them, they scream pick it up before it hits the table. They not there? I just pick it up and eat it before they can see. Btw I use a plate but it falls inches from it
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    • "I murdered my brother"
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    • “An original meme by cum”
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    • Wont be “as mad” is usually what they mean.
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    • Y’all never talk about how good the spa day song is
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    • My name is doof and you do what I say
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    • People lie about their families. They lie about the weather.
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    • Who else sang it in his voice?
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    • My parents didn't bullshit about being mad. They told us that they would be MORE mad if we lied.
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    • I'd say to my kids that you would still get punished. But it wouldn't be nearly as bad. I'd punish my kids for lying more than anything. (Except for some extreme examples)
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    • Song?
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    • Common lie I here every day
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    • An original meme by cum
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