• please don't take babies into movie
theaters, I did not pay $30 to listen to
your weak pullout game
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    • What movie theater are you going to that's $30
      gnfv 4 aug
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    • I’d still rather have kids than a corvette. A 78 corvette is only $10,000
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    • I’d rather have a loving family than live alone. Don’t know if I’ll get that though
      Fritzor 5 aug
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    • Imagine hating the family so much you decide to chase material things to fill the void in your life only Christ can fill
      Redeemed 5 aug
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    • If I wanted this shit, I’d just get on reddit.
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    • See everyone does it wrong. Make money first then have kids. No one seems to understand that
      Enemies 5 aug
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    • Have fun feeling empty when you’re 50
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    • Damn, I kinda hate people like this. Selfish, hedonistic, evolutionarily defective genetic dead ends suffering from a grave moral disorder. Sorry your parents raised you so poorly, so now you hate kids (yourself)
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    • Corvette screams midlife crisis after a divorce. Absolutely nobody sees a corvette and goes, "wow, that's a badass car."
      Harmonic 5 aug
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    • Most people that say “oh me have big home, me happy no kids” will end up alone and sad so what’s the point in having a big home with no one to have it the home? No one to wake up to and say “I love you mom/dad” and no one to leave behind your success when you die? Must be terribly sad
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    • Kids are cool though
      daBigHam 5 aug
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    • Legacy continues > some pos car
      ReedMech 5 aug
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    • You’ll think different when you’re alone in your apartment at 50
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    • What the fuck is with the features today being “kid bad, consume product”
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    • Reddit
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    • Child bad.
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    • Idk about you guys, but my bloodlines living on
      kreammm 5 aug
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    • I'd rather drive a pinto and have my kids thanks.
      tmandgm 5 aug
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    • Haha ending my thousands of years old family line is cool dur hurr
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    • Why are people so against not having children? I need some benefits to having a child in 2020. Someone list them please.
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    • Honestly, having kids and loving them more than the whole world to me. It's about what makes you happy. Some people are happiest as parents, others are happy with a favorite car. Whatever floats your boat doesn't matter, just be sure not to sink.
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    • A material object can never compare to the joy of having a child. That being said no one should have to suffer in public because someone else's child is having a tantrum. Don't bring your child to the movies or anywhere else until they learn to control themselves.
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    • yeah but.. I want the invaluably fulfilling experience of raising a child. Does nobody else want that?
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    • I had kids young and if you don’t want to have them I don’t blame you for one minute because this world is horrible. But I can tell you there is no greater feeling than hearing “daddy’s home!” after a hard day at work and getting to go be a kid and co conspire against their mom 😂
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    • MGTOW: Men Groping Their Own Weiner
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    • And then the redditor commits suicide, not understanding why they’re so depressed
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    • Lmao ppl having kids to preserve their "legacy" yeah working at some meaningless job for 50 years is such a great legacy
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    • Post makes a point. If you bring your baby to a movie theater it’s kinda rude. people paid to watch the movie not listen to your kid scream in the theater. It’s not like the baby can enjoy the film anyway so why bring it?
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    • Can’t wait to see all the memes in 50 years of people on their deathbed with no family to love them.
      GFYM 7 aug
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    • noonblm 5 aug
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    • It’s funny that “don’t have kids” triggers more ppl on iFunny than just about anything else
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    • Children shouldn’t be the end goal for everyone so stop saying that. Some people have other dreams and admirations and sometimes kids aren’t in the picture and that’s okay. If you want a kid. Cool. If you don’t want a kid. Cool. You do you.
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    • Fuck people who think it's ok to have crying children ANYWHERE!! FUCK YOU ALL! You are horrible people!!!
      sarah285 5 aug
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    • I like not having kids
      tmann615 6 aug
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    • Fuck them kids
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    • Ok is it a coincidence if I see a shadow person 3 times in the last 5 minutes or am I about to die
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    • Weak minded bitches that think a car beats being a parent don't deserve to keep their bloodline alive
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    • Or have both? Broke ass
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    • Here we go
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    • Ill take my kid to the movies if i wanna and if you got a problem then pull up instead of complaining on the internet acting like everyone is just gonna stop.
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    • No amount of material goods can fill that void in your heart.
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    • Yea man I’m I cancelled my family line for a piece of metal that will mean nothing In 20 years
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    • I drive better shit than a corvette, got a spouse, and a handful of pets, I’m super happy with my life. Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that it’s your “gEnEtIc ReSpOnSiBiLiTy” to procreate.
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    • What a sick commentary on our society
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    • Everyone pro family shut the fuck up, these people don't need to breed. Their blood line is better off eradicated anyway. so just pretend to agree and tell them to keep chasing after that dream car.
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    • Yeah but then you end a 200k year long family tree
      Skeek 5 aug
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    • I don’t want to pull out. My wife doesn’t want me to pull out. Sorry you are unloved
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    • My life goal is now to only take babies to theaters until I have found this person
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    • that's a c6 corvette averaging around $35,000. Not an expensive car
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    • Corvettes are hardly diificult to afford.
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    • The new new corvette is really weird. It’s not really like a Corvette. It’s more like a muscle car/super car.
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    • And all you could afford is a corvette...
      ericeld 5 aug
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    • Your first mistake was a $30 movie.
      Jackeal 5 aug
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    • More like $80 for two people, drinks and popcorn BEFORE CANDY if you get any
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    • I feel like many people who don’t get the chance to have kids, just say they dint want kids so it doesn’t hurt. Kids are an absolutely blessing.
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    • Why not share your love of vehicles with a kid?
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    • Problem is I've never been in a relationship and never banged anyone so I'm find with saving lots of money for bills and a nice car and a home in Greece. None of it will go towards any children or a wife. I do want to get married in 2-3 years though but I doubt it'll ever happen
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    • When the ancestors find out their bloodline is over:
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    • Does anyone else see a weird face?
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    • I have both. They aren’t that expensive. And neither are Vettes.
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    • Cope
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    • You wait until you’re financially well to have kids. If you’re doing well and you have kids then they’re not a problem
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    • Same people that will live in nursing home Alone and die with no one at their funeral
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    • "Corvettes > kids" you're a retard and gonna be miserable
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    • If you raise your kids with the proper amount of love, discipline, and solving problems together then you won't have annoying kids.
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    • Man I don't give a shit if you don't like children. Don't have them and stop whining about it. Believe it or not noone thinks you're a better person for not wanting kids.
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    • Really watched Taken 3 while a 4 year old yelling as he was taking peoples popcorn. People complained, but the mom was completely oblivious to the whole situation.
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    • What do people without children do when they get old? Genuine question. And dont tell me "hurr durr enjoy themselves"
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    • Imagine paying 30$ to see an overhyped movie ruined by liberalism and feminists
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    • Brainwashed into thinking family is the only fulfilling way of life
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    • Cars in general>kids
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    • A child to carry on your legacy vs a toy.....
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    • Corvettes are grandpa cars
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    • Although they make the face of someone who DIDNT pull out
      GG_BJQ 5 aug
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    • Yeah but once you’re 65 you’ll feel as through your life amounted to nothing
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    • Corvettes are the Diet Coke of sports cars
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    • Well married people don’t go to movies to year you fap fap in the back row PeeWee
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    • My uncle (married in) had like 3 to 4 kids & just gave his Porsche up for a range rover that lowers for him, some outdoor special version, building a house in costa rica now off a ledge, kids aren’t why you’re a failure. You’re why you’re a failure.
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    • You can bring kids to the theaters when they turn 13. Before then we all know damn well that they ain’t gonna sit through shit.
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    • I love my kids. Because of my bitch of an ex I'm having to spend a fortune to see them. It's worth EVERY FUCKING DIME.
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    • Why are Redditors so lazy and hedonistic?
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    • Isn't someone materialistic
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    • Why do people hate kids so much *looks at almost all modern media which demonizes family values* oh yeah
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    • I like kids but this dude is right in one thing: don't take babies to movie theaters. What's the point?
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    • Why not both?
      slej 5 aug
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    • While I believe having a family would be wonderful, in today's Earth I'm not sure I want to force someone through that without them having a choice
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    • I'd much rather keep my boys.
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    • Man, everyone goes on the offensive when something like this gets featured. I personally don't want kids because 1) i can't guarantee i can support them financially, 2) i can't guarantee ill actually be a half decent parent, and 3) children are unruly and it bothers me to a great extent.
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    • "My life has zero real meaning!"
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    • weak pullout game? what if you just wanted to have a fucking child you fucking shit motherfucker
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    • There aren't good reasons to have kids. Most that people can give me is the super subjective "you'll regret not doing it", or that my parents will be upset with me. I, knowing myself better than anyone else ever will, do not believe I'll regret it, but if I do, adoption, yay, problem solved
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    • Putting this on my first modded car
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    • Bruh Corvette's have super bad resale Value
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    • Corvettes suck dick, they're overrated
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    • Damn and that’s all you could afford?? My car even costs more than that, corvettes aren’t that much. Used they’ll run 10k to 35k, which is about the same price range as any other car on the market
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    • Ugly ass car. I’d rather have a kid
      PoniBoi 5 aug
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    • It’s weird because people are happy to have no children in their 20-30s but then when they reach middle age they realized they fucked up
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