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    • According to Kingdom Hearts, when Pinnocchio thought he was dying, he said "I'm not gonna make it" then his nose grew, and he realized he was gonna live. So....maybe he is omniscient.
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    • Alright, tumblr gets a couple points for using Redditor as an insult
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    • Bro ifunny is so dead :(
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    • There was a funny robot chicken parody of pinocchio and he was stranded in the middle of nowhere and to stay warm he kept lying and cutting off his nose to throw onto the fire to keep warm
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    • He isn't omniscient. The nose is
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    • Lying is when you know the truth but intentionally state something else. Not knowing at all wouldn't make Pinocchio's nose grow
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    • Or you could just ask that bitch that made him. If she can turn some wood into a magical-nose-growin creature, she’s gotta have some answers.
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    • Yes there is a difference between lying and not telling the truth
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    • It's funny that a Tumblr retard used reddit as an insult but people on Tumblr are just as if not more retarded than people on reddit
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    • Id make that nigga tell lies till his nose has grown like 23 ft long then id make him fuck his dad w/ it
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    • Pinocchio saying his nose would grow would create a paradox that would open a temporal anomaly that would cause all of reality to implode
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    • This has been featured before. I know nobody cares, I just wanted to let everyone know f they didn’t before
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    • So if Pinocchio says his nose will grow, will it grow or not?
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    • VEXBANE 6 jun
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    • Don't let this distract you from the poster's coloured name. Let's all point and laugh!
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    • Let’s get paradoxical. “Hey Pinocchio, are you omniscient” “Gee good question, let me check. Ahem - I am omniscient.” *nose grows*
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    • What if Pinocchio says “My nose will now grow”
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    • Even the tumblrs hate reddit
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    • Being wrong isn’t the same as lying
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    • Ignorance isn't synonymous with lying. He could say lots of untrue things but if he is unsure of the validity of the statement, his nose will be unaffected
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    • Please tell me, I'm not the only dumbass that thought it was talking about pistachios
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    • What would happen if he said my nose will grow
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    • Imall469 6 jun
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    • But what if he said "My nose will now grow"
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    • Not gonna lie, that guy has a right to be that upset about that stupid ass statement
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    • I’m so happy everyone hates Reddit
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    • What would happen if he said "my nose will grow now"? If it did he wouldn't be lying so it shouldn't have, if it didn't he would be lying so it should.
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    • I'm such a fucking nerd. I thought that said Piccalo
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    • “I respect your opinion...” *nose grows*
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    • Reddit>tumblr
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    • KoolKop 6 jun
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    • Basically this comes down to “is it a lie if you don’t know the truth?”
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    • That’s how flat earthers found out the earth was in fact, flat
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    • Does Tumblr hate Reddit as much as Reddit hates Tumblr?
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    • Tumblr? Speaking ill of something? Haha.
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    • Id prefer a redditor over a tumblr tard
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    • “Things are heating up in the (insert defiled franchise here) fandom”
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    • His nose would grow if he lied. It wouldn’t if he didn’t know the answer
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    • See it’s the same with Ella Enchanted. If someone told her to fly she would have no choice and would have to fly
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    • What if he said my nose will now grow
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    • Omar1981 6 jun
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    • I wanna sit on Pinocchio face and make him tell a lie
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    • Pinnochio today me as a child
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    • Can I get TC cause I’m not cool or famous but I don’t have a colored name
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    • "My nose will grow now."
      OeYe 6 jun
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    • If he truly believed that the world was flat and said it was round he would be lying and his nose would grow.
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    • it would grow if he said both answers, it doesnt react to lies, only dishonesty, if hes not honest (doesnt know domething but still answers) his nose grows
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    • Here's the thing, if pinocchio were to say, "my nose is going to grow" will it, or will it not???
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    • I’m wearing lady underwear
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    • But the big bang did happen. Right? I thought that was just a fact. Nothing and then poof.
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    • No it only grows when he tells a lie. An objective lie. That's why it'll grow if he tries to give knowledge on an event he's unsure or ignorant about.
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    • But what if he said “I’m gonna lie” intending not to would his nose grow or not
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    • My brother accidentally printed pinnocchio porn for his school project I’m not joking
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    • He’s right tho. Redditors ruin everything
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    • Another example of the word theory being confused
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    • Jews have long noses because they never tell the truth
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    • The first s in Bob Ross stands for sexy painting. The second s in Bob ross stands for SQUARE THE FUCK UP BITCH
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    • It's not about falsehoods. It's about lies. You can't lie about things you're ignorant about. Unless you lie about that ignorance
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    • Go watch Pinocchio on studio c. It answers all questions
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    • Pinocchio are you omniscient? "no" *nose grows* "fuck +hey're on to me"
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    • Do people really care that much about pistachio?
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    • Fuckin blue name
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    • Well obviously they’re heating up when you claim a wooden puppet is omniscient in a children’s story
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    • Amesdan 6 jun
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    • He’s not omniscient, but his nose is
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    • What if pinnocchio says, " my nose will now grow"
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    • HybridD 6 jun
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    • He might not be but Jim Carrey in Liar liar could do that
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    • What happens when pinocchio lies and thinks he is lying, but really it's the truth and he didnt know?
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    • Funny enough that would explain the Pinocchio paradox
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    • Can someone drop me the reaction image of spongebob looking dissapointed and/or the mr krabs one? It's the ones people use when something isnt funny
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    • ENOUGH W THE TUMBLR FEATUREs!
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    • the big bang happened, if you're religious and deny it you're ignorant
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    • "Things heating up in the Pinocchio fandom" is just so fucking hilarious for some reason.
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    • “I don’t like sucking gipetto’s dick” *nose grows 10 feet
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    • As a kid I use to think that was how lie detectors worked, and was confused as to why people didn’t just use them to solve cases, and find other answers
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    • But like. Not true at all? Pinocchio’s nose grows regardless of intent, I’m fairly positive this is true in the original publishing
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    • Imagine the first time he tells a girl he loves her 😂😂😂😂😂
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    • But to be genuinely dishonest, one would have to have a preconceived idea of the thing they're lying about. That said, that idea could be false just like anything else.
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    • Big bang isn't real, you still 5th graders, and hasn't been for a while.
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    • They can't even stand each other
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    • Did loser do the right thing? Pinocchio: No. *Nose extends*
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    • Am I the only one who hates it whenever they reply with "looks like it's heating up in the *relevent to post* Fandom." it's fucking autistic.
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    • My question is if his nose would still grow if he believed it to be the truth even though he was wrong.
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    • So do we call Tumblr users Tumblrs?
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    • Heated up Pinocchio fandom is how I got a splinter in my vagina.
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    • Sit on his face and have him lie to you
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