• Popcorn is a vegetable
birthdays are fatal in large dosages
A pregnant woman swimming is a
human submarine
unicorns are hot rhinos
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    • Dude really just went on r/showerthoughts and is reposting all the top post
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    • Popcorn is a grain, not a vegetable.
      GC_Comics 20 jun
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    • Birthdays are actually really healthy... studies have shown that people who have more birthdays, live longer.
      MBL20 21 jun
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    • I am also a vegetable
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    • Isn't anything fatal with a large enough dose
      Fankpool 21 jun
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    • Implying rhinos aren’t already hot
      Beeschmop 21 jun
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    • that twink who’s ass i ate was a fruit 🍑
      poopie 21 jun
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    • I just realized I’ve been scrolling through my smiles and not features for the last 20 min
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    • He assumes rhinos aren’t sexy as fuck
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    • Hot dogs are tacos
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    • Don't fat shame rhinos like that.
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    • Rhinos are thicc unicorns
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    • Corn is a fruit actually
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    • Redditor thinking he's smarter and cooler than everyone else
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    • I thought corn was a grain.
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    • Honda S2000s are what Miatas wish they could be
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    • I feel like pulling a Diogenes and posting a picture of a furry-art sexy rhino and saying “Behold, a unicorn” but then all of us would have to see a sexy rhino and none of us want that.
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    • Sand is a fluid
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    • Ranch is zesty milk. Stuffing is liquid bread.
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    • lmao theres this streamer on mixer that does the same thing for her titles. my fav one of hers was "gum is deodorant for your mouth"
      quiets 21 jun
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    • My leg is a fruit
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    • When did Thomas the Tank Engine become a philosopher?
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    • Hey guys if any of you have Pokemon go can you add my friend? 5305 2777 4886 is his code :3
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    • Sorry guys but these are straight facts
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    • Facts .
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    • The audacity
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    • And this is b8
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    • the human submarine one is overused and not really that funny to begin with
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    • Popcorn is not a vegetable, it's a corn fetus that exploded
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    • Corn is a cereal grain. Popcorn is cereal
      Cacaonut 21 jun
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    • What the McFuck
      ourban 21 jun
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    • "Pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine" oh God, it's Ken Bone all over again
      AKJesus 21 jun
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    • Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
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      TrySomethingNew 21 jun
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    • This is not funny.
      R00dR00bm 21 jun
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    • Rhinos have two horns
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    • No no, he's got a point
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    • Popcorn is actually a fruit cause it's a corn kernel
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    • Ass is vertically divided piece of meat.
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    • Your not wrong
      mased73 24 jun
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    • I’ve always heard unbuttered unsalted popcorn is really good for you
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    • Who the fuck is this
      killmeplz 24 jun
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    • Hes not wrong
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    • I do not like this
      eworth 24 jun
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    • Popcorn fuck yeah
      Doteki 24 jun
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    • Anybody else get this app just so they don’t have to see masonrayparker saying anyone else high on meme pages on ig
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    • Lmfao dieing!!!
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    • Actually in pliny the elders writings "the natural world" he described unicorns and gave an illustration under the name "unicornis" and...... it looks just like a rhinoceros.
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    • Quotes I live by
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    • I don’t get the large dosage one ngl
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    • Aren’t pregnant women always human submarines cause the fetus is floating in fluid?
      C_Matic 23 jun
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    • Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
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    • Word?
      kanepoe 23 jun
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    • Stop fucking up my brain, you little shit
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    • Corn kernels are technically grains.
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    • Would it be a high dose? You aren't having 15 birthdays at once lol
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    • Pop corn is not a vegetable. Mostly because corn is a grain, not a veg. Trust me I’m from Nebraska lol
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    • Corn is a fruit tho.....
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    • Tf did i just see?
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    • Heart break can cause extreme anxiety and crippling self doubt for over 7 years
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    • Human beings are half centaurs.
      mcdirty 23 jun
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    • All unfortunately true
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    • Rhinos are unicorns with dad bods
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    • Wtf did I just read
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    • Does anybody really even get it cuz this actually makes sense
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    • Rhinos are confident
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    • Dipping a mozzarella stick in tomato sauce makes it an inside out pizza
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    • Wow, that's it, he definitely just looked those up lmao, and half of them I already knew. Can't wait for the retards to have their daily autistic breakdowns.
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    • Potato chips are vegetables by the logic.
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    • Why do I even use this app
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    • Unicorns are actually horny horses
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    • WHY? JUST WHY?
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    • Agree to disagree
      moisvart1 22 jun
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    • Facts
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    • My goals are beyond your understanding.
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    • Wouldnt the baby drown
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    • Rice is a vegetable
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    • he's speaking as if rhinos aren't hot
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    • Corn is a fruit.
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    • William stop
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    • A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply
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    • We’ve gotta put this person in the White House
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    • Corn is a grain, not a vegetable
      tigergoo 22 jun
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    • The unicorn one got me
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    • Nah, Rhinos are hot unicorns
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    • Rhino are hot unicorns
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    • You have opened my eyes
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