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Everybody drinking with a straw:
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    • I mean you would still see the liquid.. so it would still look like they're using a straw....
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    • Jewel 23 jun
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    • Turtles would get even more fucked up. Their natural predator “the straw” will be even stronger
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    • I disliked because it was unfunny please hate me for it
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    • The Pacific Ocean: *still looks like its full of trash because straws don’t contribute nearly anything to total plastic waste in the ocean when compared to water bottles and plastic can holders*
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    • I wish i had a third arm so i could have the same number of arms as legs
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    • The fuck would happen to the turtles? Would they also be able to understand that the straws are invisible or what?
      TikTok 23 jun
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    • It’s inside my asshole and no one will ever know
      kjds 23 jun
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    • How would they uh... find them
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    • I wish everyone in the world had a wanting to be kinder to others; BUT not a twisted version where some did thinks “murdering is good to release.” I mean kinder in regards to seeing people starving, homeless, without water, etc. (I can see how this can go wrong, but- it is what it is)
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    • Can you buy one of these rocks?? I want one
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    • I would wish all skin was invisible
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    • Works for the drifter as well
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    • Me deepthroating the straw so they can’t see my mouth 👁👄👁
      Kwillzz 23 jun
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    • aerr
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    • Slyafire 23 jun
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    • Where’s the 4th :o
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    • So I guess people can use bots now and get away with it? That’s a new low even for iFunny
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    • I only use a straw because I want to blow the paper at my twin. He gets pissed because it's every single time I get a straw (which isn't too often because we don't eat out a lot, but is often enough)
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    • Fuck them turtles
      IXTRS 26 jun
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    • the bois making a straw cape so we can be invisible
      ylobi 26 jun
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    • Hahah
      Jamesc007 26 jun
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    • Yo where can I get these fucking rocks they’re funny as shit
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    • If you do that with a straw your either a 4 yr old or a psychopath
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    • Reddit moment
      ZubZub 25 jun
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    • Haha
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    • Actually turtles would be less likely to eat them if they couldn't see them but metal straws... ouuch
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    • Man this meme fucking sucks
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    • Scotty Beam up the soda pop
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    • It may be invisible but if you just apply paint to it you can see it again....he didn't say you can't reapply paint...they would just be invisible out of manufacturing
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    • That’s pretty fuckin funny.
      aur_ 24 jun
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    • How can i aquire that rock
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    • icup_ 24 jun
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    • If the problem is invisible you don't have to fix it
      JackBaron 24 jun
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    • It didn’t work
      EchoTruth 24 jun
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    • Beugh
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    • So....so you are saying this meme...sucks?
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    • I would wish to play Terraria with the genie
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    • Ur so funny and quirky
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    • “200 copies of The Invisible Book of Invisibility. Cost a fortune, and we never found them!”
      Ragnarok 24 jun
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    • They are blind from stabbing their eyes as they try to take a sip with a straw they can't see.
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    • There are 4 rules.
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    • That would look so cool
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    • What constitutes a straw. All cylinders?
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    • What is the opposite of laughing? I need a example to show how un-fucking-funny this is
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    • Why not touch invisible?
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    • Chuckled at this. Nice!
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    • I see the rocks, I automatically dislike
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    • Imagine forgetting its in your drink and you poke your eye out
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    • Disliking a feature is like scooping water from the ocean with a net
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    • This is such a shitty meme wtf
      420Anna 23 jun
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    • Albot1288 23 jun
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    • How would you even get a straw
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    • Turtles would be Fucked I like that
      baiosuta 23 jun
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    • Ducking dumb meme
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    • Wow that's a dumb wish
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    • Now the ocean is clean
      Gabusan 23 jun
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    • Bad meme booooo die
      Spira 23 jun
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    • This actually made me lol. Thank you
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    • Saw this in collective so it's time to fulfill the prophecy
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    • *watches as the straw in the barn fades away* Farmer next to me: "Aliens!"
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    • I wish all steps were an inch lower
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    • shut up im not gonna laugh thats not funny its not funny shut up
      asstree 23 jun
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    • I would wish everyone is a realist who don’t let pride or emotion control their choices
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    • Nobodys complaining about the cropping in the comments so I guess my phone cropped it wierd. Can somebody tell me what happens after the he says he's a genie?
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    • Until everyone starts losing eyes because they can't see the straw or forget it's there
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    • Me drinking apple juice: ew he’s peeing from his mouth
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    • Just make everyone start licking the air and stabbing themselves in the face trying to find the straw
      THUNT 23 jun
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    • content not available more
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    • Would pool noodles become invisible too? 🤔
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    • You know you would just see a floating liquid going into someone’s mouth
      KoolKid27 23 jun
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    • Turtles choking thinking to themselves "wtf is going on?"
      Edgy_feet 23 jun
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    • *me trys to lean for my drink at the table and straw gos in my nose*
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    • Watashi
      tabuu 23 jun
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    • Cumreo 23 jun
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    • that’d be cool
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    • Sea turtles won’t eat them that way
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    • Foundry 23 jun
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    • Bruh
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