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    • He is real! Idiot. He only comes if u are sleeping, SLEEPING! Man I’m 13 and I’m smarter than you. Dumb people these days.
      _Gizmo_ 24 jun
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    • Don't worry guys it's literally just a meme. He's real
      Pewbacca 24 jun
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    • K but I actually cried when my mom told me
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    • Fake news Santa is real
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    • wait santa’s not real?
      _Oppy 24 jun
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    • Jokes on you
      Santa_ 24 jun
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    • Santa makes sense because it puts some separation between you and the kid. The kid won’t be angry or upset at you for not getting them something, they’ll be upset with Santa.
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    • Christmas Eve 2005 we just left the Denver airport and stopped at a cracker barrel to eat before heading to my dad's house to drop me off. I say how excited I am for santa to visit my mom looks at me while it is snowing on Christmas Eve and says "oh Santa isn't real you didn't know that?"
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    • I tried pretending that I thought Santa was real for a long time cause I thought I wouldn’t get presents if I knew
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    • I caught my mom putting tooth fairy money under my pillow and she cried because a part of the magic and my childhood was over
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    • One time in the Walmart parking lot my mother said, hey I have a serious question. I immediately starting thinking of excuses for why I stay in the bathroom to long. She says. Do you still believe in Santa? Me a kid who doesn't believe in Santa replied with a very devious... Yes.
      YouPube 24 jun
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    • I just pretended I didn't knoe because I wanted my dad to have a little longer time to have fun with me and having a Santa, I think it made him happy since it gave him more time to have me as his little girl, even if it was just with something like santa
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    • I’ll be honest. I thought the idea of Santa was bad ass. I’m glad my parents did so much to make me think he was real
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    • Wait... If Santa isn’t real, who’s been putting presents under my tree?!?
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    • If Santa isnt real then how do my parents deliver presents to everyone across the globe?
      Yenndo 24 jun
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    • LOL stupid atheists, Santa is real!! Did you really think your gifts just evolved out of thin air?? 🤪🤪
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    • If that's true, who is the man who touches me in my sleep?
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    • My parents were honest they told me “I gave you these presents hope yeh like em” I just said that’s fair
      Tranquin 24 jun
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    • If Santa isn’t real then who touches my bum hole every Christmas when I spend the night at Uncle Jamie’s house? Checkmate, non-believers
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    • I kinda knew but at the same time I didn’t when I was a kid. I always was like: “this is way too good to be true. So a guy just gives me free stuff every year?” So when they told me I was like oof that kinda sucks but I saw it coming
      spudnik_ 24 jun
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    • I believed in Santa up until my parents told me for real at 16. I only believed for so long because I knew, back when the Wii came out, our family didn't have the money, and yet, sure enough, it was there under the tree. Little did I know, grandma from out of state had sent the money down for it.
      FBIKronk 24 jun
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    • In my family if you don’t believe in Santa you don’t get presents. So he is still real to me
      GryffinTG 24 jun
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    • Everyone’s saying Santa’s not real but I’m at the mall and guess what!
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    • I cried when my mom told me because I was 7
      _Tae 24 jun
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    • I pretended to be shocked lol
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    • My parents told me he wasn't real when I was like 2. I don't even remember a time when I believed in him.
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    • imagine thinking santa isn't real
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    • I figured it out when I saw the tag on the elf on the shelf’s ass
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    • Stupid Santa atheists smh
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    • Why does Santa love the rich kids more than poor kids, mommy?
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    • i knew he wasn’t real since i was 7, but i milked my parents for another five years
      esynce 24 jun
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    • I remember in kindergarden I told girl next to me that santa wasn't real(I don't remember why). Next thing I knew she told on me and I got in trouble
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    • My Parents let me figure it out.
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    • Wait.... what?
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    • Wait, Santa is it real?
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    • My parents still act like santa is real all the time, never did drop the act
      Chiwah 24 jun
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    • What’re you talking about, how else could the presents get there? I mean, parents couldn’t do that all in one night! What about Santa cookies? I suppose parents eat them, too?
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    • when my parents told me he wasn’t real, i had stayed in my room for 3 days all depressed and whatever. but on the last day my dad came in and told me,”Listen bud, Santa might or might not be real, but YOU choose what you believe in. Plus, who’s to say there isn’t more magic than just Santa?”
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    • Santas not real? 😭😭😭😭😭
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    • How do the presents get there then, check
      stnick6 24 jun
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    • I found out Santa wasn’t real when some kids at my elementary school did drugs and smoked and after Christmas break had a new phone like Santa slackin man
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    • Wait tho but he is actualy real tho right?
      Slank 25 jun
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    • I am 16 and believe. Not that comes to my house but I have a whole theory and everything.
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    • My parents told me when I was like 10, I kinda suspected it and it didn’t rly surprise me, but my brother didn’t react well AT ALL
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    • If Santa’s not real then who’s knee have I been sitting o.... oh
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    • This meme format is so dumb
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    • I like to think he's real. Regardless of my age I'll always hold that little bit of magic in my heart. It's harmless and in the end it's something for me to hold on to.
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    • Heed my words, Santatheists: you are, all of you, vermin, cowering in the snow, thinking...what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming judgment? No. Your stocking will be stuffed until its surface is but coal!
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    • My parents never told me santa wasn't real but they know I know. It's like an unspoken agreement that no matter whats under the tree and who it's for it's "from santa"
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    • I remember figuring it out and telling my other cousins my whole conspiracy theory and they cried
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    • I still meme Santa being real. I’m 22. Been doing it since I was 12
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    • I learned about the tooth fairy because one morning the tooth was still there and I went down stairs to get something and came back up to money being under my pillow and at that moment I realized
      jmb123 26 jun
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    • But of course he is real. As real as this funny app that only posts good content
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    • I knew by the time I was 5, but my dad always put in a lot of effort to make sure it was a magical experience, from making "snow" foot prints out of flour, gluing some white beard hair to the milk glass, one year we went out to look at Christmas lights and all the presents were there when we gotback
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    • I knew a senior in high school that would get violently angry and be on the verge of throwing hands at any mention of Santa not being real
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    • we would go to my grandparents house on christmas eve every year and my grandfather would "leave" and santa would coincidently be there when he was gone. and the one year I noticed santa had the same slippers as my grandpa and I was like "woah that's so cool!" and then I got home and mentioned it
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    • I think its easier for children who's family goes to the cult meeting to believe in him. I mean they're basically fed stuff from an early age that Santa's abilitys wouldn't be a stretch or anything. Blind faith is a funny thing
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    • I asked my parents to keep doing christmas the way we always have with the presents “magically appear under the tree” on Christmas Eve. Even though I haven’t believed in Santa for year, it’s just a wonderful feeling
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    • I believed and was very sad when I found out. They would do powdered sugar footprints and cookies and notes too. Shit seemed so fucking real
      Azto 24 jun
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    • 2nd grade, 2009 bring ur parents to lunch day, ivan randolphs dad told everyone in my class that santa isn’t real
      Jiffylube 24 jun
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    • Wasnt saint nike a real thing a couple hundred years ago though?
      FredMan 24 jun
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    • I just went along with it for as long as I could to get more presents
      Chake 24 jun
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    • Of course Santa’s real y’all are so bad at lying bro it’s hilarious
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    • Ok Santa denier
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    • My mom ruined all of those mythical things for me in one blow by telling me the tooth fairy wasn't real and she thought I already knew
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    • This is propaganda.
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    • Nah bro I saw him with my mom in bed! I have footage
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    • I cried when my mom told me the tooth fair wasn’t real because it meant I wouldn’t get anymore money
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    • WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?! LIES! DECEPTION! SANTA IS REAL
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    • Santa's real, but parents keep buying and wrapping gifts ahead of time
      Xyro 24 jun
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    • I mean I know now he’s not real but there were assholes in school that told everyone he isn’t real
      licmaball 24 jun
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    • Kids just keep pretending to believe, so they keep getting those extra "presents from Santa"
      Curvz 24 jun
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    • I didn’t know and when they asked I acted like a dumb ass
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    • Shut up non-santaist let people be happy whith what they believe in, you're preaching sadness and you'll get coal for christmas
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    • I figured out tooth fairy wasn't real, and then I stopped getting money for teeth. Now I'm 22, my sis is 26 and we still believe in santa.
      rfhjxd 24 jun
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    • Nice try buddy but I’m not getting on the naughty list
      StarCry 24 jun
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    • All these idiots saying Santa isn’t real, way to fall for the propaganda idiots
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    • I read this a the devil four times and was so confused
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    • I cried because the two fucking Asian girls called me stupid and told me my parents were lying to me, so I talked to my mom and asked her about how she always asked us never to lie, but she could be lying to me, and she said she wasn't, so I stayed up all night that year, and cried when I saw
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    • I figured out on my own because I grew up watching how the universe works on tv and slowly realized that there's no way he could do that
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    • I faked that I believed in him so I could get more presents until I was 13
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    • i was about 12, some portions of my innocents left my body after i found out
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    • If god is real why can’t santa be real too.
      jc15280 24 jun
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    • My montage is real though and it will hold you through the night
      thee_KX 24 jun
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    • In my family it’s just become more of a joke my parent never told my brother and I but we knew so every year opening presents from Santa we’ll say like wow Santa’s handwriting is so similar to moms or wow how did Santa get the same thing that was in the mail 3 weeks ago
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    • Santa’s not real ??
      _Kati_ 24 jun
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    • I knew he wasn't real ever since he kept coming over every night after christmas to give my mom gifts
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    • POV: you misspelled Santa on your wishlist
      Boat_Man 24 jun
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    • Wait what do you mean he’s not real?
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    • My brotha once told me how his friends told him Santa was fake, and so he was relieved that he could act like a twat and not get caught.
      Malevolor 24 jun
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    • I stopped believing in santa after a Walmart commercial
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    • TokyoFooI 24 jun
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    • My parents never told me he was real and i thank them for it. Its not cool to lie to your children in the name of tradition
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    • I actually told my parents one day when I was 8 that I knew. Nobody had told me or anything. I just figured how it could have easily been my parents and even though I was young, the concept of occam's razor didn't escape me.
      Mythical_ 24 jun
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    • Wtf? Santa is real
      DoubleTap 24 jun
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    • Yikes this is unfunny
      iSathy 24 jun
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