• Possum Gazes Longingly At Family Walking
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    • Women will cry over a possum and then abort their baby
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    • Adopt him. Get him cleaned up, and groom him. He will be a happy man
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    • Star crossed lovers
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    • Didn’t care
      Boat_Man 24 jul
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    • Was also featured a while go. Would definitely take an opossum for a walk but anyway here’s a lizard
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    • Possum no need fam
      _yuu 24 jul
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    • I’m inside a Walmart bathroom right now...
      DoiVibe 24 jul
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    • That opussy got me actin strange
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    • One time I was in a McDonald’s and I went into a stall to charge my phone cause that’s where the only outlet was and someone walked in the bathroom as started talking to someone as if they were there and I looked over the door and he was staring at himself having a full on argument.
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    • people use the walmart bathroom?
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    • He needs a home.
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    • I love you, friend!
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    • DArtagnan 24 jul
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    • Dude fuck possums the weirdest hell creature
      thedaweed 25 jul
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    • I fucking love opossums
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    • Therryy 25 jul
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    • Why tf you takin a shit at Walmart? Don’t you know there’s COVID out?
      13pbarr 24 jul
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    • *opposum
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    • Well I tried to walk my possum but he just laid there with its tongue out...
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    • Dumbass should've gotten domesticated then smh
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    • I get paid 11/hour to cry in the Walmart bathroom
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    • I went inside a Walmart bathroom and I noticed his lady at the sink gagging saying don't go in there someone made a horrible mess in there. my dumbass decides to go see what she's talking there was shit smeared all over the stall and used pads everywhere I can't go to another Walmart bathroom.
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      LuaDaddy 24 jul
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    • Forbidden dog
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    • Aw
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    • He just wants to be loved
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    • Last year I was like “damn really about to get a possum to let loose around my yard for tics” and this summer I went downstairs like a week ago in the middle of the night and saw one out front go under my porch and the tics have given me zero issues this year I’m quite happy
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    • I have a deep hatred for possums. Absolute woodland trash. They've k(i)l(l)ed so many of my Chickens when I was younger in rural Virginia. The sight of a possum fills me with rage
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    • Yell dont know hownto spell opossum and it shows
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    • Every time I see possum spelt opossum, I say oh-possum in my head.
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    • Opossum***
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    • No fucking joke I'm in a walmart bathroom rn
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    • I want to fuck Epicfail8686
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    • Possums are the equivalent of angry dudes that are 5’
      B_Ripz 26 jul
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    • Vermin
      Danae 26 jul
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    • I asked my mom why Opossums get run over by cars so much and she told me Opossums hate being Opossums so much, they run into traffic to commit suicide.
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    • My dumbass read possum at potassium. I need to go to bed it’s 2am 😒
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    • He really was unfunny
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    • Ill say it again... fuck opossums
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    • Stop saying your gonna cry and just cry attention whore
      WolfPics 26 jul
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    • Cute
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    • Fuck Possums *edit: Opossums because fukc grammer
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    • Wishes he had a dog
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    • No one is going to believe me but I’m in a heb bathroom
      Thestral 25 jul
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    • That’s an opossum
      Ovum 25 jul
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    • Succs not to be D O M E S T I C A T E D
      rohan0724 25 jul
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    • Daily reminder that opossums are gross.
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    • I had a dream where I was playing with a possum in the snow
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    • Possums usually live about 11 years in the wild, and as this article is only 7 years old, there’s a good chance this possum is still out there suffering of loneliness.
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    • Me watching ugly dudes date really hot girls
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    • We have all done this. Cry, son.
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    • Hope your not raw cheeking that seat! 😑
      Dr3wMan 25 jul
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    • Tumblr username checks out
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    • Anyone else just get a p o r n puzzle game ad
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    • This is making me cry in my own bathroom, look at those eyes 🥺
      Glowing 25 jul
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    • It’s not spelt possum it’s opossum
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    • Who the fuck writes these articles and why.
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    • And I will pay premium prices at target to avoid your sniffling. Target is for champions
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    • Oh sure but when I do it I dont get my bdsm kinks posted about online
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    • Who the fuck uses the Walmart bathroom
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    • I want to hug it
      SteveM 25 jul
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    • Opossums can actually form bonds with nearly any kind of animal
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    • I love opossums
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    • i can have him
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    • Me looking at everyone else on Valentine's Day
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    • Ngl I actually started crying
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    • No lie these are creepy as fuck animals lol
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    • Fucking chicken-eating possums
      Nedya 25 jul
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    • No it isnt.
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    • Honestly I think it’d be sick to have a domesticated possum
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    • I read this in a Walmart bathroom
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    • It wants to belong in a family too
      Melisa820 25 jul
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    • I'd have one as a pet if their diets weren't so specific
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    • Why the long face?
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    • Possums can only see a foot in front of them in day lightprobably didnt even see them
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    • Hey I'm in a walmart bathroom
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    • I know what you MEAN! But unfortunately, there's not a walmart for MILES!!
      WeirDough 25 jul
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    • Someone spent money for a college degree so they could be hired to write an article like this. Shame.
      Conundrum 25 jul
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    • LittleRedDina he needs to to pet him
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    • Well? Call him
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    • Jokes on you, I’m already crying in the walmart bathroom
      asmodeuss 24 jul
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    • Apparently Possums make good pets...
      LazyTitan 24 jul
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    • Possums make great boog buddies
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    • I always cry in the Walmart bathrooms.. Mostly because I'm the guy that has to clean it all up.
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    • he just wants family the loves him like me y must u share this
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    • Do you think he was a dog in his past life missing the walks his humans took him on?
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    • My grandma has always fed the stray cats that came onto her porch. I thought the possums that she attracted to the door was much more interesting.
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    • crunk 24 jul
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    • Can we walk possums?
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    • Bruh, im browsing i funny on the walmart toilet blowing off work
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