• Hello my dear
Y
I know it's late, and I know it's been
quite a while since we broke up
I
But I need to get something out of my
chest, I want you to tell you something
very important
ahh
Easy there, champ. She's fallen asleep
in my arms, like she does every single
night for the past month
But tomorrow when she wakes up I'll
tell her you miss her? Or is it that you
still love her?
Or whatever it is that's so important
you wanted her to know at 2 in the
morning
Just tell her that I tested HIV positive
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    • Honestly shout out to exes that will tell their previous partners about their STDs.
      GryffinTG 17 jun
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    • Guarantee you thats her pretending she has a boyfriend
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    • Fuckin retard "easy there champ" bitch you got sloppy seconds calm down
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    • U know that the "champ" is what pushed him over the edge. It's so degreading yet condescending
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    • Honestly starting with "my dear" was the wrong way to start. Both sides are dumbasses
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    • get fucked douchebag
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    • Jesus that’s quite a message at 2 am
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    • I hurt inside when he called him “champ”
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    • The bf is a douchebag
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    • How you gonna start a “I have AIDS” text with hello my dear? What kinda neck beard bullshit is this?
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    • Okay, so this is a long shot, but I’ve had this in my fucking mind all day. Does anyone have the meme of the Heinz bottle committing suicide with the sad music behind it. Please for the love of god.
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    • Who to actually texts like this
      Sunny2118 17 jun
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    • “Sure buddy” “fine, don’t believe me. Have a good night”
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    • The ultimate CUMback hah get it?
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    • Why would their bf be on their phone when they’re asleep though, isn’t that kind of weird
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    • Skrunky 18 jun
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    • "Out of my chest"
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    • My ex hit me up the other day after not talking for 6 months all bc she saw a meme about hellcats and she knows that the hellcat is my dream car and now we’ve been hanging out so am I stupid?
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    • what shit phone has these type of texts
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    • chihou 17 jun
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    • I feel like champ is kind of like buddy where it’s just condescending
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    • biggjohn3 18 jun
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    • “Hello my dear” 🤓
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    • I legit had this happen except I really do want to tell her I missed her. Instead her new man answered this way and I just said “you can delete these texts but please treat her right and with love, she deserves the world” and he said “I got it bro. Hope you find yourself well” and I moved on.
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    • I fucking hate guys who lose all sense of reasoning because they’re scared their boo is going to cheat on them with an ex.
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    • Succ_Boi 17 jun
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    • Uh oh he got the pp germ
      Kritty 17 jun
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    • The next day the mother fucker was dead.
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    • chihou 17 jun
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    • Remember when sex was something special that only married couples did so the spread of STD’s wasn’t commonplace?
      Syntex366 17 jun
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    • Nice
      4Pep 17 jun
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    • By the mighty shit of Santa Claus
      Cr1tikal 17 jun
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    • Interesting
      Weird 17 jun
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    • south park quote btw
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    • Doesnt matter had sex. ( or whatever it said I didnt read it)
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    • "Easy there , champ" did she fall asleep in her dad's arms?
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    • You should be held legally responsible if you fuck someone knowing you have an std and dont tell them before hand
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    • Oof
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    • Virgin women are the only suitable women for marriage
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    • And here we see two cucks in their natural habitat
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    • Fuck people who text like this. Send it in one text
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    • Is it illegal if you lie about having HIV to fuck with an ex?
      Demonx 18 jun
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    • Actually the guy on the receiving end was very nice
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    • Out of my chest?
      tacoshark 17 jun
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    • The guy who answered the texts:
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    • First. Fuck you all.
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    • So all I have to say is inigga and I I get tc?
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    • Why he calling his ex "my dear" tho ?
      Toadette 21 jun
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    • Even if I wasn't HIV positive I would do this just to strike fear in his/her heart
      gabe614 21 jun
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      Swiggo 21 jun
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    • “champ” is she dating a fuckin dad
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    • I love think the douche made it up bc he was mad she got with another dude
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    • Hehe
      leosammy2 20 jun
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    • That’s why you don’t be a cunt about this stuff
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    • Dicks like that deserve to get shown up
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    • If you are in a relationship don’t answer the other persons phone for them, no matter how close you get that shit is still fucked
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    • If it was a positive hiv test he wouldnt be texting at 2am lmao.
      Manako 20 jun
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    • Get fucked libtard
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    • That bf lowkey sounds like an abuser
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    • don't text other people on your significant others phone that's fuckin gay...my buddies gf noticed one of his friends (a girl) texting him one night and deleted the messages without him knowing that shit is crazy
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    • I mean, he could easily have wanted to ask for a second opportunity and after that have said "fuck it, I'll ruin both your weeks".
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    • Yikes
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    • Idk why but being called champ or chief or anything similar pisses me off so much
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    • I'm in a beautiful, loving relationship and I wish that for everyone. The feeling of looking at someone and knowing you love them, and that they love you. It feels like a dream, and it may be, but if and until I wake up, I can only enjoy it, and thats what I will do.
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    • This is a reddit post to make those neck beards feel better about themselves cuz they can “destroy” dudes that have good relationships
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    • Champ
      Erthalboi 20 jun
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    • "Don't be a bitch, just say I tested positive for HIV"
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    • Oo baby a tripple
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    • She sleeps in my arms for a month = I have the right to navigate her phone and text her contacts??? Hol up
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    • I know this is fucking WhatsApp
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    • Bf is a insecure bitch boy and also has aids now
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    • Can’t get hiv if you don’t have sex. Checkmate
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    • If you actually start an aids text with "my dear" then you deserve to have aids
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    • Just say I know its been a while since we've dated but i was testing positive for hiv then never text again
      pawmazing 19 jun
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    • Get fucked ig
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    • “Hello my dear”
      Neutral_ 19 jun
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    • Jesus Fucken Christ I thought he was gonna say positive for corona!!! Thank Goodness
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    • I wanna see the rest of the convo
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    • There's obvious trust issues with that Chad answering her phone. Time to grow up there "tough guy"
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    • Some of these are cringey, but this dude had the right to be annoyed. An ex texting your girlfriend at 2 am and starting with "hello my dear" deserves whatever he's getting in return
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    • Typical for android users
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    • "Easy there, champ"
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    • I'm pretty sure if my gf ex was texting her at 2am saying dear and o have something to say I wouldnt like it.
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    • Y’all always get hung up on stupid shit. Who gives a fuck if he started with “my dear”. We don’t know what he was gonna say. He might have been trying to get back with her and changed his mind when the “new bf” texted.
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    • Literally the same person on both sides
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    • My dear is kind of ew
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