• how does one turn their emotions off
BS
Okay so first go to settings
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I'm a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at
first
no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at
settings, what do next
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    • Go to settings hit power off if this doesnt work then you may need to jail break its processor with an out side object
      epic_wind 24 jun
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    • Have you tried turning you off and back on again?
      J4k3dgr8 25 jun
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    • good morning y’all rain is wet
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    • So once in a while you may come across this device with a button on it to turn off emotions. Simply point the device straight at your frontal lobe and press the button, commonly called a "trigger"
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    • Go to settings, flipp EVERYTHING you see, that should work.
      Sensino 25 jun
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    • Sometimes I get overwhelmed with emotions and just “turn them off” I stop feeling. I feel no sadness or anger but I also don’t feel joy and happiness. This can last a day or months.
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    • Ok first get someone in your childhood to constantly to yell at making you crying in return have them make you stop crying with consequences if you don’t have them repeat this processes intill you can stop you can’t cry anymore over anything warning this is permanent
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    • W H A T D O N E X T ? !
      Sman_Sam 25 jun
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    • Tf was he originally planning to do, give him a step by step with 5 different posts, when the same thing can he achieved with one reply?
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    • yk my emotions were off for so long and the only thing i could do was get mad. now for some reason they are back and ive realized i’m such a cry baby. I want to turn them back off but idk how?
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    • Fucking cringe
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    • every feature is now just a tumblr post. i feel so empty
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    • Pretty easy just click it off in the back off your head you should feel a snap. I do it whenever I don’t want to deal with my depression.
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    • First, go to the settings in your brain, then hit the delete memory button. If it asks are you sure, drink a bottle of alcohol and ignore the next 3 questions.
      Samurott_ 26 jun
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    • Get gun sh00t pee pee
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    • Fill a huge needle with lidocaine and inject it deep into your amygdala.
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    • Suffer severe trauma
      owenmcg05 25 jun
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    • I am already dead inside. This is not an issue for me!
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    • You find your will to live and just turn that off
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    • All you have to do is get hurt enough that it doesn't hurt anymore
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    • Step: get traumatized
      _Mental_ 25 jun
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    • Download childhood trauma.
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    • KiII youself
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    • What do next
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    • This meme sucks
      Urbanxx 28 jun
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    • i turned the empathy switch off years ago and now i can’t simply seem to find any fucks to give !
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    • HUR DUR emotion HUR DUR depression
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    • Fake, who the hecc would put are one in a post by itself
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    • How do I turn emotions on
      Bright04 25 jun
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    • Mine turned off on their own somehow
      mandi333 25 jun
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    • hahahahahha tulmbr funy
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    • Phexal 25 jun
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    • Sometimes you just have to let go of things that are troubling you.
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    • Haha funny. Anyone else laugh? Of we course we all did 🤣
      Sp4wn 25 jun
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    • Dm for gay yiff
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    • ifunny still featuring shitty memes huh
      Stars 25 jun
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    • Accept the fact crap happens and get over it
      Foodyumq 28 jun
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    • Its easy, just stop being a little bitch. Go work a field at midday and all your thoughts will fade away.
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    • Meditating is entering the pause menu
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    • Step 1: Lack any real parental/guardian figures that are willing to nurture you emotionally in your childhood
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    • Double click on the file folder titled "amygdala". Select all files, right click, select "delete".
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    • Just flip the switch like in originals or vampire diaries
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    • The last thing y’all should do is try to turn them off. I wish that I still felt things the same way I used to. Even the pain and all the other bullshit. Cherish it.
      C0ba1t 28 jun
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    • Don't turn your emotions off. It's really hard to get them back.
      Uberdaf 28 jun
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    • Childhood trauma
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    • So many people tell me that I seem emotionless or I always have one emotion I'm stuck on
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    • Just will yourself onto a mindset where whatever happens your automatic response is "fuck it"
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    • Than you take a loaded gun...
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    • Activate your external stimuli blocker setting and turn off the background hopes and cares processor
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    • Try drugs instead. Alcohol , fats, sugars etc
      Cozmik 27 jun
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    • Just kiII everyone ur emotionally attached to
      rdoz 27 jun
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    • Have you tried doing factory reset?? Always works for me.
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    • First realize that we are just atoms and particles that are in space and that nothing has meaning. And your done.
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    • A good cry usually helps deal with emotions.
      Destoter 27 jun
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    • Go to settings turn on apathy, Then keep practicing making a choice to Dissociate Until you can frame perfect Every emotion that comes your way.
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    • Sometimes I listen to the distorted part of Runaway by Kanye just to feel something
      Fuckin_A 27 jun
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    • ask for a dual prescription of xanax and lexapro and you'll be a full blown sociopath
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    • Cool, but how do I turn them on :(?
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    • I just take one of my meds and not the other lol. No more sadness or empathy yay!
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    • would be great if i could access my settings
      Regu1us_ 27 jun
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    • There are actual psychopaths on this app that dont have emotion and they dont get this post. Fyi not all psychopaths are violent they just lack empathy and emotional values.
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    • I just stop fr. It's an odd feeling where everything is just eh
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    • I think the problem is people don’t want to face their emotions. We look for quick solutions to numb them so we don’t have to feel, but maybe we shouldn’t. Maybe we should embrace those feeling, work through them, and understand emotions are what make us human.
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    • first you take excessive amounts of ketamine and disassociate
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    • I just think everything is pointless theres no need to have emotions.
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    • I was told my great grandma died today. I jusy wanted to say this because sometimes when i know someone might see or hear it i usually have a easier time looking back in a possitive way. Im aware this isnt the app for this
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    • Just fall for the wrong girl
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    • See I dont really care about these reddit posts. They aren't screaming and its kinda funny. But on the other hand....
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    • I forgot what emotions were a thing till tales of ba sing se
      LeMarcus 27 jun
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    • Turn off ur brain
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    • there’s actually a 8 week guide on how to become a sociopath (which would basically mean you had no emotions)
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    • First become a vampire
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    • Then go to "restore factory settings"
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    • Men are pros at this
      tannerm1 27 jun
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    • Basically just go ask out like 150 women back to back they will all say “ew, no” and the first few sting a little bit by the end you are emotionless.
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    • The easiest way is live away from people and shut out all contact with people. Its not fun let me tell you, I get to use the internet once a week when I come to town to trade shit
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    • One of two phrases, "it is what it is" or "it be like that sometimes"
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    • Have terrible parents that emotionally break you
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    • “Sociopath”
      Arson 27 jun
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    • Smoke alot of weed and get personalized thats what I did
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    • Years of abuse...
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    • Through meditation you can turn them off I now only feel happyness and annoyance
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    • Well for me it only took two traumatic events and the desire to try to make my mom feel better, it’s a lot easier to make your mom feel happier if you don’t seem sad.
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    • No one is a lil weirded out by the fact this man knows how to turn off emojis
      Jman625 26 jun
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    • Umm how do I go to settings? I'm also willing to try
      a_patato_ 26 jun
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    • My dog just died so I would like to turn my emotions off now, does anybody know the rest of the instructions?
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    • Lobotomy
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    • Have you tried putting it in rice
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    • Why do people reply to comments as if they are the OP? It’s pisses me off when people do that to me
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    • Gonna need to turn on developer options for that (settings, about phone, software information, tap on build number 8 times)
      Xeras6101 26 jun
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    • Repressing emotions is like speed running a miserable life
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    • Try alt+f4
      Fyretonix 26 jun
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    • Aha aha aha me quirky tumblrtard
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    • Alcohol.
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    • Why would you just post the first step by itself unless you did this on purpose
      Billothy 26 jun
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    • Have you had a rice bath?
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