• 5 year old me: *gets $20 for my birthday*
"Mom look at the money I got!"
My mom:
"You mean the money WE got"
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    • Let me hold so you dont lose it
      Jedizuko 22 jun
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    • Some of y’all’s parents were really pieces of shit huh?
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    • Wait do parents actually take the money you get for your birthday?
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    • “Lemme hold onto it for you” then the second you wanna buy something with it they don’t have the money anymore
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    • No that’s not normal. Your mom is a fucking piece of shit.
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    • I got $95 dollars on my 11th birthday and my mom said she’d keep ahold of it so I wouldn’t lose it and then she spent it on methamphetamine.
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    • "I'll put it in your bank account"
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    • I always wore long sleeves to family gatherings and if I got money in a card I’d immediately shove it in my shirt sleeve while I read it. My grandparents knew but my parents were clueless. Started doing that once I was old enough to realize I never got that money back.
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    • I always gave my mom my bday money, cause I know they needed it more than me, and if I ever needed money for something right away I know they would try and get it for me.
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    • dj_408 22 jun
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    • One time my mom snuck in my room and stole 19 dollars from me so I snuck in her room and stole 25 dollars from her
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    • Even though my mom was an alcoholic drug addict I can honestly say that no matter how hard we had it she never took my money or sold any of my shit. I always had my games and she always made sure I had food even if it wasn’t good shit and I mean she was bad off on drugs and alcohol. Like
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    • And then they take it and you never see it again
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    • Tell your mom to fuck off then go buy a 2001 Toyota Sienna XLE with powersliding doors
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    • Parents would always do that to me, got a $200 check once and she said “I’ll deposit it in savings” and never saw it again
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    • Hey mah why’d you spend my money on cigarettes
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    • My mom always too the money I got as a kid and put it in a separate account. Got over 3k that I used to buy my truck.
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    • My mom is like I'll be taking that so you don't spend it on dumb shit and then she goes out and spends it on ducking alcohol.
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    • My mom took my entire paychecks from 16 til around 25 ish to “help with the family”
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    • When i was younger, my mom would give me 20 bucks if i cleaned my room. (My parents are divorced, she picks up my siblings because i watch them) My dad struggled when it came to money, he was the one who took care of me, and raised me. Mom didn't help him. So what i'd do is i'd clean a room (1/2)
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    • Whoever has a mom that actually takes your birthday money, you need a new mom
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    • "Lemme hold onto it for you" (later at the store) 'mom i want this candy bar' "do you have money for it?" 'Yeah i gave it to you earlier' "i don't remember you giving me anything"
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    • I find it crazy that so many of your parents didnt steal from you. My mom scammed me to do her college finals for her and my dad stole my college fund to gamble lmao yall some lucky mgs
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    • “I’ll hold it for you later in my purse.”
      BigRena 23 jun
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    • One time I had like 400 dollars and I had it in my moms safe and one day I needed 16 dollars so I tapped into the money I saved and not long later I needed 20 dollars for something and I went to get the money and it was empty and my mom said that I spent it all when all I took out was 16 dollars.
      farmboy7 22 jun
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    • Imagine having garbage parents who took your birthday money.
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    • My mom would do the hold "let me hold onto it so that you don't lose it" thing, but would actually give it back to me later on
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    • I don't get it. My parents wouldn't spend my own money because they were good parents. In fact they'd put it all in one of my bank accounts and it helped so much in the long run. Y'all have parents that were just stupid when it came to money decisions so they had none.
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    • My parents took my money but they put it towards my community college tution... so we’re cool now.
      TCshifter 22 jun
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    • Y’all had some shitty parents. Mine weren’t perfect but at least they respected me
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    • My grandpa would send me and my siblings $100 each for Christmas right? The problem is that they were checks. So my mom would cash them into her account instead of cash, and we never got to spend the money because she literally spent all of it after cashing it in.
      CrowConut 22 jun
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    • imagine stealing your childs birthday money
      chaton 22 jun
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    • Communism detected on us soil
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    • “Let me just hold it for you in case you lose it”
      Fuffay 22 jun
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    • You mean my gas money
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    • My wife had extreme anxiety when she was young to the point she would have very bad panic attacks just being in public for more than a few hours so she would recieve disability for it every month. She had quite a bit of back pay from when they were refusing her money and when she got the first....
      RicNole 22 jun
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    • My dad was 50 when I was born so when he turned 65 or whatever the age for retirement was, the government sent me $15,000 that was to be used for my college education or first car or something. My mom said they would put it into a seperate account until i decided what to do with it. When I 1/2
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    • I got $50 from my grandma when i was 11, my mom asked if she could borrow it so i said ya, she bought a carton of cigarettes with it. I asked her for my money back a month later, she said since she hated grandma and she apparently had no right sending me anything that it wasn't really right i got---
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    • "Let me hold it for you"
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    • If your parents did this and actually took it your family’s toxic af
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    • Hate that crap. Anytime I did chores or work for neighbors my parents would take it after I saved $100 and put it into an "account" that didn't exist. Im 25 and my father still won't fork over the 1200 in bonds I was given at birth and divorce that they were directed to give us at 18.
      Live4todA 22 jun
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    • My parents got mad because of how i spent my graduation money from my grandpa that
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    • Every time I offer to pay for someone’s food or something, my mom always tells me not to, and that she’ll do it.
      hustage 22 jun
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    • White lives matter
      Popcorns 22 jun
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    • https://ifunny.co/fun/RIhdASti7 youve all been blinded
      vile 22 jun
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    • My mom always takes my birthday money and lectures me on how I owe it to her but in the end when I want something I bug her to get it.
      danny35 22 jun
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    • My grandma started giving me money where my parents couldn't see for that exact purpose. My stepmom would take it and "put it somewhere safe". She probably took around 4 or 5 hundred bucks from me. I love my grandma, she hates my stepmom too
      Vindaze 22 jun
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    • My parents would put my money from birthdays and stuff into a bank account that i wasnt able to touch until i was 18, and all those years, all they did was put half my allowance into it, i got 15 every two weeks so 7.50 would go into the bank and i had 7.50 cash to either save or whatever
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    • I think we can all agree that EVERYONE’S parents did this shit...
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    • My sister one time took $400 from me and when I got it back my dad said he was gonna hold on to my wallet instead of punishing my sister. My mom took almost all of it and DENIED it. My family are pigs sometimes. Another time my mom broke a tablet. My dad took another $400 from me and said I was
      Yelmnova 22 jun
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    • My great aunt, she's my grandma's sister, and basically raised my mom and uncles like a second mom, she did the same for me too. She calls me and has me do work around her house all the time. She pays me, probably a little too well. My mom would always tell her not to pay me, 1/?
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    • When my kids get money from anyone, we take it to the store and get them whatever they want with it. Sometimes I'll keep the cash and they tell me what they want off Amazon. It's easy, just don't be a piece of shit.
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    • My parents wouldn’t do that but my ex stepmom literally was such a bitch she said we had to give her half of all money we make and if we didn’t then she would take my sisters dresser away from her room for a week and she would take everything electronic and anything that could (pt 1)
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    • I have lost so much money this way
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    • it appears here the kid got a 20$ saying its his but his mom denied by saying its theirs this story is followed up by a picture of a rabbit and a russian flag.
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    • I was a like 7 all I wanted from life was to get a toy called a robo sapien, what boy wouldn't want a robot friend?? Problem is it was $250, I had to bust my ass I took every opportunity to earn I started a spitwad assassination service at school, including teachers but they were quadruple price Pt1
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    • Before my dad left i got some birthday money and he said give him the money so he can hold on to it i but a smiley face on it to make sure he went to hey cigarettes and then few days later i was at a gas station and i wanted to buy something and the guy behind the counter gave me the dollar with the
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    • My mom never did that. When I was younger and didn't exactly have a wallet, she would always take it and put it in the top drawer of her dresser where she kept her important bills and stuff, and if I ever needed it she'd just give it to me.
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    • My mom was like “I’ll hold this for you” then like I never got the full amount back, but she needed it so I never really fought about it.
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    • But when I wanna spend $500 on wizard 101 suddenly it's just her money smh
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    • I would never take money from my kid. Infact in invest for him. He has more money than me right now
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    • If your parents did that, you had bad parents.
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    • "let me hold it until we get home" was the biggest bullshit ever, ive lost at least a hundred dollars because of my mother
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    • Ight then where is our child support money?
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    • In 2005 I got $50, the highest I got in a birthday. My mom took it from me and said she will put it in my saving account. Later in the week, I see her with a new purse and I ask her where is my money and she kept ignoring me
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    • Knew a guy in school kinda poor, local guys club gathered 1200$ to help with his college his mom took 800$ because he still was in high school and she “deserved it” because she was raising him. #motherslove
      Aricles 22 jun
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    • It’s going in OUR bank
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    • my friends mom will take his shit because he buys it with the money he got from doing chores and she says it her money. she’s a bitch and we all hate her and yes i’m talking about you josh
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    • My grandma hid easter eggs with money one year and I found like $30. My dad took it all "for safe keeping" and I never saw it again
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    • “let me hold on to it so you don’t lose it”
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    • Shiiittt my mom never did this to me
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    • If I see one more photo of fucking MALE FEET IM DONE
      tbxoxnxe 22 jun
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    • Me: so where's the money now her: I just bought you shoes and you have food in ur stomach right
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    • My family is doing fine on money but my mom still decided to take shit from my room and sell it. I've literally seen ebay listing for my headphones with my name written on the side :(
      Rupee 23 jun
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    • My dad did that and always said he made sure that I could trust him and told me that I had over 3,000 for college. He was pestering me about going and I asked about the money and he said that he didn’t know what I was talking about
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    • On my 10th birthday my mom asked me for my birthday money I got from my grandma so she could pay for gas and I gave it to her cause I understood we were tight on cash but then she bought pizza for her and her friends with it and I didn’t even get a slice... she gave me a fuckin salad
      MyBossDog 22 jun
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    • Whenever they say they wanna hold, you ain't ever seeing it again
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    • I got a cheque for $100 from my grandmother for my birthday, my dad told me that we’d go cash it in at the bank when he had the chance and I never saw that money. Same thing happened when I had a paper route for half a year
      Cayne98 22 jun
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    • My dad owes me $500 in dip and gas money but I know damn well I’m never getting that money lmao
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    • Let me just hold onto that for you
      Flamenate 22 jun
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    • I think mine just dropped it in my college fund bank. Like cool and thanks but I wanted to spend some of it and not drop the $50 my grandparents gave me and shove it in the bank
      JR_Riddle 22 jun
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    • My mom was always like "I'll hold onto that for you" which was a guarantee I would never see it again
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    • My aunt used my xbox 360 savings for a dress for me to go on date i was livid
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    • My mom never did this, but she would dictate what I spent it on, presumably to minimize the fallout of my disappointment with shady ads or packaging.
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    • The dog at the party*
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    • Pretty sure i didnt get to spend any of that money
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    • My mom: the money that I got
      yeet6009 22 jun
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    • I'm glad my mom let me shove my money in my drawer
      CockAss 24 jun
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    • As a child I always called it gas money because that's what my parents always "borrowed" it for 😂
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    • scummy mom
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    • Who the fuck is "WE"?
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    • My dad once stole $1000 dollars from me to “hold onto it” so I don’t “waste it on junk”. Well now I’m never seeing that money again cause he claims I spent it
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    • I got a hundred dollars on my birthday once and she straight up just took it
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    • When I started working at Walmart, my "mother" demanded 95% of my paycheck. I had been out of her house for over a month at that point. All she would do is spend it on potato chips and soda.
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    • Bitch would steal my money claiming she "needed it for gas" then go and add on to her fake tan and skin cancer lmao
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