• Posted by u/301is301 What is your favorite paradox?
If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie Up,
he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up.
However, in doing so he lets you down. Thus creating
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    • rick astley would sell you the movie and give you the money back. thats how good of a guy he is
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    • This is how black holes, and time loops are created.
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    • Black people are protesting against violence. Yet are responsible for more sh00ting rn than ever along with murders and riots all over the country. But oh yeah its the cops fault.
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    • Then reality collapses
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    • If Pinocchio says his nose will grow, what will happen?
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    • You visit Detroit in a car from out of town: as you cannot have shit in Detroit, you cannot have the car you drove, and you cannot visit Detroit. This creates the Detroit Paradox.
      jetsisin 4 jul
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    • If you’ve been shitting on America for the past 2 months you don’t deserve to post firework pic, change my mind
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    • Two dox are my favorite paradox
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    • God can not be all powerful because if he tried to make an object unbreakable he would either not be able to break it so he would not be all powerful, or his “spell” doesn’t work and it does break so then is still not all powerful
      icywing 5 jul
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    • This sentence is false.
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    • Grandfathers Ax paradox. You have a Brand new ax over ten years you need to replace the handle. After another 2 years you replace the blade. After another year you replace the fasteners. At what point is it a new ax? Where is the original
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    • The Shizno Paradox
      Jimbus 4 jul
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    • Well from his perspective he did not let you down because he did not give you up sooo basically think what you want it’s not a paradox
      SergeyT 4 jul
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    • I dont always get to features early but when I do I get to read comments about God, nudes and BLM. None of.which is relevant to meme....sooo...
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    • All lives matter
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    • Taking out one point in a circle leaves the circle pointless but as we all know circles have an infinite amount of points therefore circles are no longer infinite even if circles are infinite.
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    • Not a paradox but a black driver kiIIed a white BLM protestor in Seattle. Her name was Summer; he hit another one named Love. The Seattle mayor declared this to be the Summer of Love. Ironic, ain’t it?
      CoQ10 6 jul
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    • This is actually false. Click to explain
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    • Bruh.
      hietek 5 jul
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    • I've seen this meme so many times but idc it's so great
      Blupiter 7 jul
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    • Pinocchio: I am lying
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    • Russell’s paradox
      Jdawgger 5 jul
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    • Crusader kings 2
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    • Just watch dark on Netflix
      Yatsuto 5 jul
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    • The Time Paradox in Metal Gear Solid 3
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    • The grandfather paradox
      bitchbo1 4 jul
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    • Well he could not give YOU up. He could just drop it "accidently" and "forget" about it. Therefore, you are not let down and he hasn't "given" you up
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    • You know, I hate reddit and usually all the reddit features are trash, but this is actually pretty good.
      Bernard_ 6 jul
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    • false because when he says hell never let you down he means it in a literal sense if you climb up something he wont let you back down it
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    • Guys are way better at cosplay
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    • I like the bootstrap paradox
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    • One of the most complex Rick roll yet
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    • Mines is going back in time and teaching newton laws of gravity
      Jack98z 7 jul
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    • There’s this interesting video explaining the Astley Paradox in full detail
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    • The Unexpected Hanging Paradox is my personal favorite.
      JSR123 7 jul
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    • big brain
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    • Bootstrap paradox
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    • He wont give it to you but hell let you barrow it
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    • Lma02 7 jul
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    • He’s not letting me down if I completely understand and just go to redbox.
      420Hon3y 7 jul
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    • hsndge 7 jul
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    • He wont give YOU up, hed give UP up though....
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    • You'd have to look at context to make it a paradox
      Luka_Lux 7 jul
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    • THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!
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    • There is a box. Inside it is a second box that is larger than the box containing it. Which box is the smaller box?
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    • ed32 7 jul
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    • A better phrased comment if Pinocchio says this, “my nose will NOW grow”
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    • He can loan you up
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    • He'll have you watch it with him... Therefore not giving you up and not letting you down
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    • Grundle 6 jul
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    • does a set of all sets contain itself?
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    • Paradox dragon
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    • Edit: Thanks for the gold kind strangers
      _Man_ 6 jul
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    • Hoi4
      maruzabi 6 jul
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    • The grandfather paradox
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    • He cant give you up, but he can show you up, thus, not letting you down
      Myrkul 6 jul
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    • Start telling a story and include the part were you start telling a story so you can keep the cycle going, goofy but it's my favorite
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    • Stellaris
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    • Penis poop hula hoop
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    • Or... ask Rick to Rick Roll You... if he sends you the video, he has rick rolled you, except he gave you exactly what you wanted... thus the paradox
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    • The iFunny paradox. When a woman says something negative about reddit, and ifunniers want to agree because reddit bad but can’t because woman moment
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    • I guess it ends with him turning around and deserting you.
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    • Woah
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    • I like the Handsome boy paradox. According to my grandma I am a handsome boy, and handsome boys get woman, but I get no woman, so therefore I cannot be a handsome boy, but my grandma says I am handsome.
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    • If you go back in time and abuse yourself as a kid you'll want to go back in time to help yourself from getting abused later in life making it so you never go back in time to abuse yourself
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    • The Fermi paradox
      Zed3010 6 jul
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    • I see now why people say iFunny is for the racist just look at these comments
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    • But that would hurt me
      trem1991 5 jul
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    • This statement is false.
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    • I just felt my timeline break off
      JacobCoy 5 jul
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    • He refuses to give you the dvd but he gives you his Disney+ password so you can watch it for free thus neither giving you up nor letting you down... because he would NEVER.
      IXTRS 5 jul
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    • Never Going To Give You Up, so I'm going to have to let you down
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    • He could also just give you permission to take it. That way he doesn’t give you up or let you down.
      itsDtime 5 jul
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    • If you ask for coal for Christmas then are bad so you get coal anyway thus getting what you asked for creating the Santa paradox
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    • That blacks murder whites exponentially higher than whites murder blacks. But whites are racist and blacks aren’t.
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    • This just blew my fucking mind
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    • The average person has one testical
      Approxy 5 jul
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    • My favorite paradox is telling Pinocchio "Your nose will now grow"
      Rakkman 5 jul
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    • There are 2 people. One only tells the truth, and the other only tells lies. There is only one statement they can both say word for word. What is it?
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    • On paper you cant divide by zero however if i wanted to divide 1 pencil by 0 id either burn said pencil or throw it out a window thus making 1 divided by 0 equal 0
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    • What if he doesn't own a copy?
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    • Final fantasy 13-2
      Tita 5 jul
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    • If Pinokio said his nose was about to grow, would it?
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    • If Pinocchio says “my nose is going to grow” what happens?
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    • Simple conclusion: Rick Astley therefore cannot possibly own a copy of Up.
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    • In reality we’ve all been Rick rolled
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    • Never gonna give you up
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    • He’ll let you borrow it, you just have to go get it off the shelf yourself
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    • That’s why he didn’t buy the up dvd he watched it in theatres
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    • It isnt a let down as he is just trying to make sure you dont cry because of that fucking beginning scene for the thousandth time
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    • Ok redditor
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    • There are no absolutes is an absolute
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    • He can lend it to you so long as you retrieve it
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    • Rick Asley would sell his shoes if someone would pay for it
      dgosh 5 jul
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    • Who the fuck writes this shit
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    • Oh geez, haven't heard this one before. (pops up almost as bad as the video itself)
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