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    • And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
      Gligarman 23 jul
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    • It's worth it kids. I've worked hard my entire adult life. My 21 year old son just bought a house today, with his own money. Gonna miss him but damn I'm proud
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    • shahnoor 24 jul
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    • First off Christmas is on a Wednesday 10 years from now so maybe check up your facts before you come up with bull shit
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    • That's the dream, boys.
      Nellifier 23 jul
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    • Byrdy 23 jul
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    • She’s fucking Ted, your nextdoor neighbor.
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    • You’re lying, I won’t even get close to that
      Aclt03 23 jul
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    • Fuck I wish this is how it worked.
      JPyaya 23 jul
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    • 10 years from now Christmas will be on a Wednesday idiot
      PuppyPage 24 jul
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    • Then you wake up.
      Maddheat 24 jul
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    • To have kids I'd need to be married. To be married someone would have to love. For someone to love me they'd have to find me attractive. Already half of this is unattainable
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    • fake, snow won't exist in 10 years
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    • Don’t do that, don’t give me hope
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    • Don't do that. Don't give me hope... Actually please keep it up I have little hope that this is possible, but this gives me more than I already had
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    • Don't have to dream if you work hard to make it a reality
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    • Damn, I actually feel a little optimistic
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    • 10 years from now it will be July 24th
      ikadx 24 jul
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    • December 25th 2030 is on a Wednesday, so that's not going to happen. Sorry folks
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    • Yod4 24 jul
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    • Working on it yall. No girl yet but im working on myself and trying to become a good man on my own. I hope the rest will fall into place
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    • Hahaha snow? In ten years? Dream on.
      YourGuyCy 23 jul
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    • And then they find your ifunny
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    • Never finding love in my greatest fear
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    • It's funny that you assume my suicidal ass is going to make it that long
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    • Christmas 2030 is a Wednesday, meaning tomorrow is Thursday.
      Guybamboo 24 jul
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    • Its cake
      tbuns 24 jul
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    • Gave me chills, I love all of u guys 😊
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    • It's more possible than y'all think, if you don't stop putting in the hard work
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    • Personally for me this sounds like pure bliss. Also would be even better if nfl was on and my team was going to the playoffs. Also in this fantasy my Christmas lights are the best in the neighborhood
      MrHucer 24 jul
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    • And then you see him. Shia LeBouf....
      XackD 25 jul
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    • Shednov 25 jul
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    • Then you wake up and realize life is never gonna let you get there
      JamesHurt 25 jul
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    • That wont happen within 10 years because girls my age are fucking annoying and aren't even worth the trouble. My best scenario is I'll finally get a girlfriend in my 30s when they all finally grow the fuck up
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    • I love when people who grew up in a time when wages and living costs were in balance tell me how they pulled themselves up by the bootstraps
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    • Uh... December 25th, 2030 falls on a Wednesday, not a Friday. So it can't be Christmas with tomorrow Saturday. Get your facts straight, geez.
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    • You can’t be up when Santa comes to your house tho😐
      keaghan19 25 jul
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    • Bold of you to assume we’re making it past the year 2028
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    • More like: you and your girlfriend just got an apartment in the slums of Atlanta. You and your GF are refugees from Miami, leaving your house because of the recent flooding. You had to pass through 5 New Confederacy checkpoints, set up to check for Greater Carolina agents. The US government collap-
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    • Sounds like someone was born with money
      Heron 24 jul
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    • Marriage rates are going to fall to zero in ten years because women want a 10/10 man that they will cheat on and the courts want to ruin a man's life because his wife cried in divorce court.
      FatFrog 23 jul
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    • 10 years from now society would have collapsed and broken down into multiple smaller factions all vying for territory
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    • Imagine having balls big enough to even remotely believe something so fabricated would happen to you.
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    • Its true. I'm 28 and basically in this place now. Hang in there, guys.
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    • No happen
      OGJon 23 jul
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    • Nope that dream is long crushed
      GR8B8M8s 25 jul
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    • I feel this now, I don’t have kids and I’m still in college but a few years ago I was one of 5 roommates in a 3 bedroom apartment. Now I have my own 2 bedroom place, got my own furniture and even got a grill. Little by little it all pays off eventually
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    • But then a no knock raid is performed on you house because of false information. You run to your room and get your guns to give to your wife and yourself. You begin to sh00t back at the supposed “robbers” because that’s what any armed American would do. You are then met with greater firepower and
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    • Picture this: you’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him. Shia LaBeouf. He’s following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf.
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    • This is all I want, a beautiful house in the woods, modern architecture, an amazing wife. Maybe kids, snow just slowly falling down. It’s quiet. Snow dampens the noise. That’s life boys. The the dream. I finally have a dream and that’s my goal.
      Pierron 24 jul
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    • My goal is to buy a house in the next 2 years, I'm 24, I'd like to have kids before 30. Got some planning to do but I think I could pull it off
      Grada 23 jul
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    • What if you are 2 years old reading this, someone going to jail
      Gryonutz 25 jul
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    • Picture this: It's 10 years from now. You're divorced. You're living in a one bedroom dump on the lower East side while your ex-wife fucks the poolboy in the house you're still paying for. Your kids don't want to spend time with you because you're poor and your place sucks.
      Gorgasm 24 jul
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    • That’s not going to happen, or if it does it will be very short lived. I’m going to assume that I am going to be diagnosed with a fatal condition or disease and die before my children become adults if they exist
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    • Got hit by a car today, this is nice
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    • And then the damn alarm clock goes off and you wake up
      GraceDNA 24 jul
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    • This made me tear up. I never thought I'd be alive past 16 and now I'm 19. Ik it's not much of time passed since then but I'm proud of myself.
      tinybean 24 jul
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    • Bold of you to think there will be a ten years from now
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    • Please don’t make me want this I’m not ready to want this
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    • Like that's ever gonna happen.
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    • Picture this: it’s 10 yrs from now. You’re dead.
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    • Thats way nicer than the one i originally had in mind: i come home to an empty house full of dust because i havent been home in a while. I turn on a dim light and set some tea to brew on the stove. I go to my room to change my clothed. As i look in the mirror at my battered & bruised body and wonder
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    • Picture this: Its 10 years from now, the overbearing weight of your failures and dissociation from positivity consistently diminishes your regard towards the safe space you've been struggling to build for yourself. 1/2
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    • Boys. Christmas this year is on a Friday. In the post, tomorrow is a Saturday. CHRISTMAS IN 2020 IS ON A FRIDAY. THAT'S THIS YEAR. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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    • Not gonna lie my eyes started to water after a few sec of reading this
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    • What type of fucking joke is this?
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    • Stop making me cry nigga
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    • In 10 years I'll be married for exactly 20 years. Can I get a like
      Fakts 23 jul
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    • Then I woke up
      Trwump 23 jul
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    • Jokes on you I don’t plan on making it that long .
      Mira_R6S 23 jul
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    • Me being 5yrs old: wow
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    • 10 years? I'll be lucky to see myself in 10 years...idk what the future holds. I just hope God has mercy on us.
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    • Just bought a house with my wife. We are working on kids. I legit seeing this in a few years and I look forward to it
      iNoonlol 23 jul
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    • Fake. In 10 years the US dollar will be gone and the world will be using one currency - probably crypto. The beast will in charge and everyone will be worshiping him and those who refuse for Christ sake will have to endure 7 years of tribulation. All thanks to corrupt people within our government
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    • That would make me happy. I graduated high school a year ago, haven’t gone to college and I’m not sure if I will, and I don’t have my shit figured out at all. No fricken idea how I’m gonna get the bread. 1/2
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    • I'm 27, married, own a home and have an amazing job. No kids yet, but soon. It takes some work but having purpose will make you happier. Nothing worth having comes easy
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    • I would be 26 I really hope this is true man my life has been completely fucked so far im just trying to make it out of the slums
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    • Big fart just now
      DUMPOZER 23 jul
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    • This ain't no meme
      ___L___ 23 jul
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    • Bruh if I had that at 24....damn
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    • ...and then u wake up.
      rayAplay 24 jul
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    • Sounds great except for the kids part
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    • I was expecting the last sentence to be “then you woke up” lmao
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    • I hope
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    • I hope
      TomEllis 23 jul
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    • That's a fantasy in this reality
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    • I'm already married with a 10 year old kid
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    • Old of you to assume that I will live 10 years
      FlyAxe1 24 jul
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    • That's exactly all there is to it. I've worked my job for 9 years now. My first job was Family Dollar but that was just to get some money after high school. I then started working for a construction company starting at 9 an hour. I now make 15 an hour, I handle the finances and run a crew, (CONTINUE
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    • I could feel it 🤩
      Bluff 24 jul
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    • I bless everyone I the comments with this future
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    • When does it ever fuckin snow on Christmas
      Furryl 24 jul
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    • I'm pretty sure that's the plot for "The Shining".
      Phantomm 23 jul
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    • My goal is to die by 24. 1 1/2 to go!
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    • I’m 9
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    • and then you wake up
      Bravo2 25 jul
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