• Posted by u/dankmemesarenoice 8 "11h
If you were Satan, who would you
reserve a special place in hell for?
noob almost Puppies, it'd have climate control, toys, interesting
smells etc, no punishment involved, I just don't
want an eternity with no dogs
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    • Any murd erers who oofed p oedos get their own palace
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    • Satan isn’t a king, he’s a prisoner
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    • But all dogs go to heaven implies that they are all good bois. Hell is for not good bois so these puppies would have had to have been really bad bois.
      TOPrami69 10 jul
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    • Satan is just as much as a prisoner as we would be in hell
      Pluts 11 jul
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    • Cats go to hell so they can fuck with people being tormented
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    • Pe do kiIlers and animal abuser kiIlers get a better spot
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    • I’d create 5 sections, one of never ending fire, one of never ending ice, personal quarters, legends, and one for a certain asshole whom I will torture for vengeance.
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    • The guy that invented homework
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    • The person who doesn’t like this comment
      Skidward_ 11 jul
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    • Liberals. It's where there are no taxes, no cocks to suck on, and pure capitalism is it's economic system. It's essentially Heaven.
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    • All dogs go to heaven my guy
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    • Whoever decided to censor words in IFunny
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    • If bad people are punished does that make Satan a good guy?
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    • LGBTQ+ if we going to hell, we gonna have some fun there :)
      CutieLuu 12 jul
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    • I know its a hypothetical but satan doesnt rule hell
      5p3nc3 11 jul
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    • I somehow imagine cats just lounge around and chill to watch tourture. Dogs run around in heaven
      KaleKeks 11 jul
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    • You know what would piss Jesus off the most if we turn her into a second heaven
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    • I'd reserve a place for my best friend.
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    • The clinton's
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    • Idk. Certain lawyers.
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    • Emelia lovers
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    • Thats pretty Satan like to want puppies to die.....
      Xeshi 11 jul
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    • Probably for politicians or anyone who would be dtf satan
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    • My non-existent girlfriend
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    • Am I the only one who would drag my best friend down with me to go through hell with me like... She signed up for it when she became my best friend so...
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    • Satan is a child of god, before Jesus.
      kanep0e 11 jul
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    • No one. I wanna see you all burn and scream.
      Yatsuto 11 jul
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    • Idk I'd guess hypocrites just cuz they're so annoying
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    • :)
      Weird 11 jul
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    • Number 45 of course 💯🤗
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    • I would rather burn in hell for eternity than live in heaven knowing there are people suffering infinitely for decisions made in the finite.
      Jutus 12 jul
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    • Democrats. Literally just let them fulfill their ideology. That would be the ultimate suffering
      nickn506 11 jul
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    • Alright, hear me out
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    • Bruh, All Dogs Go To Heaven
      Thoarad 11 jul
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    • Glad there wasn’t a “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie”. Bravo
      oofdaaad 11 jul
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    • Dungeon keeper moment
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    • Joe Biden
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    • But your soul can't feel pain, so if you go to hell, it ain't shit
      kanep0e 11 jul
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    • CEO of black people
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    • Donald rump
      litcash 11 jul
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    • A place for gays that don’t deserve it that’s just second heaven
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    • Satan didn't rule hell you retarded idiots.
      nasumaki 11 jul
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    • Dogs aren't that special.
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    • All the people who blubby
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    • Anti-vaxxers, they get a shot every 2 minutes for eternity
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    • All dogs go to heaven.
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    • Ever since I read the Theseus myth I’ve thought that being slowly bitten to death by a turtle or turtles would be the worst way to go. Like imagine a pit full of angry snapping turtles.. nothing could be worse
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    • Sheckle sniffers
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    • Sad Satan
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    • Isn’t Lucifer in a cage? So no reserving spots because he can’t do shit?
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    • Id fuck satan
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    • No one. Id damn every one to endless suffering
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    • exactly
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    • Wouldn't you then be sentencing billions and billions of people who lost their dogs and didnt go to hell to an eternity without ever seeing their best friend again
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    • i too would reserve a place for puppies but for the opposite reason, i would only allow the smallest of dogs entry because those fuckers are sinners and you all know it
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    • Myself
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    • There are hellhounds in Hell.
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    • That's not a valid answer, puppies aren't people. It asked "who," not what.
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    • Ifunniers. By Ifunniers, for Ifunniers.
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    • “Angels” of dea th, I would have them experience all the pain each of their patients suffered for eternity
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    • I'd have a spot in hell for all the rich cunts who do nothing but complain by givin them just a normal life with a typical 9-5 and watch them slowly die inside
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    • People that are impossible to argue with because they always think they are right and will say anything to get what they want even if they are a hypocrite.
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    • Well animals don’t have souls so
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    • Why is santa doing all of this shit
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    • Drowned puppies and kittens should come to Hell and live in that air-conditioned area. Then when the people who drown them die and come to Hell, their punishment should be spending eternity burning outside their window to remind them why they’re here
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    • The Chinese president
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    • Trump
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    • The ppl who feature stuff that’s not funny
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    • I would make a small room filled with tons of fire and lava just for Donald J Trump
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    • I’ll see you in hell
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    • I would have a special place in hell for abusers. They would be abusied for an eternity.
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    • Yes
      hsbxb 13 jul
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    • A-ntifa that defend piedos
      Bad_Vibes 13 jul
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    • Thanos but everytime he tried to snap or fix the world he would make it worse by making it more populated
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    • If i was satan no one id make it equally horrible cause all sin is equal and i would hate humans as a hole not special people now if i was the kingpin of hell id say vast majority of the left and the rhinos on the right like the bush family
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    • Same thing but in the puppies vision it's heaven like a vr thing while everything around them is hell. People can look at the puppies and see them but can never touch them
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    • R apists, they deserve to feel that fate worse than death they put others through, eternally in hell.
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    • Gates, Clinton, and the entire llamaphile ring would get the deepest part in hell
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    • Hell hounds
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    • Winston Churchill, FDR, and Stalin
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    • Politicians after the Reagan administration
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    • Women
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    • Cats, they would help me torture
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    • It's all fun and games until you finally realize Satan is just as much a prisoner there as your dead grandpappie
      HotGnoons 13 jul
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    • How could anybody enjoy heaven if they knew they had a loved one suffering for all eternity because they didn't blindly obey or believe in god?
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    • People who use religion as a means to spread hatred and perpetuate injustice
      juji98 13 jul
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    • The fuckin Florida men and women they'll tear you, Satan to shreds and take over hell
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    • All dogs go to heaven
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    • My father and every other deadbeat dad
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    • That would be a perfect punishment. Have puppies running around just outside the reach of the damned.
      Zernoji 13 jul
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    • Satan would be prisoner. Not a warden.
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    • Teachers who give you homework on fridays
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    • Trans people
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    • Gay men
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    • My high ass thought it said santa
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    • All dogs go to heaven
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    • They had us in the first half not gonna lie
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    • All dogs go to heaven dumbarse
      AmNotBird 12 jul
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    • Courtney Love of course
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