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What is the male equivalent of "F*ck
this, T'll just be a stripper"?
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    • Remember, if you’re not strong enough for the Marines, not gay enough for the Navy, and not smart enough for the Air Force, there’s always the Army
      y01nk 3 jul
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    • I mean. Becoming a male stripper
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    • Except I have to do more butt stuff in the military
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    • Somebody come get her, she's dancing like a marine
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    • To all the people taking this way too seriously
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    • A lot of snowflakes in this comment section. Do y’all not realize that it’s a joke? Most of the people who join don’t even care that they’re serving their country. Most people join because they have no other plan, did shit in school, want to have school payed off. Veterans get treated like shit too.
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    • Yes, going overseas to serve your country and what you believe in while also putting your life at risk for the safety of the ones you love and the innocent is the EXACT same thing as showing your ass off for a quick buck
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    • The military is the only job where you have to show your butthole to get in
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    • Strippers sell themselves to people that don't care about them, military is selling yourself to a government that doesn't care about them
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    • I really think it's a great comparison. Both jobs want you for your body and you're surrounded by horny men. Except one job makes you a hero to the majority and a disgrace to simps while the other a disgrace to the majority and a hero to simps.
      Dabbler 4 jul
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    • Yeah, risking your life for your country is exactly the same as selling your body to strangers.
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    • black lives matter is a terrorist organization
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    • Y'all dumb as hell joining the military is hard af if you have one mental or physical problem you're not getting in at all
      Norfolk 3 jul
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    • yes because sacrificing your life for the growth of your country and prosperity of your people is the same as soliciting your body as a cum bank
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    • female strippers actually join the military, it's pretty dope, except for the guys that hve to work with them, because they can't make a move on them ;)
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    • Except you get a ton of benefits for being in the military. You get to serve your country, and you aren't a sperm bank, unless you're in the Navy and you're into that.
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    • People are saying about how sacrificing ones life isn't the same as stripping and it's true but I think you missed the point. It comes down to the reasoning of the individual, some people just join the military because "fuck it I have no skilIs for a real job anyways."
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    • Yea because literally dying for your country is equivalent to being a whore.
      amm6r 3 jul
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    • I'm not going to die for Israel
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    • That's more like being a prostitute, cause you're getting fucked, and you're really pissed when they don't pull out.
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    • Why does everyone always forget the coast guard when talking about the military?😔
      HJ1997 3 jul
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    • did over 3 years in the army as a prison guard. worst choice I ever made.
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    • The military is America’s biggest welfare system 🥁🥁
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    • Except being a soldier gets u mad respect
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    • Hey! Men can be strippers too! Stop belittling my people like this!
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    • Nope its still being a stripper. You are just a male stripper.
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    • Except the military pays way less.
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    • Welding
      CLUTCH95 2 jul
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    • There is no male equivalent. There’s no job I can be like “I wanna dance naked for money”
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    • My dad was in the military from when he turned 18 to about 2008, when he was medically retired (basically too fucked up to be in the military anymore). He still makes a shit ton of money from the VA even after being retired since he can't work. Shits crazy
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    • Damn. That really is pretty accurate
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    • Men; I’m currently in college on the premed track but I want to, need to, take a break to join the military. I’m thinking of going as a medic, and I know marines don’t have their own as they use the Navy. Which branch should I join? Fuck AirForce though; I hate planes.
      chefs 3 jul
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    • The equivalent of that is becoming a male stripper because the army is actually hard especially when you get deployed somewhere
      GaySimp 5 jul
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    • Youtuber
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    • I mean at least you’re doing the country a great service
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    • Because obviously selling your nudity is the same as fighting for your country
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    • Even the last road a man can take is harder than the last road a women can take
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    • Found out men can be strippers too
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    • Then get this... you marry a stripper off post.
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    • Strippers and soldiers. Like peas n carrots, or bread n butter.
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    • Honestly. Being a stripper is actually probably a far better use of your time. Military literally put their lives on the line for the financial interests of the rich. You’re just dying to make the rich richer controlling land with resources.
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    • Sell your body
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    • so at 17 I decided to become a stripper? damn
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    • I’m going to the marines hopefully soon
      Morgan17 3 jul
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    • Footage 3 jul
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    • No? Maybe if you do some pog shit maybe a cook or supply. But signing up for a combat MOS is the opposite. You’re choosing sacrifice over ease.
      Heron 5 jul
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    • Liberal activist*
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    • Selling drugs
      WesIdk 4 jul
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    • Bull shit our military sacrifices their lives every day so that you can feel safe at home
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    • Marines do more butt stuff
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    • The army takes people that want in and goes hey we’ll take you it’s ok meanwhile the marines are pounding down energy drinks and eating MRE in packaging and all staring them down
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    • Can confirme
      AjaxSoap 3 jul
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    • Yeah but that requires effort
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    • Except the majority of the population is overweight or not capable enough to join any branch...except maybe the Airforce. If you can’t pass that then rip for you
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    • There are male strippers too
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    • Suicide
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    • No
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    • Remember to curb stomp your local recruiter cause taking advantage of kids who have no idea what they wanna do in life is scummy as shit
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    • I’m going to the army what should I expect
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    • They say they’ll send you to fight for your country and your people then you just end up as power projection or dying for corporate interests.
      lwpack 3 jul
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    • Always told my mon that if I get cancer i’m going to move to Russia and become a stripper. And get a dog. Sometimes I wish I had cancer.
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    • When I was stationed in Korea, there was like 5 dudes in one room at one point. The room had one bathroom. Every 20 minutes or so, we would take turns “using the bathroom”. Secretly we all knew we were just taking turns beating our meat.
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    • Stripper is different than whore dumbf*ck, they don’t fuck for money 💰
      grymmlad 3 jul
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    • "Fuck this, I'll just be a stripper is universal." Good luck, friends.
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    • Jugalo
      Aitaxb 3 jul
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    • im actually boutta head to the army pretty soon, kinda excited
      Fordo 3 jul
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    • If I ever get to that point I’m just gonna go full femboy and sell my body :/
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    • This is the way
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    • Yeah, but strippers actually get paid tho...
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    • ErenJeagar lmaooo
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    • They have male strippers too retard
      vSella 3 jul
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    • I'll be caught dead before fighting for homosexuality in Botswana
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    • I was suppose to leave for marine boot camp May 18th but because of corona I have been pushed back till October but idek if I wana do it anymore
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    • KewdiKid 3 jul
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    • I cant be a military cus im to ugly
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    • Seein all these Navy = gay jokes really bugs me (yes i get it, there jokes) but im going into the navy and my grandfather was in the navy during the Korean war. I guess i have to just ask, why is it gay being in the navy? I never got this.
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    • I mean yes but actually no
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    • Honestly I think it’s a pretty reasonable comparison but no offense to those in the military especially the marines if we didn’t have you guys Crayola would go out of business
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    • Selling our body’s for cash, the best way to earn money
      robr 3 jul
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    • Being a male stripper. People in the military actually contribute to society. Yeah Marines fuck everything, but atleast they are functioning members of society, unlike the stripper whores . I'm joining airforce because I want too, not because I don't have other options.
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    • I don't get why it's viewed as the super fallback when I'm busting my ass to get back in. It's all I've ever wanted to do.
      Crujido 3 jul
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    • Let’s get a OOHRAH from my fellow matines
      mw406125 3 jul
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    • Except we can die.
      Age_ 3 jul
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    • I used to tutor. One of the students who didn't pay attention all semester hoped to cram in 16 weeks of chemistry in one go. I told her she's better writing equations and learning balancing to pass. She said she'd drop out and become a stripper. I replied with "strippers have to work hard too"
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    • Must be nice to live in a country where th military is always there as a back up plan. Here it’s next to impossible to join.
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    • Being in the military is worse you have to suck dick too
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    • Yes, you're literally risking life and limb for both..
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    • The male equivalent is “Fuck this, I’ll just become a stripper.” You sexist fuck.
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    • Whoever posted that dumb $hit should have to enlist.
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    • I ship out Monday! 92G!
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    • Woman can join the military too, so not good enough answer
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    • LMFAO IM DONE WITH THE INTERNET TODAY
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    • Accurate
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    • Sell drugs
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    • I feel attacked...
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