• por LUIS HUT UIT YaLouUy
"If he writes her a few
sonnets, he loves her. If
he writes her 300
sonnets, he loves
sonnets"
my english professor
I think about this quote all the time and I
feel like it explains a lot of things about
human behavior
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    • I fear not the man who has fapped to 10,000 videos, but the man that has fapped 10,000 times to one video
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    • So Taylor Swift just likes writing terrible music
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    • Or maybe he knows she loves sonnets
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    • I handmake stuffed animals and give them as birthday presents to my family. Yes, I love making the stuffed animals, but I also love seeing how much my family genuinely enjoys my work. If you like sonnets, find someone who appreciates sonnets.
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    • Girls in a nutshell, if you compliment them one too many times they’ll cheat on you and leave you emotionless for 7months and 13 days
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    • “I think about this all the time” shut the fuck up no you don’t
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    • Romans 5:8 But God proves His love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
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    • What is love?
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    • Anytime I write a poem, I title it the initials of whoever I’m writing about and use the initials in the poem. So say their initials are Y.B. I’d reference “Your Beauty” in the poem lol
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    • 300 dick pics
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    • What was that one small story where the dude was crazy and hid a body or bodies under his floor
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    • Fun fact, the first 120 or so of Shakespeare's sonnets were written to a man, and the rest were written to a black woman
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    • How do I expand this to other situations
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    • If he does the sex with you, he loves you. If he does the sex with you alot, he loves sex.
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    • If a girl a cheats on you, she likes the other person. If she cheats on that person, she likes cheating.
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    • My ex was a professional poet. He only wrote stuff about his ex girlfriend. It really hurt me.
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    • Shut up
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    • Imagine thinking about that quote all the time 🤢🤢🤢 stupid tumblrtard
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    • Interesting
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    • The fuck is a sonnet?
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    • Write a bitch a sonnet. Bitches love sonnets
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    • Bro where’s the bitches love sonnets
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    • What’s a sonnet
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    • I’m retarded what does this mean
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    • "If he gives you a few roses, he loves you. If he gives you 300 roses, he loves roses." Real thinker.
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    • Maybe he writes a deep heartfelt multiparagh sonnet about how much she means to him and then she dates him for two months, lies the entire way through, and then solidifies those lies within a month
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    • Corporations just hear “I’d pay $.50 more for-“ and don’t listen to the rest of the sentence
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    • Sonnets are hard dude
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    • Mikael: Need a tip? Ladies. love. sonnets.
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    • So you’re sayin the guy in The Notebook just loved licking stamps
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    • Her name is sonnets
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    • Alexander Hamilton
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    • Or maybe both. Maybe its their way of expressing their love.
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    • Hamilton lol
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    • This is fake. This quote only teaches you about the human behavior of likeability and sexual attraction. Debunked.
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    • This explains nothing about human behavior
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    • Shakespeare in a nutshell
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    • I can’t stop missing my ex man I was so fucking happy.
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    • If I beat off a few times I like porn of I beat off twice a day for an entire 3 years I'm just in love with my dick. (Understandably so)
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    • Most of Shakespeare's sonnets were written to men. In those days, men expressed their love for each other much more openly.
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    • People soaking English is confusing just say how this applies to today and make it easy on us all
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    • Loving someone vs loving the idea of someone
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    • Tony stark with the iron man suits
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    • Tumblr moment, so deep
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    • Sonnets?
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    • Most of the time, if it makes you think they are doing it for you the are actually doing it for them.
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    • The hell are sonnets
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    • ...oh fuck i like buying things...huh
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    • I wrote a sonnet for my first girlfriend in middle school
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    • This is some stupid ass "hiding from the rain but getting in a bathtub" type nonsense. "If you buy them 3 flowers, you love them. If you buy them 1,000 flowers, you love flowers." Man, shut the fuck up.
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    • There was a guy I used to be in love with. I wrote so many poems from just thinking about/loving him. We haven't been together in years. I've written very few poems since then
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    • There's also the awkward fact that many of these were written with/for the young boys that played the female parts in his plays.
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    • Write that bitch a sonnet. Bitches love sonnets.
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    • If she sucks ur dick once she loves u if she sucks ur dick everyday she just likes to suck dick
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    • Your english professor stole that off some lame ass facebook quote shit bro.
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    • that is in reference to Petrarch, by the way... history’s greatest and most accomplished simp. wrote 365 poems to a woman he liked, who then promptly friend-zoned his ass HARD.
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    • ...unless she loves sonnets I’m which case he loves her.
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    • That's actually a really good quote.
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    • Like Brainy from Supergirl
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    • write that bitch a sonnet. bitches love sonnets
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    • Who knows some more neat quotes they'd like to share
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    • If they’re all about her, it’s likely he loves them both and just found a way to combine his passions
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    • What's wrong with expressing your love in the best way you know how?
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    • Wait is there really a feature algorithm now
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    • Bad news. I just lost the game.
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    • If she ignores you after a few sonnets stop writing them.
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    • Yes, he loves to write sonnets. Just like he loves fish maybe or daisies. But he’s not IN love with those things. To give a part of yourself, a part of you that you love to someone?...that’s being IN love.
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    • Kinda reminds me of the time in english class we learned about some guy who wrote a book about how everything you do is for some kind of reward, no matter how small. No one does anything without some form of a reward. Out of the goodness of your heart? The reward is that good feeling, etc.
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    • The professor should have conveyed that thought as a sonnet. That would bring ambiguity to the message as well as joy to the listener.
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    • When doing thing, is it because "doing" or because "thing"
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    • Such as...?
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    • The fuck id a sonnet
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    • shakespears sonnets were about like 6 different people lmao
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    • Or he could love both? As long as you like a dude that be writing sonnets then what’s the problem?
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    • If she fucks one person many times, she loves him. If she fucks many people one time, she loves fucking
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    • What does it mean
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    • Kiss you twice he loves you kiss you thrice he loves smooching
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    • He loves both, you terrible terrible teacher.
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    • And that’s when she knew, he’s gay
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    • If you lie once in a relationship it’s no big deal, if you lie consistently you’re a bad partner
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    • Unless every one of them is about cocaine, because cocaine is awesome and hard not to write 300 sonnets about.
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    • Simpin for sonnets
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    • Bitches love sonnets
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    • MommaRaisedNoBounceHouse
      *something about memes*
      MommaRaisedNoBounceHouse
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    • Translated: i like doing this particular thing and therefore you should like me for it
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    • We just want to share what we’re passionate about
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    • I wish tumblrtards could just look at something and be like "wow neat" instead of "wow i think about this alot i based my entire life around this joke my life is in shambles over this joke but at least this fucking absolute golden joke exists" like its an okay dad joke i guess just be like "lol"
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    • I never think about this quote and it explains nothing about human behavior.
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    • Fucking Petrarch
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    • How
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