• Posted by u/patpatforeman It's outrageous! It's unfair!
When you realize that you can only
knightbate instead of masturbate:
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    • I’d give up beating off to fuck Natalie Portman
      THEBOULDR 22 jun
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    • Fuck footgirl23 all my homies hate footgirl23
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    • Just use your mind
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    • i havent masturbated in 7 months, no fun in it anymore
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    • I’d give up masturbating for a single night with Hayden Christensen
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    • When you get wet dreams about your wife dying
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    • At first I was like "wtf is knightbate" but then I was like "maybe slicing the younglings is more stress reliving then I thought."
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    • Reddit is to the left and down the hall
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    • red_reign 22 jun
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    • Thanks for the award kind stranger!
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    • For you girls, that’s when you stroke yourself with only your thumb and index finger
      OB1Kenobi 22 jun
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    • Still Bate
      4Pep 22 jun
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    • Its over Anakin. I have the higher stroke
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    • Reddit moment
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    • I also sleep at knight
      M1911 22 jun
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    • What blows my mind more is that man became a farmer after acting
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    • So if I'm a youngling I can youngbate
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    • I would just use the force.
      dhuchko89 22 jun
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    • Knight sounds cooler than master though.
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    • Another Star Wars meme. Great 😕
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    • Its call masturbating cuz we do it in mass amounts
      vikash0 22 jun
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    • If they would have granted him the rank of master, he would have never turned to the dark side
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    • Someone stop footgirl she’s a bitch
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    • I’m proud of you iFunny no one was bitchen
      stnick6 22 jun
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    • Wait hol- I don’t like this
      Cumreo 26 jun
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    • cringe
      buttnoonr 26 jun
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    • It probably hurts a lot to use that robotic hand to jerk off
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    • Space Battle feature
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    • I'd beat my meat to Hayden Christensen any day
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    • He doesn’t need to anyways, he’s got that 5’3” piece of senator ass
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    • Highball you seeing this shit?
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    • It took me really long to get this, I feel ashamed
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    • Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger
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    • XD
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    • This whole posts a sadbait
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    • His titties tho
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    • joseph_c 24 jun
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    • ....
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    • What episode is this?
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    • Anakin is actually kinda sexy, before he went all Dark Sidey
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    • It helps when I think about murmuring kiddos with a big blue laser
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    • Jedi Mastur
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    • I’ll take that thank you
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    • it took me a sec
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    • Mace windu didn't make Anikan the master cause he was white
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    • Since he's getting all in Padme like Luke in a Tauntaun, I don't think that'll bother him too much
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    • He’s a married man who hasn’t seen his wife in...months? He ain’t jerk’n it 😝
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    • It would have been in his best interest to leave the order after the war ended to openly have a family, if he realized this he wouldn’t have needed to worry about not being made a master.
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    • Nobody was a master by his age, he was a little bitch for being around his momma for too long
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    • This is literally just a reddit screenshot
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    • Hey at least they spelled it right
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    • I'm a week clean of masturbating, my addiction was terrible. But I'm working at it! For my GFs sake 😁
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    • OH JEDI KNIGHT
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    • Did they have this man get a chest pump before they did this scene or somethin?
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    • But yet, I can do it anytime I please...
      0m1n0u5 23 jun
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    • Caliphate you cen dis
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    • I figured that problem out a while ago :(
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    • Sausage
      nurb 23 jun
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    • Tbh I'd love to have sex with him
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    • I do it in the public restroom
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    • Here’s a MOC I made relating to starwars. Haven’t made one before and it’s my first attempt. I’m up for criticism. I’ll be posting updates on my account related to MOCs and all around LEGO related things.
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    • What
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    • This is a Disney moment
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    • Bravo
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    • But he was granted master?
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    • I just younglingbated
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    • Jedi Knight is a cooler title than Jedi Master.
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