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The second
Pee
on the Titanic stayed onboard
until the end, and got trapped underwater until a
boiler explosion blew him free. He survived by
clinging to a capsized raft. Later, he volunteered
in WWII and helped evacuate over 120 men
from Dunkirk.
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    • This is true! He was the most senior member of the crew to survive the Titanic disaster. In one instance, when he discovered that a number of men had occupied a lifeboat in place of children, he jumped aboard it and threatened them with the revolver he was carrying.
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    • *Has statue of him torn down and desecrated.
      Imall469 25 jun
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    • It wasn't the iceberg that sank the titanic it was this mans massive balls
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    • Idk how he didnt drown from the weight of his massive balls
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    • Good thing we had that thing at the bottom to tell us how to feel huh id be lost with out that shit on every meme
      lk6969 25 jun
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    • We need a movie of this rn
      CAL3B 25 jun
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    • "And to think they all laughed at me for buying PhD Flopper instead of Jug before we set sail"
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    • Damn! The titanic movie should have been about this dude rather than some con punk wanting some high class cunt.
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    • Extra fun fact, he commanded a small destroyer in World War 1, and was credited with sinking a U Boat by ramming it as it surfaced. He then took the surrendering crew aboard out of the water as well.
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    • I would like to replace the maritime law of "the captain always goes down with the ship" to "the captain is the last person alive to leave the ship"
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    • Don't forget that the Titanic was intentionally sunk to eliminate the people opposed to the creation of the federal reserve, which is currently, privately owned.
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    • And now his statue is getting defaced and torn down because he was on the Titanic and the Titanic didn't allow black people. I'm all for equality but you people need to fucking stop. Stop rioting, stop hurting people, and stop hurting kind officers. Peaceful protest but do it PEACEFULLY
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    • A legend, he was
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    • Yeah so that guys a bad ass and a hero. I bet he was one popular guy with that story at bars
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    • Not saying I'm anything special but, this is badass and brave of a human being. Not some trannie or gay coming out
      CareusX 25 jun
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    • damn i was wondering whether or not he was badass until the end. thanks yoda
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    • I found a new name for my action novel !! I hate making up nakes so i usually try and use a name picker and find a non cliche nane, but i like the ideo of using the names of real legends. What do you guys think?
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    • What a chad
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    • But yet they made the movie about a fuckboy and an unsatisfied promiscuous woman. Great decision team
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    • Redditors can you stop putting dumbass captions with your reaction pics please thanks
      RabbiCrab 26 jun
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    • Thanks for the retarded reaction image
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    • And i still only learned the midocondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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    • he also was the officer who adopted the “women and children only” policy, letting only one adult man through because he was an experienced sailor and could help the other survivors
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    • That was like 30 years later...
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    • Cool dude
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    • Fuck off with that reaction image
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    • I did a project on him back in high school, he did a lot of incredible feats such as helping multiple people on overturned rafts get through the struggle and stay afloat as well as surviving multiple shipwrecks (which he was always off-duty or asleep for from what I could find.) 1/2
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    • So much badass stuff happend on the titanic but the best we can do is some retarded love movie
      Sykin 26 jun
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    • Weren't the only 3 survivors from a British cruiser freed when the boilers blew? Like everyone else got sucked in by the sheer displacement and drowned as it went down.
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    • “Clearly god wants me alive send me to the most dangerous location you can find”
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    • No one can sink my boat
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    • A worthy opponent
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    • Damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us
      Frogboy71 28 jun
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    • Sure that's how he escaped
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    • Fun fact: the ice berg missed, what sank the boat was that the boat couldn’t handle the weight of this dude’s fat cock.
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    • I don’t think it was actually a boiler explosion as the fires in the forward boiler rooms were extinguished before the collision. Most likely a pressure explosion as air pockets imploded inside the ship.
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    • Lightoller was the only senior officer to survive the sinking.
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    • Please
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    • Should’ve died with the boat shame
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    • We prosecuted that guy in my HS mock trial class.
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    • Na, not as badass as the Finnish guy who took a bunch of meth, ate berries and wildlife and menaced the na-zis for a month
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    • He looks like that actor that played the German major in the movie “ enemy at the gates “
      Drwiley 28 jun
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    • Trump 2020 Democracy is at stake !!
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    • You guys are forgetting that his massive fucking balls gave him buoyancy and allowed him to float
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    • This man deserves a movie if not a a few of em. His life was a damn movie already
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    • So he staid on board till the end but he he didn’t die
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    • “I never left the ship, the ship left me.” -Second Officer Charles Lightoller.
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    • What the flying fuck is this reaction image?
      Dciccare 27 jun
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    • Thus man had a real life invincibility cheat.
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    • The boat guy in the movie Dunkirk is loosely based on him.
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    • Ted Cruz fact #967, I my great great great grandfather almost died on the titanic. He lost his ticket in a poker match and the guy who boarded as his was locked in his room and drowned.
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    • I juast watched the 12th man. A movie about a ww2 norweigian saboteur that has to get to the swedish border. And i consider him to be the unluckiest and luckiest man alive
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    • Nice
      LarryD1 27 jun
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    • He also shot at a zeppelin during an air raid in 1916
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    • He probably didn't think it was badass at all.... like a true badass!
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    • He evacuated seamen 😏
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    • Could be a movie tbh.
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    • I haven’t seen Titanic yet pls don’t spoil it for me
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    • This is a guy that when he says "when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence", he literally means it.
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    • Lightoller sounds like a Jedi name
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    • He stayed afloat by standing on Jack’s head
      psebat 26 jun
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    • That’s some primo PTSD
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    • Wanted to die with the ship and God said "nah i got other plans"
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    • Fake
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    • I looked at this and thought the picture looked familiar from a dunkirk thing I read, I then read to see titanic, got confused, then kept reading and then felt smart.
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    • Not gonna lie, it sounds like a call of duty campaign story
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    • With a name like fucking Lightroller? Bitch was born to be a hero
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    • What a fucking badass. He needs a movie
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    • *According to his story*
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    • Anybody ever hear of the "White Death"
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    • Sittin at home and what he did is the same thing...
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    • Luck 100
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    • It wasnt his time yet...he still had work to do
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    • This man deserves a statue
      meemers 26 jun
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    • Bamf
      Joe1000RR 26 jun
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    • People were such bad asses before the aughties
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    • He has no idea how hard life is for people that don't cruise around on fancy boats. Pnaughtsies and giant icubes, never saw one.
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    • The remarkable thing about this is just how many people he managed to retrieve from the dunkirk beaches. His boat normally cannot carry that many people however he managed to cramp all the men onto the Sundowner. It still floats today as a museum ship at Ramsgate Maritime museum .
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    • Very honorable indeed
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    • Finally a good fucking reaction meme
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    • Don’t forget he also served in the First World War
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    • He also survived a zeppelin attack in WW1
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    • The scene with the captain chilling until he got flooded
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    • Replacement Airplane Fact!: If it wasn’t for brave men like him making the trip to Dunkirk in 1940, hundreds of thousands of soldiers could have died due to there not being enough transport ships,where British civilians made the perilous journey to save their young men in France.
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    • Fuck with me you cannot
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    • Goddamn
      new_guyy 26 jun
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    • You forgot the man also sunk a ww1 german submarine too
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    • Yes, but what about the drunk cook
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    • He is the definition of a good selfless brave man, I hope to be as good of a person as that
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