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    • Johnny cash: "I shot a man in reno just to watch him die"
      _JURI_ 20 jun
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    • Old country was good country
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    • The chad Marty Robbins:”I slay THOTs, outlaws,and communist”
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    • New country music is just pop music sung with a southern drawl.
      SuccDuck 21 jun
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    • Old country is real country
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    • Clearly this man’s have never heard any Wheeler Walker Jr. Album
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    • New country music sucks
      fuckfuck 20 jun
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    • All country is good but this shit they want to call "new country" just isn't at all. Its pop with fabricated twang
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    • So I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seatssssss
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    • Jason Aldean vs. Carrie Underwood
      bokutosan 20 jun
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    • The man in black shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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    • I mean what can I say I’m a simple man with simple needs
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    • Ha I have been wanting death for the longest, dont threaten me with a good time
      Joji_ 20 jun
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    • Not all new country sucks, just the mainstream radio country. Give the white buffalo, colter wall, tyler childers, cody jinks, paul mcauthen, zach bryan and chris stapleton a listen. Also majority of texas country in general is really good especially in comparison to nashville produced country
      MrBeasty 21 jun
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    • my school bus in high school only played country music, and i always noticed that this was how the songs always went. like, there are very, very few exceptions to this rule
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    • It should be new country singers cause George straight is god
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    • I DUUUG MY KEY IN-TO THE SIIiiide; oF HIIIIS PRETTY LIL’ SOUPED-UP FOUR-WHEEL-DRIVE; CAAAARVED MAH NAEM INTOOO HIS LEATHA SEEEEEEEEATS
      Asstek 21 jun
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    • Punk rock time
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    • I do not like country unless it’s one of these themes: “the devil’s here to cause mischief”, “there’s a dark storm comin”, “my life is fulfilled, my children are married and my whole family will be by my side as I die peacefully”, and my absolute favorite: “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”
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    • DolansASS 23 jun
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    • "New country sucks" fellas fellas, all country sucks
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    • This is why I love Carrie Underwood
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    • Both suck. Unless its old school shit.
      Haxune 20 jun
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    • rap singer: NIGGA FUCK COPS NIGGA FUCK PUSSY NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
      eordaryl 21 jun
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    • Then there is Alan Jackson... "Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee, it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie." Damn good stuff👌
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    • all these people getting mullets all of a sudden gay as shit
      eordaryl 21 jun
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    • New county AND rap is fucking retarded, the only newish country song that’s good is Gods Country by Blake Shelton
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    • Hey just bein a simple kinda man
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    • Im not a big fan of country music but tou know i sing along to "I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED UP 4 WHEEL DRIVE"
      Blu3jay 20 jun
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    • a woman made this
      iiLuciel 20 jun
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    • Marty Robbins: I k!lled a woman and her bf cause she dumped me
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    • I only listen to old country and bluegrass, new stuff is gay. I heard someone refer to Hank Jr. as “ol Hank” and I almost threw up
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    • "I shall now commit vandalism and property damage to get back at someone instead of doing the right things."
      redvine 20 jun
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    • Music telling stories >>>> Gucci Gang, and Cardi B.
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    • Listen to cocaine blues by Johnny cash. In the live at Folsom Prison album
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    • "I lIkE bEeR aNd TrUcKs AnD a BeEr AnD wHiSkEy" -some retarded ass country singer, 2020
      Bernard_ 20 jun
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    • Old country music is the only real country music there is
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    • The Chad Johnny Cash: “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die”
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    • Garth Brooks, George Strait, Alan Jackson>>>>>>
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    • big mommy dommy country doomer gf with huge milkies
      IDontHave 23 jun
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    • Johnny cash is the shit
      themyguy 21 jun
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    • Country hits different on mute
      jellybish 20 jun
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    • New country sucks
      Fake_Taxi 23 jun
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    • Anytime that earls gotta die song by the Dixie chicks comes on, I immediately get annoyed. Cause every white girl at the party tries to act sassy and sing a long, but none of them know the words. It’s “murmur murmur murmur EARLS GOTTA DIE”
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    • I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats! Took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats!
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    • People who say old country is good country just assume the bro country shit on the radio is what we listen to. There are actual good artists out there. It’s the same with rap and pop. No one actually listens to that on their own time. We look for the good shit.
      Brikc 21 jun
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    • The devil went down to Georgia
      MadLad555 20 jun
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    • Carrie Underwood did to country music what Obama did to this country
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    • Where's the screenshot of the Tumblr post
      Mini_ 20 jun
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    • When all their husbands do all day is drink and drive trucks it can make them a bit crazy
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    • I like country music because 1. I am a Midwesterner. and(or) 2. Those songs are low enough for me to sing properly.
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    • Toby Keith
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    • This post was made by someone who doesn't listen to country.
      TheAshen1 20 jun
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    • Don’t dis my boi Johnny cash
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    • Nah fuck country music all my homies listen to goose goose revolution
      hmnggggg 23 jun
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    • It's so weird how the Carter Family were the big bang of country music but also indirectly caused it's downfall by forcing Nashville and the GOO to accept Chet Atkins who went on to indirectly create the sound that ruined the genre
      iSublime 22 jun
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    • That’s just new male country singers go listen to Alan Jackson, George straight, cash, Hank Williams sr and jr ect. The new country sucks but the old ones are still kicking ass
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    • That's just the new bullshit
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    • Male country singers sing of heartbreak which caused their crippling alcoholism and love of their cars
      SirFawkes 21 jun
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    • this is the first time i've ever seen a meme and thought "i should send this to my dad"
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    • I like old
      alexmig 20 jun
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    • Pretty accurate
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    • Cheat and you get the heat
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    • Cheaters bad end of story
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    • People hate country music because they’re conditioned to by media and memes as kids before they get the chance to really sit down and enjoy it. And for those of us that grew up before it was universally hated, they just adopted the, “only new country is trash.” Mindset
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    • I like this song by ingred andress called more hearts than mine I don’t think it’s country or anything but I really like it
      Poger 21 jun
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    • David Allen Coe, George Jones, Ronnie Milsap, Hank Williams, Darryl Singletary, Jamey Johnson, Waylon Jennings,Merle Haggard,Mel McDaniel, and David Ball are alll real country singers
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    • That’s how mariachi songs are too. Mariachi is the country of Mexico. Most male songs are about heart break and drowning in Booze while female songs are more about being a strong woman and helping in the revolution and so on
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    • Jason Aldean, Kenny Chesney, Zac Brown and Blake Shelton
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    • John Denver and Jerry Reed would like a word
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    • My boy hank williams jr wont hesitate to make some homemade wine and find a honky tonk gal at the bar neither
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    • Top 40 sucks donkey balls.
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    • Some country music sounds hella good
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    • Female country singers actually used to be good. Reba, Dolly, Tammy Whynette. They were all great. Now they suck
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    • I used to joke about country being “ my wife cheated on me so I’m drinkin my whiskey while drivin my truck “
      bondsnaky 22 jun
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    • “Oh I’m begging of you please don’t take my man”
      Hazuya 22 jun
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    • There is new country that is good and sounds like some of the greats. The only problem is some of those guys you have to look for. Pop country has flooded the country music industry but there are some legit artists and groups out there. Some popular guys are cody Jinks and Tyler Childers. Some 1/2
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    • David Alan Coe k1lled a guy in prison with only a broom stick because the guy tried to have surprise butt sex with him.
      Q2020 21 jun
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    • Depends on your definition of country music, most of it now really isn’t.
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    • Good
      Aitaxb 20 jun
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    • And then theres taylor swift country
      McL0v1n 20 jun
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    • Tbh a lot of country singers today are panzies that make millions and just pretend to be country
      222tdt 20 jun
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    • i hate these fucking memes
      _preston_ 20 jun
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    • what about Hank Williams junior
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    • Honestly I hate new country(mainstream country Like Cody Johnson is okay but I don’t liek may other mainstream type stuff). If you like it then more power to you that’s fine but to me it’s just not real country
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    • New country is just pure ass
      Osallo 20 jun
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    • I miss the old days when country music was more than this
      that_gye 20 jun
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    • "I had to put my Dodge Ram down cause he ain't the same he was 700,000 miles ago. Yeeehaaa."
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    • I mean I agree with the girl but at the same time county girls are pretty bad about cheating themselves
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    • Who doesn't like beer and trucks though?
      MrCubon 20 jun
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    • Silky sucks
      DadaAP 22 jun
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    • People who say all new Country music sucks most likely only go by what's played on the radio, because there's actually good stuff out there, like Jon Pardi, Luke Combs, Tyler Childers, Orville Peck, Midland, or Brothers Osborne, country radio just decides to play Luke Bryan instead for some reason.
      Thorfinn 21 jun
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    • Toby Keith is the god
      OAKLEY08 21 jun
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    • For a while I just couldn't understand why a lot of people hated country. I get it now because for the most part, people are hearing this new pop country and most of it does suck.
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    • Pretty metal for country
      THUNT 21 jun
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