PICTURE OF LOST CAT
Iffourel call (919) 557
ItsVector ItsVector
23 sep 2020
PICTURE OF LOST CAT Iffourel call (919) 557
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today."
Me 10 minutes later:
the
I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today." Me 10 minutes later: the I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Dutch: I have a plan we just need
money
Arthur:
flipper_fire flipper_fire
8 may
Dutch: I have a plan we just need money Arthur:
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?"
Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
banannanannaforreal banannanannaforreal
24 sep 2020
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?" Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
Sleepy kittens - Sleepy kittens
KingChroma KingChroma
23 sep 2020
Sleepy kittens - Sleepy kittens
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this
short obstacle course for me
1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid:
Lay
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
5 dec 2020
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this short obstacle course for me 1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid: Lay
Like father, like son
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
16 dec 2020
Like father, like son
I told her I lost my dog.
We've been looking for 2 hours now!
SS
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
10 oct 2020
I told her I lost my dog. We've been looking for 2 hours now! SS
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian:
Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay:
Don't you touch my dick!
Legend903 Legend903
25 sep 2020
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian: Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay: Don't you touch my dick!
The With
Cat The
Bat
Has
Had
Enough
or
That
None_Of_Ya_Business None_Of_Ya_Business
25 sep 2020
The With Cat The Bat Has Had Enough or That
feeding my dog
* * *My food
dog:
me eating my cheese burger and fries
Our food
TrashBot TrashBot
24 sep 2020
feeding my dog * * *My food dog: me eating my cheese burger and fries Our food
Interviewer: sell me this pen
Her:
Gezfunez_X Gezfunez_X
10 nov 2020
Interviewer: sell me this pen Her:
"Lunch tastes so good today"
"What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
"Lunch tastes so good today" "What do you mean? I can't taste anything"