• *Picking up bags at baggage claim*
Other passenger: wow Sir, you were able to find your bags quickly. You must have experience
My experience:
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    • Look u grab a bag and sort that shit out later
      buoy456 6 aug
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    • 5 minutes seems like a lot of time until this pile appears
      ROTC 6 aug
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    • My bags are bright pink and are covered in flowers. You're damn right I'm gonna find them easily
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    • EpicFail6868 finally blocked me so you must continue the work and spam this in his comments
      j717207 6 aug
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    • Almost three years in, mfs drilled finding shit, and keeping track of it into my head lmao.
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    • That’s day 0 mother fuckers
      Hawpuh 6 aug
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    • Fuck sea bags. All my homies, hate sea bags. Lemme tell you, carrying both of those plus whatever shit they decided to make you, not fun. Then you got to March halfway across base and back cuz fuck us right??
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    • I’ve carried too many Sea Bags and I’m only a year and a half in.
      Matt_Man 6 aug
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    • My favorite DS quote was when we had just got there and during the shark attack they did this with all of our bags and gave us like 1 minute to find ours. Obviously 1 min is not enough for a full company to find their bags but thats the point. After the third time doing it the DS said
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    • Some say a private is looking for his bag to this day.
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    • “So I guess we leave our footlocker unlocked. Bet. Footlockers on line!” Me: 😔 “not this shit again”
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    • Yeah it's really common to have a stranger compliment you pn how quickly you can recognize your own bag.
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    • There’s only one thief, everyone else is just trying to get their shit back
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    • I had baggage detail for my returning unit and that shit is just bags and bags and bags. But that’s not the bad part. Then bad part is when they say show up by 1500 and the trucks with the baggage don’t show until 1900 and we sat there baking in the sun. Even the LT in charge was like wtf why
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    • "Mine has the blue tape on the-... Oh, looks like I wasn't the only one with that brilliant fuckin idea."
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    • Ahhh, the bag pyramid. Good times
      Sotojay 6 aug
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    • We deadass had a guy climb in one of these one time locked it and than one of the dumbasses thought itd be funny to throw they key.
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    • I’m pissed. Going to basic next month. There’s no shark attack, no combatives, no family day, and no public graduation (it’s virtual). On top of that you have to wear a mask for the first 4 weeks during PT.
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    • Shark attacks were beautiful
      Karma336 6 aug
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    • OMG THIS WAS AWFUL,(ds speaking) "HURRY TF UP AND FIND YOUR BAGS I DONT HAVE TIIIIME FOR YOUR BULLCRAP" (senior ds speaking) "YoU haVe faIleD toMEet ThE sTaNdArd"
      bans 7 aug
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    • If only civilians knewwwww
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    • I know ifunny is filled with hardcore memers and incels, but I just found out my stepdad died. What happens now?
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    • Grab and go, figure out who's bag is who's later
      Mickley 6 aug
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    • You just grab one figure that back out when its lights out
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    • No one would say that
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    • Dear god, I forgot about shark attack! #FortBenning11B #RockForce
      YaBoiBo 6 aug
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    • God getting to actual basic and having all our shit thrown together and us scrambling like headless chickend carrying our bags 50 feet down the road to the cta to then figure out whose is whose ah
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    • Military moment
      Reshaped 6 aug
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    • Ahhhh the good ole basic training. Thanks for teaching me to find my shit and mop the fuck outta the latrine
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    • Imagine flexing finding your bag at an airport
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    • Fort Jackson
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    • Every then starts screaming names to find people’s bags
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    • I use to be in sea cadets and had to go to boot camp. Got there and they told us to load up our sea bags into a car so we did. Got there and they didn’t wanna spend the time to look for our own so they said grab a random one. Got inside and the chief started screaming at us because we didn’t 1/2
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    • I always put a bright ribbon of sorts on mine. Even if someone had a similar looking bag as me, mine has the ribbon.
      Voluntas 6 aug
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    • Real enlisted hours who tf up
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    • Ok you are NOT dreaming of my ugly ass ik it
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    • Ah yes I remember summer camp
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    • Why is my name green
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    • All I see is a bunch of swat officers torsos
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    • We didn't do this. But drill said we had one min to get off the bus. When we hit the rock pit found out the had tripping traps all over.
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    • Oh god I remember that shit
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    • You look like the girl I took to homecoming my freshman year if highschool
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    • Am I high or does that look like a pile of dudes bodies with no arms or legs
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    • Pick that bag up hug it!
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    • Why would another passenger give a fuck about that?
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    • at least they left them closed..
      boyhole 6 aug
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    • armycuck moment
      snorty 6 aug
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    • Good lord. That fucking pile....ECHO 2-13 Ft Jackson 2017
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    • Unrelated but anyone else horny rn?
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      Sharena 6 aug
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    • Military Meme=Automatic Dislike
      4Pep 6 aug
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    • “Who the fuck got the wrong cat eyes?!”
      jiujitz 12 aug
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    • Never once made it to baggage claim and had my bags already there. Biggest limitation on getting my shit, is waiting for it to come down the chute.
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    • Hell yeah, “You’ve got 30 seconds to find your bags and be upstairs trainee!” Just got out of basic at Fort Sill, now I’m at AIT at Fort Sill for a 13B
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    • Shark Attack
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    • Do they do this in all basic training for military
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    • Is this some sort of military joke im too civilian to understand
      Wezley 9 aug
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    • Who the fuck says that
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    • reminds me of that one scene in parent trap
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    • My crush said she likes me back bois wish me luck!
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    • You have 10 seconds
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    • Y I K E S. fuck fort leonard wood, thats all imma say
      Tonto__ 9 aug
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    • Is this a payday reference?
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    • This gives me PTSD
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    • ah yes the 3 min to grab it until you don’t make timelines then repeat putting back and taking out until late for next event
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    • Imagine flexing over being able to find a bag quickly
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    • It’s not about finding them quickly it’s about them being dumped onto the conveyor quickly.
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    • This reminded me of that episode of South Park with all the dudes piling up on each other 😂
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    • First SGT: Everybody grab a bag. We’ll sort them later.Then there’s always the one guy who gets yelled at for trying to find his in the pile.
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    • We ended up saying fuck it to actually finding our own stuff. We tried to trade back towards the end, but I still have someone else's pt shorts and sweatshirt lol
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    • What are those
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    • “Shark attack”
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    • Who the fuck calls a stranger sir at a baggage claim. Also unless you're retarded its not difficult to locate a bag.
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    • My is right there on the right
      Gonnacry 8 aug
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    • Fort Leonard Wood MO, 2016. they were a little more organized but same shit.
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    • Now every PFC in mos school wants to talk like they ever seen anything other than boot camp
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    • True tho 😂
      thejutan 8 aug
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    • Mine are outlined in orange and I have other heisters to help me carry them
      doopio 8 aug
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    • Gear adrift is gear a gift, hooah?
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    • I remember hearing “you got 90 seconds to find your bags” from the drill sgts. Then it was a week of getting smoked and going to the sand pits
      SNAFU4U 8 aug
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    • Hell yeah 80lb ruck March because the taliban are always ready
      zeJuden 8 aug
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    • Gosh that was the most miserable time of my life
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    • You just grab a bag hope that bitch isn’t full of boots or some shit and figure it the hell out later
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    • Why is this so specific
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    • Who fucking compliments random people on how fast they found their bag
      jolz 7 aug
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    • I remember that pain and i don’t want to XD
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    • They threw our bags in the mud . Well the hold overs did lol
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    • I literally mark my sea bag all over I will know it’s my sea bag
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    • Omg the memorys😭😂
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    • So fuckin true dude. Especially when doing a rotation. Shit just gets lost everywhere
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    • If they were Marines that would have been a tight ass pyramid
      mddca 7 aug
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    • Something nobody will say to you at an airport for 200, Alex
      Rums 7 aug
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