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    • Yeah Im not gonna read your fan fic
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    • God why can’t you people just leave the fucking books alone
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    • Dont let J.K. Rowling see this or she will say "You Guessed right!!! But forgot ONE detail ...doctors are Gay !
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    • But where's Dobby and his 12 inch cock?
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    • Y'all getting mad at this lil "fanfic" cause they're messing with original story but then ya got the J.K Rowling herself tryin to make her characters fit into this gross Tumblr generation
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    • Don’t let J.K. Rowling find this. She’ll make it canon.
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    • JK Rowling: “and Ron fucked him is the ass in his coma a lot because he’s gay and couldn’t find anyone else cuz he also has crippling anxiety lol”
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    • Dobby was an autistic kid that’d sneak in at night and suck Harry’s dick
      The_Nuttt 22 apr
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    • I mean it's better than what Jk Rowling has came up with
      Manatea 22 apr
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    • Nobody: J.K Rowling: Harry was actually in a coma for the whole series and was in an intense sexual relationship while asleep
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    • JK Rowling just tweeted that Harry was actually gay while in the coma and it was very important to the story which it why it never got mentioned in the story.
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    • Literally no one: nothing. JK Rowling: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN.
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    • And they were all gay
      Ujarak 23 apr
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    • Voldemort was just an insane homeless man who snuck into the hospital on occasion to spread his crazy beliefs and conspiracy theories to the patients.
      human117 23 apr
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    • Jk rolling would have a field day with this post
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    • J.K Rowling: *takes notes*
      ThatsDonks a month
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    • And they were all gay - JK Rowling
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    • I would read the fuck out if a book from that perspective lmao
      MeganSkye 24 apr
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    • *Harry wakes up from coma* J.K Rowling: you're gay now
      Futuramma 23 apr
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    • Don’t usually care for fanfics but I kind of like this idea (for a different unique story, not necessarily for Harry Potter).
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    • He wakes up and is shocked to be told he is in fact gay
      Gibbby 23 apr
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    • J. K. Rowling: “Where’s the gays and the minorities? You forgot the part where Harry’s doctor is a trans-dimensional black man with a 10^7 inch cock.”
      _Paul 23 apr
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    • J.K. Rowling: k cool but they're all still gay
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    • How can this novel be featured, yet the Communist Manifesto never got a feature
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    • Silveraith a month
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    • Is Hermione black in this plot twist?
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    • The coma theory is fucking retarded. Its lazy as shit and can be applied to literally any work of fiction
      Yozora 25 apr
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    • I love skipping Harry Potter features
      bequiet 24 apr
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    • “Yer Comatose Harry”
      Jakechar 24 apr
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    • Malfoy was one of the hospital kids who didnt realized that harry was in a coma and tried to prank him to wake him up
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    • “Of course it’s happening inside your head, but does that mean it isn’t real?” - Dumbledore (roughly)
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    • And the hospital is a gay transgender horse
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    • What about the weekend janitor who relentlessly assfucked Harry with no lube?? Raw dog that booty hole. Valdemort??
      Neond7 23 apr
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    • We all have to agree this is better than jk rowling slinning the lottery wheel of homosexuality
      itzGab_ 23 apr
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    • Idk why yall mad i thought this was actually kimda cool
      Posla 23 apr
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    • Little bit of advice: if your theory about a show/movie/series is that they were in a coma, you aren't creative and you probably should stay away from anything that requires original thought
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    • Fuck you, walking dead is a bunch of kids playing a game and every time someone “dies” its because they’re called home for supper
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    • No. Just read a book. And Ginny was never a badass. And how come it’s romantic when a girl kisses a comatose person but a dude is sexual assault?
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    • That is a good fanfic concept
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    • And then they had a magnificent orgy. Ron gurgles Harry's comatose cock while Hermione sits on Ginny's face screaming levio-SA
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    • So, Ginny kisses a kid in a coma who she doesn't know at all, and this is romantic and badass?
      AuWolf19 22 apr
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    • How fucking gay can Harry Potter fans be honestly.
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    • This wouldve worked, but yall forgot Harry Potter was black and gay.
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    • Someone: hey I have this id- Someone else: FUCK you you FUCKING weirdo you FUCKING freak, you fucking SICKO, oh my FUCKING GOD I HATE YOU holy SHIT
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    • Why am I surprisingly on board with this?
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    • How is this a feature, why tf am i gonna read your long ass dumbass paragraph on harry fucking potter at 7 in the god damn morning
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    • That was one of the worst things I’ve ever read
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    • Plot twist they are all gay and black and then fuck each other in the ass and then they ride into the sunset on a Saint Bernard and live happily ever after
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    • BEST PLOT TWIST EVER, I LOVE THIS!!! J.K., please don’t.
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    • Wait till jk Rowling makes this canon
      LeggoYoda 23 apr
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    • Ginny was never a badass
      Heron 23 apr
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    • Better than what JK Rowling is doing to Harry Potter now
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    • Don’t let JK Rowling see this... might become cannon......
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    • JK row: and they where all gay
      freik 23 apr
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    • J.K.Rowling : And Harry had a constant boner during his entire coma
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    • This isn’t gay and shit it’s just a cool plot twist
      simi_chan 23 apr
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    • Someone show this to J.K.Rowling. Now THIS is how u add to the story!
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    • Better than JKs tweets...
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    • Sowkis 23 apr
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    • And then Ron and Harry fuck because JK Rowling likes to cuck us like that
      RyanSnopp 23 apr
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    • And Dobby is a gay midget who would sneak into Harry’s hospital room and REDACTED*
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    • J.k. Rowling: *vigorously writes that down
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    • I mildly do and dont hate this
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    • And j.k Rowling is the nurse that calls all her patients gay
      fenfen23 23 apr
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    • *JK Rowling bursts through the door* “Harry is a Neo-Nazi, Ron was inbred by his mother and Bill Weasley, and Hermione has a scat fetish!”
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    • Why do people take a fantasy book, or really any child cartoon, and just say “it was all in (insert character) head! I’m a genius” these retards really think they are doing something huh
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    • Still better than whatever tf Rowling has been doing
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    • Rowling blows through the door..........(THIS IS ALL TRUE AND CANON ALL ALONG!!!!!)
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    • And then Dumbledore tried to fuck Harry. - J.K. Rowling
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    • “And they were all gay” -J.K. Rowling
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    • Aquapod9 22 apr
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    • JK Rowling: "And they all identify as attack helicopters"
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    • You better copyright this quick before jk rowling gets ahold of it
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    • But in the end they were gay and had orgy's on Harry's unconscious body
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    • Say what you want about the fandom, but this would actually be a really interesting read.
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    • Are we not going to talk about Harry’s magic wand?
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    • This is so far-fetched that J. K. Rowling might actually tweet about it being real
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    • No one: JK Rowling: NOT GAY ENOUGH
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    • Is everyone gunna ignore the fact that he’s in a FUCKING COMA, if that WAS true, it would just be a bunch of weird people speaking to an unconscious stranger
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    • That actually sounds interesting.
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    • “Ginny kissing him when hes asleep is sexual assault”
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    • And then they all fucked -JK Rowling
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    • Jk Rowling has just confirmed this
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    • Voldemort is the doctor chasing Ron and hermione trying to take Harry off life support
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    • But, instead of him running into a wall(cause that’s gay), he was in a car crash that killed both his parents and left him in the coma
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    • Guardixn 23 apr
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    • Is it just me that would actually watch this movie?!🤔
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    • When your fans are coming up with better stories about how to change the story than you @JKRowling
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    • Don't forget they were all black and gay.
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    • And JK Rowling was the homeless crazy street crone who shouted “gay” every time someone walked by and Harry would hear this from his opened window but he ignored it for most of the time.
      Farklhun 23 apr
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    • Coma theories are fucking stupid and nothing but an easy way to handwave everything that happens.
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    • Yeah ok ill read your fanfiction
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