• Portland TN Police Department
PSA: There will be a yellow airplane in the
Portand area, flying low for a portion of the day. The plane is cropdusting several local fields for farmers. The proper authorizations have been obtained for them to conduct their business.
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David Bryant
I cropdusted some people in the frozen food isle in Food Lion the other day
Portland TN Police Department
David Bryant Did you obtain the
proper authorizations?
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    • did my guy seriously think he could get away with those arrows just because they're a different color?
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    • Ifunnyers when they see an arrow of any color
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    • wouldn’t have been able to read the comments without the blue arrows
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    • I wasn’t able to tell what was in the comments because there wasn’t any red circles anywhere to divert my attention, can someone explain what’s going on here?
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    • You got a loiscence to fart there bruv?
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    • When I was 4 I used to piss all over my radiator bc I was scared up getting up to pee at night. When winter hit my entire house smelled like piss and nobody knew why
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    • Thanks for the arrows retard
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    • Question, Portland is a city, right? Why are they cropdusting in the city?
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    • Authorize my fat fucking nuts
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    • Thank you for the arrows, without them I would have nooned myself
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    • I was gonna make a Portland OR > Portland TN comment, but the way things are going there rn it’s just not true
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    • license to brap
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    • I didn’t know where to go after I read the top portion, and then, like a lighthouse cutting through the pitch black I saw it... the arrows that showed me where to go next. Not all heroes wear capes.
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    • I think we should cropdust some of the riots... With white phosphorous.
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    • Thanks for the arrows I would have been confused otherwise
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    • Moe
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    • What's funny is I live 10 mins from Portland, TN and that is 100% something they would do
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    • Yea thanks for the arrows, really helps
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    • Are the arrows really necessary
      OnlyOP 7 sep
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    • I live close to Portland but never go to Portland because its a shit hole
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    • I actually live there, it was fucking doing barrel rolls over highway 109 wtf, why am i hearing this on ifunny
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    • I live really near Portland TN. Wtf?
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    • The food lions near me closed
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    • Blue arrows are just as bad as red circles
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    • portand
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    • Good lord, it’s embarrassing that this even needs to be announced. Freaking Portland
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    • Portland is like 30 min north of Nashville
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    • Thanks for those arrows
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    • Hilarious
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    • Authorize these nutz fedboi
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    • that is a very valid question
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    • Congratulations
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    • Lmao this is in my town!
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    • Used to live in Portland!
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    • Heyyy I was born and raised in Portland TN haha
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    • Need to crop dust the other Portland.with glitter dicks
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    • Wow. My town got featured
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    • Portand
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    • My police department sent me this earlier in the day lol
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    • thanks for the arrows
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    • What
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    • I’m so early lol
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    • Nuke portland
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    • Fuck Portland
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    • Yo ! Fuck tobi
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    • Thank you arrows, very cool
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    • ayy food lion
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    • Yes.
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    • Authorization for farting? America moment
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    • yeah he got them, straight from white castle hopefully
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    • Portand
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    • This actually made me laugh out loud
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    • What am I supposed to be looking at
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    • I love the way pesticides give me cancer. Thank you for authorizing my consent Mr. Government
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    • That's weird, I live here. Small ass town.
      Oshawitz 7 sep
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    • Yes I needed those arrows to tell me what to read thanks
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    • Sure am glad those arrows were there or id have never figured it out.
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    • The arrows need to be colour coded because I can’t tell which comment to read first
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    • I have a license to fart
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    • People from Portland TN are a different breed of crazy, take my word for it
      Cyan__ 7 sep
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    • Nice arrows there stupid cunt
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    • Licensed to shit
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    • Can somebody tell me what's going on? This post doesn't have any red circles to show me what I should be laughing at.
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    • Crop dust Antifa and the CHAZ while you’re at it.
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    • So in other states they have to announce it? We’ve got a guy here you see every day during the season and if he sees you’re having a party he’ll make another pass lower and shake his wings for you
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    • My high ass didn't even notice the arrows until I came to the comment section
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    • Thank you arrows, very cool
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    • Bruh who doesn't know about crop dusting planes
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    • I guess its a good thing those arrows were there.
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    • What is crop dusting in a food lion
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    • Food Lion?
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    • Just swap the pesticide with agent orange and fly over the riots
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    • Food Lion. Wya my guy? Im close!
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    • What does that mean tho
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    • Thank god, i almost wrote off those replies as irrelevant
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    • I hadn’t considered that there were parts of the country that a PSA would have to be made for a crop duster. Where I live it’s a really common thing, as there are fields fucking everywhere.
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    • I thought those were just weird squiggles, not arrows.
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    • oh wait I forgot what that means
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    • I was too drunk to notice the arrows on the post and read top comment and it got me way too deep
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    • I didn’t see the joke cuz there weren’t any circles cuz I’m retarded
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    • thank you for the arrows. I could not have seen the joke if not for the arrows. life-saving addition
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    • Crop dusters are cool. I was chillin outside and one was buzzing a pasture close by and I was waving at him and putting it on Snapchat so he kept flying by and kept getting closer and closer I swear at one point I was about to touch his plane.
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    • So PPD is more worried about crop dusting insteaD of making sure their town isn’t burning down.
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    • Thanks for the arrows man I almost forgot what reading was and using my eyes were
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    • What Portland needs is an airstrike...
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