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    • You neglect to mention the fabled 5 of a kind. My dad pulled that on me when i was 9, i had a straight flush so i went all in but he told me 5 of a kind is the best you can get and took my $10, I’ve never seen that hand since then so i guess he got really lucky
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    • Who else has no godly idea how to play cards and never bothered to learn?
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    • What if you have AKQJ10 but it’s not a flush?
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    • Who didn't know this honestly.
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    • What about fuller house? AAA-KKK, what does that beat?
      kc101 30 sep
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    • I love playing Texas hold ‘em
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    • Someone teach me how to play poker.
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    • Dawg friendly poker is amazing. A $10 buy in with 25 cent raise is the epitome of a good time. 50 cents max a card. You're looking at 2-3 hours of a good time
      Mr_I2ainz 30 sep
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    • I know how to play, but there is one thing I don’t know. What happens if you have 2 players with a royal flush? I know the answer has to do with the symbols, but idk what order the symbols go in
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    • Damn ppl didn’t know this. Maybe I’m old or maybe I just love games too much. Before I could afford my first home pc at like 24 all we did on the weekends was drink and play cards. Poker, hearts, spades, black jack, crazy 8’s, kings corner, war, go fish, rummy and I’m sure more I’m not remembering
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    • Yeah um I played New Super Mario Bros on the DS I think I know how to play Poker thanks
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    • How did this get featured?
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    • If there’s wild cards, you can have 5 of a kind. And 5 Aces is better than a royal flush.
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    • Does royal flush have to be same suit?
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    • All i know about poker i learned from luigi
      Humor_man 30 sep
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    • I have a poker brief case and I keep a little cheat sheet in the back for when I am teaching people how to play poker
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    • 43,000 likes for this?
      DEZTREGA 30 sep
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    • Bro anyone remember when Luigi would dish out a fat full house?
      polloox 30 sep
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    • Real poker players don’t play with wild cards and know this chart by heart
      ZER0K00L 30 sep
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    • It's gonna soumd weird, but i think I'm gonna call you dad. You teach me more than the real one ever did
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    • Kind of a shame to see how few people know how to play cards, let alone grasp the concept probabilities
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    • Gays when they realize they have a straight in poker
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    • Always thought flush beat full house
      Maxidawg 29 sep
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    • I dont think I’ve ever played poker with Ace as low and high on straights. This isn’t blackjack.
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    • Poker night at the inventory anyone?
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    • Where's the funny
      KI77S 30 sep
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    • Me and my ex best friend of 12 years used to play poker together all the time. I havnt played it once after our fallout. But this just jarred that memory I had completely forgotten.
      OhMeMy 30 sep
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    • You are forgetting 5 of a kind with the single joker
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    • So who else had a good father and knew this already?
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    • Is google not a thing anymore?
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    • When playing with multiple decks, where does 5 of a kind fall?
      Spectrei 30 sep
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    • Man i knew how to play poker at 14 (18 now), thought there was a joke here somewhere but then just realized young people suck
      anto158 30 sep
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    • But. But... how do you change colors of a campfire?
      erzaman 30 sep
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    • Saved!! Cool thinger :)
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    • PorkSword 30 sep
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    • PornGif 3 oct
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    • This would be helpful if I didn't already know how to play lol
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    • I live for the day i get a Royal Flush
      De_gato 3 oct
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    • If you dont know this at 10 years old somethings up
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    • Nah dude joker pair beats all, grew up playing with jokers in the deck and I wouldn't have it any other way idc if it's house rules
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    • It's always your 5 best cards, honestly Texas hold em is extremely easy to learn at a basic level. You won't be going on tour, but you can be able to play with friends in literally 10-15 minutes. It's all fun and worth it if you have a nice group of friends to play with
      MrHucer 2 oct
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    • Two pair jack to queen
      Amrwerd 1 oct
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    • A diamond royal flush is the best thing you could get in the game
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    • Now we’re just featuring board game instructions, huh
      GrayDown 1 oct
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    • Good now memorize perfect basic strategy for blackjack
      brizza 1 oct
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    • So this relates to all forms of poker? I've only learned texas holdem
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    • What the fuck? You featured a poker cheat sheet? Damn this app sucks
      scu_ 30 sep
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    • ITS OVER ANIKIN *lays down ace* I HAVE THE HIGH CARD
      zeballs 30 sep
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    • Its OVER Anakin!! I have the high card
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    • Try the poker app on your smart phone, it’s phone it’s fun and easy to learn. you’ll get addicted quick.
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    • everyone knows this
      riedlet 30 sep
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    • Finally, now I know how to gamble my life away
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    • I thought flush just had to be same color
      LumaMomma 30 sep
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    • The only cards I get is a toilet flush
      tadhgburk 30 sep
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    • Full house is above a flush?
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    • Let's play strip poker
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    • Why is there a "strength" order indicator? What dumbass is going to look at that and think a single king is going to beat a four of a kind
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    • Played poker with my boys back home for the first time over the summer. Us, a few bottles of wine, and some music, made it one of the most fun nights we’ve had. We all bet $5 in the pot and dished out winnings based on chips left(game didn’t end, too tired)
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    • THANK YOU SO MUCH
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    • Murakuu for the next time you play with me
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    • Absolute worst hand you can have in poker is high card 7
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    • I need this
      NewBear 30 sep
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    • Petition to add 3 pair to the list
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    • Who tf uses ace as a 1
      DaddyStop 30 sep
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    • I learned these from Mario64 on DS at Luigi's Casino
      wesley656 30 sep
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    • What about a 3 pair?
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    • I hate that they always put a Royal flush and a straight flush. A royal flush is just a high straight flush. By that logic, you should list high card, then one pair, then a pair of aces, then two pair, then two aces and two kings, and so on and so on
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    • Thats cool and all but how can i change my campfire colors,
      DrBrando 30 sep
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    • Check me out
      RachelYa 30 sep
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    • Most of you pussies dont know how to play poker huh?
      DrDaddy31 30 sep
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    • yeah this is a jojo reference now
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    • I forgot are higher straights better than lowers?
      Andrevv 30 sep
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    • What about Texas poker? I couldn’t ever win in red dead and get the costume.
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    • I never understood why straight is worse than flush
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    • How tf is a flush better than a straight?
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    • Doesn’t a flush beat a full house and 4 of a kind?
      Jasiker 30 sep
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    • Jesus for the longest time i thought flush was higher then full house XD
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    • Once got a royal flush and didnt even realise when playing poker with my grandad and his friends, almost shit myself when I realised I'd just won a bunch of money
      Zanuff 29 sep
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    • Is an A, K, Q, 10 with different suits just a straight?
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    • This order is wrong but sufficient
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    • Yo a straight flush can be a combo of suits doesn’t have to be all one color
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    • I always thought a straight should be higher up than a flush as in my experience it’s harder to get
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    • It bothers me that the straights go high to low left to right.
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    • Wait people don’t know this? What do you do when you’re having drinks with the bois
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    • Is there such a “royal straight flush”?
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    • 4 of a kind? Jee that sure isn't descriptive enough. Good thing this trusty dusty diagram showed me the truth
      drdab17 4 oct
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    • How do you get the blank cards? :c
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    • I've seen this over 20 times in the last 3 days
      FlareGo 3 oct
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    • What no one understands is that it’s a sexual joke...😳
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    • Thanks
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    • I have played 5k+ hands, gotten 4 of a kind twice, straight flush once. My mom who had a handheld poker game when the handheld games first started coming out and she played that thing for 5 years, got a royal flush and never touched it again. Idk if the odds are comparable to real life, but still.
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    • Why is this featured
      dyldyl9 3 oct
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    • Funny?
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    • But what suite is dominant?
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    • "I'm sorry Fabrizio, you're not gonna see your mom for a long time..'cause we're going to America! Full House, boys!"
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    • Luigi taught me well.
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    • I played cards with my stepdad but we did not use money we used cheesballs and 4 player's I ended up winning all the cheese that I did not whant them so I gave them to my brother
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    • I get it!!!!
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