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    • There is no need for words at this point
      Aether_XX 23 jun
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    • It hurts so much that the last slide is the most true thing there
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    • Hey y’all, I MADE IT OUT BOYS, I saw the pretty girl, asked her on date, got her number, and the date went well! I know this shit’ll get buried, but the users on here at this point are all homies by now
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    • Dont put yourselves down too much 😦
      HOTTlE 23 jun
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    • You text for three days then never talk again
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    • No happen
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    • ecto1301 23 jun
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    • So I was at the gym once and this cute girl kept looking and smiling at me and eventually winked at me and shit and I still didn’t have the balls to talk to her, I haven’t seen her since that, I fucking hate myself for not talking to her
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    • going on a first date today with this girl from work i’ve been hitting it off with. wish me luck!
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    • No lie 90% of the time that happens I get slapped with the boyfriend card........or a prosthetic penis
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    • I just wanna feel loved
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    • Don’t worry boys y’all can do it, I hated the idea of dating especially in high school and I always went out of my way to make sure I didn’t fall for no one but then this special girl came into my life and at first I thought she was the weird girl at school but bro’s give the weird girl a chance 1/2
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    • Hurts when everyone at work is always talking bout how much puss they got and all the girls they with....
      2rawwww 23 jun
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    • It’s funny because that will never happen
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    • yeeeesh ifunny is just full of people who strive for wholesome relationships but laugh at dumb and rasict memes. I love this place so much, I’m glad I’m apart of this shit hole that we can call ours.
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    • Hehehehuh. Like that's ever gonna happen. Wait. It did to me. Now I'm in a healthy relationship. Don't give up yall.
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    • Lol
      hietek 24 jun
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    • This happened
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    • :D
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    • I gave a guy my phone number, which was very anxiety inducing, but he was super funny, and I never got a text. Sad day
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    • Stay hopeful. I know it's hard, but things will be ok
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    • And then only after you fall for her she tells you that she doesn’t see a future with you and that she isn’t interested despite interacting with you in the exact opposite manner.
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    • Dude there is this absolute gorgeous girl at my work, but I gotta work up the courage to talk to her about going out. I’ll probably end up sounding like a retard tbh
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    • I always find myself getting a girl to like me and actually sharing mutual feelings through texting and even happened twice in real life but whenever I actually find out a girl is interested and we try and form a relationship the girl always loses interest or ghosts me or just uses me
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    • Amx_noon 23 jun
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    • Haha I was waiting for that punch line. Life doesn't happen like that. They more just stare at you or wear there bitch face while staring at you. But wonder why they are single
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    • I've had this happen, I finally thought I got me a big titty grunge GF, like mission accomplished, she like the compliments, she kept talking to me, we joked and found out we have a lot in common , she even started calling me babe here and there. But every time I asked her out or to do something....
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    • Where's volume one?
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    • Eh the girls I know would give their phone numbers to pretty much anything that walked. The hard part was getting them to go out with you
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    • This happened to me once with my crush
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    • My best friend sent me a topless picture last night. I am proud
      Mxl5 23 jun
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    • First
      dridlon 23 jun
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    • I sometimes like my own comment to get the ball rolling
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    • Guys I got a date with my crush tonight wish me luck.
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    • No worries mate
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    • maIteser 23 jun
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    • My montage is a hilarious joke.
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    • I got my girls number by asking if she wanted to play 8 ball
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    • My fiance has an awesome personality. Has the training to give me therapy and shes a model
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    • You all talk for an entire day and then in the morning she blocks you. Leaving you without any knowledge of what you did wrong
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    • Bruh there's this chick who I like and all jokes aside she looks the same age as me, maybe younger (I'm 19), but she's 30......
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    • Fuckin Incelville out here. Just use Flex Seal to shut your dumbasses up
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    • It actually happened to me. We have been flirting for a couple months now but I think I blew it the other day when I said some stupid shit. Feelsbadman.
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    • 😂😭 true
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    • Guys i don’t understand girls like first this girl says she isnt looking for a relationship or new friends then a couple weeks later she adds me on insta and comments on one of my post what does this mean
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    • I love that it says volume ll like my man was making people laugh.
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    • McDudd 26 jun
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    • Well I got a girl already soooooo
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    • "Personality"
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    • That actually did happen to me funny enough
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    • Ouch
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    • This happened to me, after the best 8 months of my life, yesterday, I’m suddenly blocked on everything and get a message saying “we’re done, just used you because I was bored, Cya” 😞
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    • It actually did, but not romanticlu
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    • She likes hentai
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    • This is how I met my husband. He was in between construction contacts so he was working at the gas station near my house. He said he liked my hair and asked for my number. Three years later and we’re still together
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    • I’m kinda fucked up, I finally got a gf, but within a week, she just seems really uninterested with me, she won’t text me unless I text her first, won’t send decent replies and never wants to hang out
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    • 🍏👆📙 no need for words
      Mention 25 jun
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    • But it happened to me the other day. I was at work and this cute girl gave me her number. Left me stunned! Hopefully it works out
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    • I actually started talking to this one girl. Y’all can do it. If you really want to meet people at least start on a dating website.
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    • The best joke of all is when you get the number and don’t know how to follow up
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    • U get comfortable around her, start to open up and be more of urself around her and she fucks whoevers closest to u bc shes a shallow stupid cunt that just wants to fuck around until her 30s and play games and not want any of her actions to have consequences. And if they do it aint her Fault
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    • Guys Staring...smh
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    • You would be surprised, put yourself out there and eventually you will find girls that are pretty rad even if things don’t always work out. Theres a queen for every king, you just have to find them.
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    • AAAHHHH it almost worked out for me...things were going so well with this girl who I was convinced was outta my league and is the person who helped me find a career I wanna pursue. But sadly...literally everything that coulda gone wrong did and we drifted apart. RIP my love life
      Esu_Meian 25 jun
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    • I actually got a girlfriend yesterday and I love her
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    • As I got older I started liking adom sandler's movies a lot less cause in all of them the main chick character is always smart pretty good since of humor and a good personality. So that was a bullshit lie
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    • I was never interested in any of the girls at my high school. Now that I graduated, where am I supposed to find a girlfriend now? I’m not interested in dating yet, but I know I will be eventually. Online dating sites would be an option, but I’d rather not do that.
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    • Volume eleven I see
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    • You date her for 3 months and start making out with her, you realize “she” has an erection
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    • One: Girls like this DO NOT EXIST. Two: ALL WOMEN ARE CUNTS. There are no exceptions. Three: All women want from men is their money. If they cant provide enough they'll move on and repeat. Four: the sooner all men realize this the better mentally and financially we'll all be. I sure as fuck am.
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    • This happened to me for real and her friend called me cute and she says “he’s mine” in front of all our friends and then she started dating someone else. What the fuck is wrong with women
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