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"Can I touch your butt" in Elvish
This is so useful
No. this is not "Can I touch your butt" in Elvish. This is
"Can I touch your butt?" in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds. not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original
English, which is incorrect:
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme
(sound):
y-o-r
if you actually wanted to write "Can I touch your butt?" in
Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, "Would you give me permission to touch your rear?"
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this
ph... oo & se
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn. the low fandom doesnt fuck around wow
not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST
That was probably Steven Colbert
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    • It aint that weird that people know Tolkien's elvish variants well. The dude went like, all in making them. Complete dialects with seperate rules. Pretty impressive honestly
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    • 1) Fucking NERD. 2) Stephen Colbert is a cunt. And no i dont support any political party. Hes just a cunt.
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    • imagine learning a fictional fantasy language
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    • I aspire to reach the level of worldbuilding Tolkien had
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    • Old fandoms are usually better than new ones.. (there are exceptions.)
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    • The Lord of the Rings was first published July 29, 1954....and yeah, you can touch my butt, politely or not.
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    • Old fandoms are better, because they've stood the test of time.
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    • All language is sounds tho
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    • Tolkien said “fuck it” to watsonian and doylist perspectives and decided that the entirety of Lotr was translated by him
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    • Its a constructed language. A language created artificially rather than through natural use. Other well known examples are klingon(startrek), aurebesh(starwars), dovahzul(skyrim), and na'vi(avatar) all of which have both a phonetic and written form and can be learned. for dovahzul go to thuum(.)org
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    • Stephen Colbert can deepthroat a cactus covered in feces for all I care. I'd love to see his plane crash.
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    • I did a report on Tolkein. He was frickin amazing. Not only did he create the languages for LOTR, he actually knew like over 30 languages
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    • And this is why Tolkien is the single most godlike fantasy writer that has ever lived. He created a whole new universe with 3000 years of history with gods, Elves, Men, Dwarves, a massive world, new languages and literal countless amounts of characters. We are all standing on Mount Tolkien.
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    • When your sodium levels are too high in your fifties or so your doctor prescribes medication and dieting. Thusly old fandoms have less salt in their blood.
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