• “Police recruits are pepper-sprayed during training to
learn what it's like, and I don't think we should let chefs
chop up vegetables until they've been chopped up too."
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    • No no, pepper spray the chefs too so they know how it feels to be seasoned
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    • Why do you think cops shoot people? They don’t think anyone deserves the raw brutality of pepper spray
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    • Yknow man, I don't think ppl should drive unless they've walked every square inch of the country :)
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    • My father is in the navy. He’s been pepper sprayed and tear gassed during training. He was then expected to complete a timed fitness course right after. Gotta learn what it’s like under controlled conditions rather than learn during a life/death situation
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    • I was an FNG in the admin office in the Marines and thought it was cool they picked me to be in the riot police. Turns out they picked me because they didn't want to get maced. Bastards.
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    • The amount of people thinking that he actually said this worries me to an extent that shouldn't be healthy
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    • Police need to be shot to carry guns. Presidents have to be screwed over to become president. Niggas need to be stolen before they can steal. Meat eaters have to be eaten in order to eat meat.
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    • CS gas training is way worse than pepper spray.
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    • Police are pepper sprayed now because before they knew how it felt they abused it. Same goes for tazers.
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    • lol my dad got tased in his training and the fucken Chad powered thru, stayed upright, and kept walking while getting tased
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    • I think rapists should be sodomised with 14" red-hot spiked iron rods.
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    • Hey, ever notice that a lot of professional chiefs are missing a finger? That’s right
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    • My school police officer told us about this. He said getting pepper sprayed is worse than getting tased just because the effects of the pepper spray last several hours before they wear off
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    • So basically people shouldn't abort babies unless they themselves have been aborted?
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    • Mark Ruffalo is a genius ahead of his time 😞
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    • You cant compare those two.
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    • Tased not peppersprayed
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    • Thought he would say chefs should be vegetable sprayed
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    • I'm a cook, and i can tell you, I have cut my hands enough to be considered chopped up
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    • Cops get pepper sprayed/tasered So that if it ever happens in the field they will know what to expect and can work through it.
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    • The reason they are pepper sprayed and tased is because they need to know what it feels like so they think twice before using it on someone. They also need to train the officers to know what to do if they are pepper sprayed or tased while out protecting and serving. Do some god damn research moron.
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    • What does this mean Mark
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    • Ruffalo solider
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    • They get sprayed and have to run a weapons drill, read a map and other functions to train them to be able to still function if they get overspray on themselves or another cop
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    • You have to get tased to use a taser
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    • Foodporn over here
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    • I don't think people should get to use toilet paper until they've been used to wipe something's ass
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    • Police are pepper sprayed before being issued pepper spray, and tazed before being issued a taser but they aren't shot before being given a gun, the lethal option of the three items
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    • Mark Ruffalo probably would be that stupid
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    • Officers do get pepper sprayed in the academy but it has to do with the fact that they are exposed to it so that they know what to expect so when they are exposed to it in the field they don't freak out. I would get tased a million times before I get pepper sprayed again....
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    • YouTube: A Vegetarian's Nightmare or A Dissertation on Plants Rights.
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    • Its for if the suspect uses it against you, you have a tolerance, mark dumbasso.
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    • My sister's boyfriend is a cop, and he says he'd rather be tasered than be pepper sprayed
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    • Durr de fuckin durrr
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    • i think they are tased not pepper sprayed. pepper spray can cause you to vomit and you might be blinded
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    • I got put in a gas chamber fo experience
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    • Police are also tasered
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    • oh thats why they shot us in training 🤔
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    • Dickhole
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    • The F U C K
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    • I trust every quote I read online
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    • Checkmate vegans
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    • i feel bad for ruffalo. he’s gonna be in like no movies after avengers is all over
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    • I've chopped part of my finger off cooking and it hurts like hell afterwards so I think I'm in the clear.
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    • Uh oh. A new platform. *cracks knuckles*
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    • Yeah! Make the ones that chop up vegetables into vegetables
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    • Don’t make this a fucking meme
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    • Please let Mark Ruffalo quotes be the new meme
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    • That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
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    • Cops immediately go lethal if you pepperspay them
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    • That's sympathy
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    • He’s a vegan lol
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    • We cut ourselves
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    • But the funny thing is I wouldn’t be surprised if a celebrity said this and meant it.
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    • He still is a piece a shit
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    • And he can’t be the hulk until exposed with lethal levels of gamma radiation
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    • So all I got to say is... wait. What’s that? The joke is old? Okay then.
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    • The bad thing is that I'd totally expect him to say that
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    • imagine thinking he’s serious
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    • What
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    • If I get tc I'll delete it
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    • Ruffalo only thinks this because he doesn't know how to act but he is an actor
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    • That’s stupid, shut up lesser hulk
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    • I literally dont fucking understand why we have to be peppersprayed or tazed. I questioned it and they called me a pussy and told me a bunch of shit.
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    • What a shithead liberal
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    • No but honestly every fucking time some pussy talks its dont eat animals or we cant use them w/o consent and where do they go? STRAIGHT TO FUCKING PLANTS. PLANTS MATTER TOO YOU ASSHOLE. When we eat them theyre still green cuz theyre STILL ALIVE AND they have also shown signs of pain so fuck u
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    • Just imagine the death row workers...
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    • I'm pretty sure its optional in most departments
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    • My weed eater
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    • He is so dumb
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    • I genuinely believe that to be a cop you should have to be pepper sprayed, tazed, shot and beat to shit with a riot baton all at the same time
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    • It's hilarious because I can't tell if this dumbass actually said it or not
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    • They have to be tazed too
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    • The difference is that chefs are chopping up vegetables, not people. Cops pepper spray people, therefore they should know how it feels to be pepper sprayed.
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    • I would believe this is real. He posts libtard trash all the time
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    • That's dumbass logic
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    • What the hell logic is this though? "You do X to Y, so you better Y yourself". Pepper spray is used on people, so it's important that people know how badly it burns, to not encourage use on others. Vegetables aren't people. Therefore it doesn't matter how loud your carrots scream as you chop them.
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    • This better be fake or a joke.
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    • Daddy home I'm taking off my clothes I'm real happy Saturday
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