• 'ª pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible:
Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive
by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Amy,,
cooking me 10th paragraph of page titled rustic pulled pork
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    • Just tell me how to make the fucking food I don’t care about your life story
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    • Can't tell if there is no top comment or the dude just keeps deleting them
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    • I had a package tracker on, and I saw the mailman on the map stop at the neighbors house, and then drive by mine, and the tracker kept going as I watched him drive miles and miles away
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    • Now I don’t go on Snapchat a lot, but when I do there are sometimes these links leading to articles titled like “THIS MAN FOUND AN ABANDONED FRIDGE, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HE FOUND INSIDE!!” and when I go to read what happened, there are like 30 pages of backstory of the person
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    • Lol I was reading a book recently that was talking about how introductions to recipes is a new postmodern thing and how personal experience is appreciated and I was like lol I don't know a single person who doesn't impatiently skip over those
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    • The worse ones are the recipes that actually have a lot of technical parts. So the procedure and ingredients are at the end of the novella, but the pictures that show you what things should look like, that you actually need to use for once, are scattered in between Karen's shit paragraphs.
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    • Good tumblr, you weren’t retarded in this feature
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    • Gib pakige
      h_m_m_m 19 may
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    • "My great granny was an Irish prostitute who was well known for killing two horses with her thighs. In a grand fight, one of the horses bit at her nipples which resulted in her always wearing bedazzled nipple pastels. She kept them in the attic which is where I found this lemon pepper chicken recipe
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    • What?
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    • Sharon i dont give a damn about ashleigh-anne's bake sale fundraiser, just tell me how to make the fucking cookies
      Locotrbl 18 may
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    • yesterday i had a package i was waiting on, said it would be delivered by 8pm. went out there at 9am and it was already there
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    • *insert Gordon Ramsey “Soseg” meme*
      James_C 19 may
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    • Same thing with news articles when journalists have a long ass introduction, like please just tell me what happened and then comment about it if u want
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    • Did I have a stroke or is this too hard to understand?
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    • Why do those both make me laugh so hard?
      Micycle a month
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    • Did anyone else read resippy as re-sippy before realizing it was supposed to be recipe?
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    • I have a pakidge coming. Converse shoes. The first pair came and they sent the wrong size. I am excitement.
      AlyssaMH 21 may
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    • because it’s the same joke?
      nigbobb 19 may
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    • Same joke* not same "energy"
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    • 6 months old? This guy John Henry or sum shit?
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    • These read like cheese from fosters home for imaginary friends
      Faceless 19 may
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    • The dudes name is an avatar the last airbender reference!!
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    • “Package” and “recipe.”
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      rosten 18 may
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    • Oh shit, waddup fellow nugget
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    • Me waiting for my 10 gallon tub of lube
      Overtime 18 may
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    • Getting pretty sick of seeing tumblr on here
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    • Amazon Prime is really upping their game. I ordered a 1/8 inch hex key on Friday at like 9 pm and I got it at 10 am today on a Sunday.
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    • Sorry this post is private I can’t see it
      Endermick 19 may
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    • I got the message my package was 2 days put and it showed up 12 minutes later
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    • Scott, are you waiting for the he package you just ordered?
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    • Fuck your life story, tell me how to make this soufflé
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    • Cease the sob story, make me cook
      HummerH3 18 may
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    • No what piss me of is my information on Amazon has been the same for years and now they can't find my house for some reason.
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    • Your order has been shipped, your order has been shipped, your order has been sh- its here motherfucka wasnt it nice to be able to see your package in transit
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    • I dont know why, but this made be giggle uncontrollably
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    • I hate those life story paragraphs when I’m looking for recipes
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    • No one cares about how your mom and grandma grew up oppressed and in an awful, abusive household, show me how to make my damn pork sandwiches
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    • Me: Does [movie] have a post credit scene? Every site: here is the entire plot, spoilers, predictions, what the director was thinking...also no post credit scene.
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    • I miss my ex can I get an F in the chat please
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    • My friend: how are you today? Me, preparing to tell my life story: iz gud
      Forty 18 may
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      TipTop 18 may
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    • I was looking for a brownie recipe and about three quarters of the page was this woman talking abt a guy she thought was a stalker/kidnapper type at her daughter’s dance class. Get to the actual recipe nobody cares
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    • I always stare outside waiting for my packige
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    • Why does every tumblr username have their sexuality in it?
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    • Yea that energy is called "impatience"
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    • LOOTCRATE CAN SUCK MY ASS, a MonTh late in delivery
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    • It's the same joke. That's why it has the same "energy", it's not a mystery.
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    • 👈 Y'all enjoy my ex's newds i just posted.... 😳😳
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    • That wasn't funny
      L3tters 18 may
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    • Two completely different issues
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    • All I got to do is say inigga
      GodCist 18 may
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    • lol
      terwfgic 22 may
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    • Inigga
      SenaBaby 20 may
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    • That's ok, my USPS daily updates are a whole day off. Technology is only as advanced as it's user I spose...
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    • faest Same energy
      Patchi 19 may
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    • I’m coming back to read my own comments later
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    • What’s the coolest dish y’all can make on your own
      Auride 19 may
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    • I don't have time to sift through your grandparent's biography and I don't give two flying fucks about your goddamn family tree, just give me the recipe
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    • Gibe me tup coment plz
      Z00om 19 may
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    • this is making me laugh way too much
      Phrabow 18 may
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