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    • Bois just for the record if I'm late with your doordash order I promise it's the restaurants fault, I speed like a mf
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    • The show is called Shikamaru for anyone wondering
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    • Am I the only one who just gives them 5 stars always unless they are an ass? Even then it’s a long stretch to get since I usually just think “maybe today’s not their day.”
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    • If I’m late with Uber Eats, it’s either because the restaurant took forever or because you live in an apartment and gave me your apartment number but NOT THE BUILDING NUMBER WHEN THERE’S LIKE 50 BUILDINGS!
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    • Fuck Door Dashers that cant read. Call me Racist if you want but at Wendys we NEED them to read the orders to us and alot of them dont speak/read English properly so its a struggle. They want us the read it from their phone at the window but we hate it cause it takes time away from making the order
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    • My local doordashers have always gotten parts of my order wrong (sometimes straight up FORGETTING extra sides and stuff) so now anytime I’m missing any part of my order I just put in a wrong order claim and get like 50-70% of my money back. Fuck you, get my order right.
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    • Oh a naruto feature?
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    • Am i the only one that doesn’t mind talking to an Uber Driver? Y’all are some homos
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    • Honesty you have to be pretty bad for me not to give a 5 star
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    • I mean even if the pizza guy gets there on time. My default is 5 stars, you gotta fuck up to get fewer
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    • Fuck the 2nd Hokage all my shinobi hate the 2nd Hokage
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    • Me touching a cop in GTA V*
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    • Pizza getting to your door sooner than you expect is kinda shitty. What if I'm upstairs clapping some milf cheeks thinking I got 10 minutes before the pizza will be here and then I hear the doorbell ring.
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    • I don't mind if Uber drivers talk to me, but I feel like it's important to be able to take a hint when it comes to not wanting to talk.
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    • Supposed to say hey and confirm you have the right person after that not talking is ideal
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    • ThogFacts 20 jun
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    • I had an uber driver hit on me my whole 25 minute right. Shit was creepy as fuck
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    • I’m a quiet guy, but whenever the Uber driver tries talking to me, I’m talking like an extrovert. I’m so lonely guys that I rely on my uber drivers conversations as my human connection to the world.
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    • I've heard of Uber riders getting mad that the drive didn't talk to them even when the driver was being nice and saying hello and shit when they get in
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    • I actually kinda like being able to talk with Uber drivers though because they’ve always got an interesting story to help keep you occupied. It’s like hearing the interesting stories your grandparents would tell you about.
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    • I can confirm tc. (At McDonald’s at least) we aren’t supposed to start making the order until the driver gets to the store (a fucking stupid rule I know)
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    • 10 minutes really doesn’t help if you’re in the middle of the rearranging your gf’s guts when he pizza come in
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    • If only it had turned out that way between those two....
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    • I’m about to have pasta for lunch
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    • I gave my doordash driver super specific instructions to get to my apartment, even stood outside when he got close, saw him drive past and waved to try and get his attention TWICE, called and texted, no reply, then he cancelled my order saying he couldnt find my apartment
      Locotrbl 21 jun
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    • Have your own car and drink responsibly gang
      THUNT 20 jun
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    • ah a good meme
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    • Funny because both clans are mortal enemies of each other and even after said agreement for cease fighting, there was never truly trust between the Senju and Uchiha.
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    • Some people just don't understand that some places they order from take way too long to get the food out and 97% of the time dd drivers can't check the food so don't be too hard on them
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    • Door dash was supposed to deliver my food 4 hours ago. They said they completed it and I can't get into contact with anyone
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    • I got 79% satisfaction rating on ubereats, (85% is minimum, therefore I'm being cautioned).. but I'm literally going above and beyond when I text them updates about their food going, getting and arriving sincerely. Fuck people.
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    • We promise you 35 minutes because it takes 15 mins to make and bag up, however long it takes to get there really depends on traffic, how many deliveries a driver takes a time (closest to furthest), and if they go zoom zoom or not. If it's a single delivery of 1 pizza, shit could take a long as 20.
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    • I love talking to my Uber
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    • Crazy to think that some people don't like naruto
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    • One time a door dash person made us go all the way to the street to where there car was because they didn't want to give us the food
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    • Longest part of delivery is waiting on people to make it and traffic stuff if that's good I always get it to you early
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    • Nachi
      The Uber driver who made you feel you should've died 5 times before you get home.
      Nachi 20 jun
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    • Sometimes you just gotta be nice
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    • I actually like talking to the Uber driver..
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    • I always give five stars whenever I’m asked to rate something because why the fuck should my opinion affect someone else
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    • da_kranch 20 jun
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    • I fucking hate it when someone who’s delivering my door dash order picks up my food but then goes on to pick up or drop off other orders. The shortest amount I’ve waited when happened was 10 minutes while longest I’ve waited was almost an hour
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    • What about the uber driver who delivered the pizza 10 minutes early?
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    • Tbh I like when the uber driver talks so it isn't some awkward ass car ride
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    • Bruh I give everyone five stars, is it that uncommon to do?
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    • One time our pizza got delivered in 10 mins and we all got food poisoning 😒
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    • Those who possessed the sharingan got severely fucked over man.
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    • Bruh us pizza guys don’t control how long it takes to get to you it really just depends on if you ordered when it’s busy or not because I’ll take 8 mins for a 15 min drive but it don’t matter if the pizza came out 10 mins after it was supposed to be delivered
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    • I deliver pizza and I have no control over how soon it gets there. I always go 5 over but it’s up to the insiders to make your order in time, don’t be pissed at me if it’s late
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    • the tags sound like hulk trying to to read the meme hahaha
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    • I'd rather have fully cooked pizza than early pizza.
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    • Naw I had this dope ass uber driver who I talked to right before quarantine, coolest nigga alive
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    • the show is not called Shikamaru, it’s called Tsunade
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    • Just letting you guys know that most of the time it’s not the driver’s fault
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    • once I had to get an uber ride to get to my college classes and halfway there the middle aged driver’s like “you’re in college? you don’t like 19” because I am reverse jailbait
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    • I smell a refeature
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    • I do both and always get complimented on my speeding. Top driver!
      Goose7 22 jun
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    • When you’re an Uber driver sometimes people complain that you’re not talking to them or they’ll complain about something that you’re talking about eventually
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    • I always tip my deliver drivers like 10-15 dollars. They always get my pizza to me really fast.
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    • Hey. Its not 10mins early. They got it to you on time. Usually they’ll keep it in the hot box for 15mins before delivery
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    • I don't mind speaking to the uber drivers. Makes the ride interesting.
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    • Lol true story lmao..
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    • Like how my favorite anime villain is getting his own meme
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    • I wear a leg brace and every fucking time they try to sit and talk to me, asking what happened. Like, "I got mad and kicked a driver in the head for making me late to work, just drive." Makes it worse because, after I initially greet them, I turn my big ass, over ear headphones up loud af.
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    • I've only had a few problems with ubereats and they were because of the restaurant. All my uber and lyft experiences have been really good, and I live in dallas. I feel bad for yell that get fucked over every time
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    • i actually really like talking to uber drivers. A lot of old guys have some cool ass stories and don’t know many people to tell them to. Try and strike up a convo it’s cool man
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    • Why is this a meme now
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    • I don't mind talking to my Uber driver as long as they're focused on the road
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    • I drove uber sometimes and it gets boring if you just sit there in silence for the whole ride. I can read people and won’t continue to talk if they aren’t responding in a positive way. Plus, people tip more if they like you. If you’re just a transportation robot, you don’t make extra.
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    • I can’t do that. I have to create conversation with my driver or sumn. It feels awkward otherwise
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    • First time I used uber was on my batchelor party when I was leaving downtown with my buddies after drinking all night. Dude told us this hilarious story about how he got stung on his balls by a jellyfish during his honeymoon and his wife pissed on them to stop the pain
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    • ok what is it with door dashers leaving my drink in their car. Like this happens alot to me. I always have to ask about it. And they are like "oh do you want me to go get it?" like yes motherfucker. What do they think ill forget and they can keep it? anyone else have this problem?
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    • These two put me in a better mood
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    • Delivery on Ubereats and Doordash fuck up alot on forgetting items also on instructions into delivering your order
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    • I’ve had 18 orders as a door dasher. 5 stars so far
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    • How tf do you deliver 10 minutes early?? Is it a make it yourself?
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    • Uber is lame, change my mind
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    • Why do you want to send the gta police after them? They did a good job you bastard
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    • Me after driving in vespuchi beach with a monster truck running down all the people over
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    • Communism?
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    • I worked for Pizza Hut for a while and got chewed out for being 2 minutes early. I call bullshit.
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    • 1 like 1 free pizza from your delivery god
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