• 'Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed
to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops
instead of saving the environment and helping
actual bees let's spend billions on robots that
do what bees would do for free
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    • Its literally called plan b. Like, this isn't ideal or the first option but a good backup. People are stupid.
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    • Convincing all farmers to stop using pesticides is a hell of a lot harder than building robots
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    • No one WANTS to spend the money replacing bees. That’s why they named it Plan “B”ee
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    • its literally called plan b its clearly not their first choice
      ryhs 24 jul
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    • I'm pretty sure there was a black mirror episode like this, and it didn't end well
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    • We are kiIIing them
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    • Another way for them to spy. Neat.
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    • Robot bees don’t/can’t sting you...
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    • Theres an episode of black mirror for that
      robro 24 jul
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    • Government in a nutshell
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    • You know bees are a evasive species in America and there are plenty other bugs and things that pollinate more than bees
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    • Anyone seen the black mirror episode on this?
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    • we’re fucking up nature
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    • I like bees tbh. Especially the big clumsy ones. Just watching them is funny af
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    • SAVE THE BEES
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    • Bees aren't that big of a deal actually, they aren't even the only pollinators.
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    • well even with all our efforts toward saving bees, we may not be able to secure stability as a result we have to invest in making a replacement
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    • Hey I’ve seen this Black Mirror Episode before!
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    • NOOOOOOO!!!!!! WE HAVE TO SAVE THE HECKIN BEEERINOS!!!!!!
      snorty 25 jul
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    • Hahaha robotic bee drone blades go brrrr on the flower stems
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    • the whole reason this exists is because we don't fucking KNOW what's quite causing colony collapse disorder. we have a few good candidates, like pesticide and parasites, but nothing SOLID yet. besides, it's plan 'B' because it's a backup, stoopid.
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    • No one knows why the bees are dying out, dipshit
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    • I could go without bees, they’re an invasive species that has the advantage of domestication. And since literally every other insect(and even some birds and rodents) pollinate plants, i think we would be fine. Would be a shame about the honey though.
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    • Honey bees are an invasive species
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    • Do the robots sting you?
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    • Aren’t bees an invasive species?
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    • So y’all never seen Black Mirror huh?
      QK34 26 jul
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    • I’m sorry, IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW THIS IS LITERALLY AN EPISODE OF BLACK MIRROR!?
      IisM3 26 jul
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    • Or, when the bees die out despite our best efforts, we could have done nothing, dumbass.
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    • Better than real bees. These don’t sting
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    • We could literally have millions of jobs from this tho. And plus its a just incase thing.
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    • Its just in case some dumb bitch wants to help a bee sue humanity
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    • Lmao bruh we found a way to capitalize pollination. No more communist comrade bees. FUCK YEAHHHHH
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    • When China started self pollinating because of the decrease in bees they saw a 30% increase in fruit harvest. Bees aren’t trying to pollinate the flowers. They’re just trying to get pollen to make honey and sometimes it gets stuck in their hair and transferred to other plants. It’s not their goal
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    • hehe plan bee
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    • It also removes a fertilized egg from your uterus the day after being a cream pie.
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    • This definitely is NOT a spy drone dude trust me
      Therryy 26 jul
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    • Please dont let bumble butts die they're too fulffy and cute :(
      godlypoop 26 jul
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    • well if we cant save them, we need to have a “plan bee” hence the name
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    • C’mon guys I know techno elites are pure evil and want you to eat bugs, but like it’s called plan B for a reason soooo 💅🏿💅🏿
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    • If we just fund beekeepers more the issue would decrease
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    • I have bees in my garden
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    • I'm not speaking from a professional standpoint in the slightest, I haven't read any articles about this, but I'm fairly certain that this would be, as the name states, a plan b if bees we're to not recover to previous states of population, while there are conservation efforts going on for bees,
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    • Just make prison inmates do it. Give them little wings to wear and everything. They can use little brushes for the plants. They should also lose their talking privileges and only be allowed to buzz
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    • Well it won’t sting me sooooo
      Triv 28 jul
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    • I knew this was gonna happen to factory workers but bees? I’ll be damned the future is robots
      De_gato 28 jul
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    • Theres a black miror episode on why not to do this
      elmoe 28 jul
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    • And ultimately make the environment that much worse when it fails or something goes wrong.
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    • Let's face it. Pollination is on the decline and if we can do ANYTHING about it, then fuck it make robot bees.
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    • I for one would much rather have the robots
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    • Life finds away mother fuckers we don’t need the environment when we can simulate our own check mate Mother Nature you’ve evolved us and just as a method to k1ll yourself
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    • “FINALLY robotic beings rule the world! I said the humans are dead!”
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    • Remember when everyone was freaking about the honeybees going extinct? Yeah turns out the media lied about that too. While it's true that there are currently 8 species of bee on the endangered list, there's still over 20,000 species that are fine. (1/2)
      ajwkemn 26 jul
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    • BLACK MIRROR ANYONE. Jesus fucking christ they're going to mic those things up and we will no longer have privacy.
      mcnack 26 jul
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    • Na man free the Bee
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    • So you agree the climate is changing.... And we are causing it... And we can stop it. Almost like, CLIMATE CHANGE
      hi545 26 jul
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    • Welcome to humanity.
      RetnuH 26 jul
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    • it's plan #600 in preparation for when the bees inevitably die out
      Kasagure 26 jul
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    • Not billions. "Bee"llions
      sarlock 26 jul
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    • Good idea Jakub, but they had the idea first.
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    • Aside from the fact that it’s called plan B indicating that this isn’t what we wanted, there was a study showing that human pollination(aka what this thing is)is actually about 30% more effective and ecosystems where it’s been implemented in are thriving even in the absence of near absence of bees
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    • I mean no matter how much we spend on anything, there's no way to ensure any species won't go extinct for I've reason or another
      Zakybear 26 jul
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    • Or you know instead of making a robot. Maybe just artificially do the same things? Lol
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    • Bees are adorable creatures 🐝
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    • This is just the black mirror episode hated in the nation
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    • Can’t tax bees
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    • Let’s be honest, planning to use robots after the eventual extinction of bees seems much smarter and more practical than thinking that we’re going to be able to save the species.
      NinjaBug 25 jul
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    • We all going to forget about the Bee movie ripoff, plan bee. Its free on youtube if anyone wants to watch it
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    • Robots to replace bees are impossible and not realistic. At least 100-200 years of technological advancements to even make it possible, technically and financially.
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    • No thanks. I saw that episode of Black Mirror. I’ll pass on the robot bees.
      _Godless 25 jul
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    • Not billions bruh
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    • How about we nix the bees and bring back the non-invasive butterflies
      Achor 25 jul
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    • Why not just make more real bees?
      Cajun 25 jul
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    • Well I'm terrified of flying insects so please do
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    • God I hate liberals
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    • CaPiTAliSm
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    • Because someones going to make money off the government contracts this brings
      fluff890 25 jul
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    • Plan bee is a fucking horrible movie
      bestflex 25 jul
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    • Let’s see how many retards talk about black mirror
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    • Bees have been around for over 6 million years. Homo sapiens have been around for 200,000 years. Like it or not they are more crucial to the ecosystem than we are.
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    • Plan B is what you use when your pull out game didnt work
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    • Except that “saving the environment” that does NOT need saving, has already cost us hundreds of billions and counting for that scam of climate change.
      ElMijo70 26 jul
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    • Maybe if people stopped idolizing big corporations and Trump and instead tore back down the factories and helped those people find better job, we could lower the footprint.
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    • Fuck the bees, there’s other insects that pollinate like ants and beetles
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    • Bees are terrible people! If we didnt need them we could bug bomb the entire planet. No bees no mosquitoes and no spiders just birds eating nuts and berrys and fish eating plankton (fr the world would be fine without them)
      Jzin 28 jul
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    • Well it's either people need to stop using cellphone or use these robots and we both know which one is NOT happening
      Starfy_R 28 jul
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    • Fuck the bees if they cant adapt we will.
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    • Because yes, more tax money
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    • Ive seen black mirror and this seems like a bad idea
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    • Black mirror episode. This is a bad idea
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    • There is literally an episode of black mirror showing why this is a bad idea
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    • CNN is literally a living meme
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    • What a retard
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    • Will they sting a mfer if they get swatted?
      GromitMug 28 jul
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    • Wasn't there an entire episode on black mirror about how this is an awful idea?
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    • Black Mirror
      wjames33 28 jul
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    • me, an intellectual who saw that episode of black mirror: hey I know this one
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    • It’s real dystopian hours my dudes
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