• Plus,;we fire the whole bullet"
That:5/65%'more neral
portalgifs
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS
IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS.
LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW
NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO
EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP
OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A
HIGH SPEED
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON'S TURRET'S DO IS LOAD A TON OF
FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE
IT'S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A
FUCKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIREIT THAT IS SO
UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL
CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD
CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE
IN AHUNDRED
but it's 65% more bullet per bullet
Wait a second are you telling me
that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an
explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot
multiple times?2222222229
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    • GUYS YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS INDEED A VERY FUNNY JOKE LIKE SERIOUSLY ITS SO FUNNY LAUGH AT IT
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    • Guys you don’t understand, it’s so much more complex then that. Proceeds to over explain a simple ass joke
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    • WHY ARE WE YELLING?
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    • I hate tumblr. So very much
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    • NO NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY OBVIOUS!!! IT'S A JOKE THAT A BLIND PERSON COULD SEE, BUT IM GOING TO SPELL IT OUT LIKE YOU ALL ARE SLACK JAWED MORONS!!! IM SCREAEAEASMEMSMING!!!!
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    • It was funny before you explained the joke
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    • cuberat 24 jul
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    • It’s probably just because it’s a game and dying immediately would suck, but I like this explanation
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    • I mean, I wanna say is because it's a game. But it is good real life explanation
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    • My god, stop yelling
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    • Anyone else think that cave Johnson's turret would do a little more damage than a bruise? I mean this guy made exploding lemons capable of burning your house down. With lemons...
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    • Why do retards type in all caps to explain a joke that clearly everyone understands. Jesus Christ tumblr tards have no real life friends because they can’t handle the stupid ass shit you feel you gotta say
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    • Meat_Meat 24 jul
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    • Here’s the meme without the entire joke having to be explained
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    • GUYS THIS IS SO FUNNY I NEED TO TYPE IT IN ALL CAPS
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    • “Only fires the tip of the bullet” oh boy
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    • Oh my fucking god we got this like 12 fucking years SHUT UP-
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    • Guaranteed portalgifs had to research how a bullet works to write those paragraphs of nothingness
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    • In the uncharted series, the health bar is apparently not in fact a health bar. Instead the developers said it’s a luck gauge. Which means that you’re really losing luck instead of getting hit by a bullet. Up until your luck runs out.
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    • LSUGH RIGH FUCKING NOE AS I EXPLAIN THIS JOKE ALL IN CAPS YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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    • GUYS!!!GUYS!!! IM MONKY!! OOHOOHAAHAAH!!! HAHAHHAHA IM DEAAAAAAAD BRUH BRUHBRUH
      chopstew 25 jul
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    • I fucking love portal
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    • bam0217 24 jul
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    • Not reading that. Anything that’s in all caps is immediately trying too hard and most likely blown out of proportion
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    • GUYS MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK.
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    • Please Shut up
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    • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AM I FUNNY NOW, DO YOU LOVE ME NOW DAD
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    • I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO EMPHASIZE HOW ABSURD AND RANDOM I FIND THIS INFORMATION TO BE; THEREFORE, I HAVE REACHED PEAK COMEDY
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    • Why do they feel the need to explain the joke in all caps? Everybody understood why it was funny in a fraction of the time it took the tumblr tard to ruin the joke
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    • Can somebody post the video?
      sewd1289 24 jul
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    • WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING
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    • She gets beat to death with cartridges
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    • If you start your post with "no you dont understand", please stfu, I know you think you're special because you noticed the obvious, but you're not, stop being so arrogant
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    • Poor soul probably has a broken caps lock key
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    • And the 8-ball shoes or whatever save her from all falls of any height, goddamn portal is a good game, I just want to experience it for the first time again
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    • Why fire the tip when you fire a WHOLEASS bullet?
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    • DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING ANNOYING IT IS THAT I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND EXPLAIN A JOKE THAT GETS EXPLAINED BEFORE YOUR OWN EYES IN A MUCH FUNNIER WAY?????
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    • OMG SOOO RELATABLE. I HAVE 12 JAPANESE KIDS IN MY BASEMENT HAHAHAHA😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂
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    • NO GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THE TURRETS LITERALLY HAVE MUZZLE FLASH WHICH MEANS CLEARLY THE PRIMER IS ACTUALLY BEING STRUCK AND THE BULLET FIRED, THIS IS JUST A TUMBLR RETARD OVERANALYSING A JOKE AND USING ALL CAPS BECAUSE THEY ARENT FUNNY
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    • This is why he burned life’s house down. With the lemons.
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    • No you dont understand. I hate when stupid cunts say this cringe ass sentence and ruin what could have been a good post by explaining to much and getting shit wrong
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    • God I hate tumblr
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    • Depending on the strength of the spring/piston system, it'd do more than just cause bruises. The rounds will still be subsonic, but they'll probably still break skin at least
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    • Never seen a game explain why the player can survive getting shot before? What about all the games with blatantly superhuman protagonists?
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    • I liked how they explained it in Uncharted. It's more or less luck, and when your "health" goes down it's your luck.
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    • NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND-
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    • The gif would make this so much better. It’s the top picture, with bullets looking all nice and neat and organized, then they just get dumped into the death box
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    • Vote Cave Johnson 2024
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    • Two tails?
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    • But.... to fire more bullet, would the casing be filled with 65% more bullet? Or am I an idiot and the casing with the projectile w/wo tip, is what’s considered a “Bullet”
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    • Dude can you stop yelling?! I'm trying to sleep
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    • I struggle to believe that these are actual reaction and not satire
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    • Too much caps, didn't read, thanks for kil|ing the joke Tumblr tard
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    • God tumblr fucking ruins everything
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    • Portal 1 and 2 are literal examples of perfection and masterpiece. No game compares to the quality the portal gives you. Absolute perfection in video game design.
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    • No but you don’t understand I’m a gay fucking loser
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    • Well yeah that's the joke
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    • How many people actually didn’t know this is how guns work? I can’t imagine it requires an explanation.
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    • I hate when people explain shit a 2 year old already knows
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    • I mean it makes sense that they have a wide spread
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    • Nah Chell just has an invisible hev suit in portal 1
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    • YOU DONT GET IT!! YOUR BRAINS ARE TOO SMALL TO UNDERSTAND!! THEY’RE JUST IN THERE!!! THERE’S NO WAY THAT WOULD ACTUALLY WORK, BULLETS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT!!!! I’M LITERALLY SHITTING MY PANTS LAUGHING!!!!!
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    • I don’t understand anything that is happening here. All I know is I just got yelled at..
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    • Normally firing a gun triggers the bullet to explode??????? What the actual fuck kinda sentence is that? Jesus the lack of basic gun knowledge is disturbing... but hey, its 65% more bullet per bullet so
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    • Something tells me they learned how a bullet works from game theory and now they want to tell everyone this basic ass knowledge they think is a modern mystery.
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    • Angelo 27 jul
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    • why do tumblr people gotta type 'no but you dont understand' in all caps? why not just say "what I think is neat is..."
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    • “I’ve never seen a game do that before” so we’re going to ignore games with super soldiers that can take multiple bullets? Games with armor mechanics?
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    • WHY DO THESE DUMBFUCKS FEEL THE NEED TO OVER ANALYZE SHIT THEN TYPE IT LIKE THIS. Holy living fuck these people fucking annoy the ever living mother fucking crap out of me.
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    • I hope portal gets ported to the Switch. That’d be rad
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    • Pls stop screaming, you’re giving me a headache.
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    • GUYS I'M MAKING FUN OF THE POST BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS LAUGH
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    • HOLY FUCKING SSHIT IM SHITING AND CUMMING WHILE FUCKING MY DEAD DOG ROFLMAO
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    • O you mean besides having some futuristic super durable, nigh indestructible suit or armor, yea nope never have any games explained why a character is able to take gunshots to the body like nothing.
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    • The TIP of the bullet IS THE FUCKING BULLET YOU GODDAMN CRETIN
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    • I'M TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE I AM EXPLAINING SOMETHING COOL
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    • "Like bullets that you fire from a gun" made me want to murder that person
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    • Talking in all caps doesn’t make you funny
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    • It's a video game nerds dont over think it
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    • All caps can be funny, maybe, used sparingly and for emphasis. If you're gonna write a whole ass paragraph, and you think using caps the whole time is a good idea, your conception was not a good idea.
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    • The first doesn’t understand the difference between cartridge, casing, and bullet 😂
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    • Thats AMERICAN AF
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    • WHY IS IT ALL IN CAPS!?!? THIS IS WHY I DON'T HAVE TUMBLR AND NEVER WILL
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    • WHY ARE WE YELLING
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    • "NO GUYS WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS!!!"
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    • Tip of the bullet?
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    • The tip of the bullet lmao classic tumblr
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    • Ok, at first I thought they were just stating the obvious.
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