Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet
*Card declines*
Plumber:
meme_ster meme_ster
16 nov 2020
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet *Card declines* Plumber:
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
Waking up on Monday morning
knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
forsaken51hate forsaken51hate
12 oct 2020
Waking up on Monday morning knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
A cucumber
can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it.
(My Smudge Cat Memes"
At
bishop_hell bishop_hell
23 sep 2020
A cucumber can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it. (My Smudge Cat Memes" At
when you add two odd numbers together
We're now, bitch:
when you add two odd numbers together We're now, bitch:
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus
Me:
TyroneShoelaces TyroneShoelaces
10 aug 2020
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus Me:
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS TEMEURA MORRISON ON THE SET OF MANDALORIAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOBA GEAR.
Raxus_Prime Raxus_Prime
26 dec 2020
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS TEMEURA MORRISON ON THE SET OF MANDALORIAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOBA GEAR.
When she likes watching you eat her
wifey87 wifey87
6 apr
When she likes watching you eat her
Water
Ice julce
Ocean sauce
Fish air
Secrets Secrets
26 sep 2020
Water Ice julce Ocean sauce Fish air
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind.
Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind. Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
chappe chappe
23 sep 2020
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
POST THIS CAT
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
POST THIS CAT
Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog - Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
24 sep 2020
Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog - Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog
cay
" thought your country was really nice
What are your first impressions of our until you came in here with that country'so far? disrespectful t-shirt on.
Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don't have time for people who aren't on their team
JamesFreakingBarnes JamesFreakingBarnes
24 sep 2020
cay " thought your country was really nice What are your first impressions of our until you came in here with that country'so far? disrespectful t-shirt on. Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don't have time for people who aren't on their team
When your Dad helps you
dress up for Halloween:)
BasicMemes BasicMemes
29 oct 2020
When your Dad helps you dress up for Halloween:)
Me, all My Gf, who disappears handsome n shit when I take my meds
Me, all My Gf, who disappears handsome n shit when I take my meds
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!"
{visible confusion}
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!" {visible confusion}
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Spartakiss Spartakiss
9 jun
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Me petting my cat I just got
(she's very cute and I love her a lot)
FalloutFan34nv FalloutFan34nv
12 may
Me petting my cat I just got (she's very cute and I love her a lot)
The deep thoughts of a
simple working man
What can be better than pizza and beer?
boobs
extreme_tinfoilmp4 extreme_tinfoilmp4
27 jan
The deep thoughts of a simple working man What can be better than pizza and beer? boobs