• Possum Gazes Longingly At Family Walking
Dog
this is going to make me cry in the
walmart bathroom
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    • This will likely not get anywhere but it's my birthday and noone remembered
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    • :(
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    • That's an awesome opposum
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    • He too wishes to own a dog
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    • Rescues
      Vylet222 5 jul
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    • Im just going to say it, we've all wanted to fuck the opposum from Over the Hedge
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      Sharena 5 jul
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    • I didn’t come here to cry dangit
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    • This post was sad. Watch this to feel better
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    • Ninjay48 5 jul
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    • Sad posum
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    • who uses the walmart bathroom
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    • :(:
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    • Phexal 5 jul
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    • Probably thinking abt diving into a trash can to eat garbage hot dogs and/or bang another possum and fall asleep on the side of the road
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    • Where else would you cry?
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    • ok?
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    • Its sad when even reporters can't even spell. Like is this shit not proof checked by people. This situation is the basis for how intellectually stupid people are these days.
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    • Lmao I remember I had sex with an opossum
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      Krystal 5 jul
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    • I, too, am in the walmart bathroom. - your friendly walmart worker
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    • Arent possums blind?
      Cole26 8 jul
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    • Fuck possums. One time it ripped the head off of my chicken and threw it 20 feet across the back yard
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    • I have a pet possum that I rescued
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    • Put on the leash!!!!
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    • My moms raising a blind one that’s basically a pet since we can’t release him.
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    • Ugly shits
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    • Cool
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    • Then cry, baby.
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    • I'm cryin in the club rn
      Tobs420 7 jul
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    • I'd take him home
      Chshagg 7 jul
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    • Its opossum
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    • Ah yes personification of a mere glance of a wild animal through a smooth brain’s eyes... fucking idiot. Im 100% sure it would rather be in the trash
      aerohex 7 jul
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    • not El Cuh
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    • Someone get that handsome boy a leash.
      rhenry 7 jul
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    • Possums don't gaze.... the just look like empty corpses. They are the most rachet trash animals on Gods green earth.
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    • They're cute but aren't they really mean when they're older?
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    • A Possum is fucking useless
      toonsaaa 6 jul
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    • Who uses walmart bathrooms
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    • I’m actually in the Walmart bathroom...
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    • Ironic that I'm in a walmart bathroom as I'm reading this
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    • IF YOU DONT GIVE HIM A KISS ON THE HEAD BRUH
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    • pogging 6 jul
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    • No it’s not
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    • uglyhog 6 jul
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    • Cease this anthropomorphism at once. He fucking wasn’t
      Drby 6 jul
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    • I would add that to the pets I would get but that’s maybe going over board
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    • I cri
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    • I’ve done that. I’ve also jerked it and watched YouTube vids a few times too.
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    • Please walk the possum
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    • Same friend
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    • Yeah why do people spell it possom, because people are too afraid to protect a social norm of purposefully being a dunce?
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    • Just wait until he comes a knockin at the door
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    • poor possum
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    • I’m not sure how I feel about opossums, they are kinda cute but I’ve creamed like 7 of them with my car and they hiss and shit
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    • Someone walk him
      fugs 5 jul
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    • An oppomopomsum died in my garage last month. Poor thing :(
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    • Creeper
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    • I’m in the bathroom of the Lodi CA Lowe’s rn. The first handicapped stall to the left. Also I’m not handicapped
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    • Come here buddy, we can cuddle
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    • I woulda took him home and took him on walking. ***inhales*** AND CALLED BIM GORGE
      Luxxxray 5 jul
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    • there username isn't wrong
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    • Opossum *
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    • That's not a possum, but it is opossum
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    • Nice journalism
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    • ill take him
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    • Can we just and here me out here for a day have a possum as a pet
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    • Then it was hit by a car shorty after.... F
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    • This is an opossum
      OtterBea 5 jul
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    • Oh FFS why not just ban everything on the dang app. Censorship isn’t good.
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    • Oddly specific but OK
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    • Opossums only live 4 years max
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    • But does the opossum want a family or a dog?
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    • Awww professor sparkle face don’t be sad
      Jozflo 5 jul
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    • *Notices the date* "Where is the possum? Is he safe? Is he alright?"
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    • Meet Lenny
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    • Opossum
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    • But they're blind
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    • i think possums are cute af and i fucking want one
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