Poof mode
Engaged
Girard Girard
26 sep 2020
Poof mode Engaged
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
23 oct 2020
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
CheeeeseMan CheeeeseMan
26 sep 2020
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
LO
Ask not for whom
the dog barks.
It barks for thee.
jenjeninator jenjeninator
23 sep 2020
LO Ask not for whom the dog barks. It barks for thee.
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
Me: "Dad can I use get the remote?"
Dad: "Hold on I'm still watching this"
SS
Ge
Dad five minutes later:
Eragon_Shadeslayer Eragon_Shadeslayer
25 jan 2021
Me: "Dad can I use get the remote?" Dad: "Hold on I'm still watching this" SS Ge Dad five minutes later:
ad
"Hey girl are you gorilla glue?"
"Cause I can't get you off my head"
From:)
uniqueshysky uniqueshysky
11 feb
ad "Hey girl are you gorilla glue?" "Cause I can't get you off my head" From:)
Her: "I'm not cute."
Also her:
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
Her: "I'm not cute." Also her:
This is a rare photo of a mother vise-grip feeding her baby wrenches. Nature really is amazing.
SS
cbigfoot
26 sep 2020
This is a rare photo of a mother vise-grip feeding her baby wrenches. Nature really is amazing. SS
ichiko
His owner had suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage at work and died, never returning to the train station where Hachiko was waiting.
The faithful dog continued to wait for nine years till the day it died.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
28 sep 2020
ichiko His owner had suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage at work and died, never returning to the train station where Hachiko was waiting. The faithful dog continued to wait for nine years till the day it died.
coochielations
By @yoonogy
everyone please look at my girlfriend's
Cat...he just stands
HajimeIchinose HajimeIchinose
25 sep 2020
coochielations By @yoonogy everyone please look at my girlfriend's Cat...he just stands
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
What my bf imagines I look like working from home
Reality:
abnormalSpillednut abnormalSpillednut
12 jan 2021
What my bf imagines I look like working from home Reality:
CATON DA
BASS AMP
WHAT WILL HE DO?
LeakyJAZZ LeakyJAZZ
23 sep 2020
CATON DA BASS AMP WHAT WILL HE DO?
I'm once again asking you to tap out
Le
Ruckis Ruckis
22 jan 2021
I'm once again asking you to tap out Le
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online
blessing from the Lord!
Bushido Bushido
31 dec 2020
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online blessing from the Lord!
me telling my computer i'll update everything tomorrow
dirtydog69 dirtydog69
2 mar
me telling my computer i'll update everything tomorrow
*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?
ES
snailtrailz snailtrailz
16 mar
*stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions? ES
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.