Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly
Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
25 sep 2020
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
starry_animals_birb starry_animals_birb
26 sep 2020
idk what happens to my voice when see a cute dog
dailymail.co.uk
= Daily Mail Q
His nine lives are finally up! The world's 'oldest cat' Nutmeg dies at the ripe old age of 32 - or 144 in cat years
By Daily Mail Reporter
14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
Transneptunian Transneptunian
26 sep 2020
dailymail.co.uk = Daily Mail Q His nine lives are finally up! The world's 'oldest cat' Nutmeg dies at the ripe old age of 32 - or 144 in cat years By Daily Mail Reporter 14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
camille
@cam42069
Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 sep 2020
camille @cam42069 Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
derman fatws spoilers
rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
BlueBeetl BlueBeetl
7 apr
derman fatws spoilers rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
USA: Open your borders to us so that we could trade
Japan: No
USA: *Brings out the Navy*
I said we trade tod
history_memelord history_memelord
27 dec 2020
USA: Open your borders to us so that we could trade Japan: No USA: *Brings out the Navy* I said we trade tod
character in marvel movie: *dies*
marvel:
ail
Spiders Spiders
9 mar
character in marvel movie: *dies* marvel: ail
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no"
PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
hostilewaffle008 hostilewaffle008
23 oct 2020
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no" PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
How Cokeheads look at Crackheads
How Cokeheads look at Crackheads
CERTIFIED MEEP
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
Xlsiorrr
25 sep 2020
CERTIFIED MEEP SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
29d
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun*
Funny: How far can she squirt?
DarthBoner DarthBoner
11 jun
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun* Funny: How far can she squirt?
When you want more presents but you know Christmas is about
giving
want more...and know shouldn't
Anakin Anakin
25 dec 2020
When you want more presents but you know Christmas is about giving want more...and know shouldn't
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
shat
beanstalkofsins
Dont call it that please
A shitten.
RufustheStufus RufustheStufus
22 sep 2020
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please A shitten.
That awkward moment
ad We
when you're telling the
truth but then you smile & no one believes you
That awkward moment ad We when you're telling the truth but then you smile & no one believes you