• Philip
@Macedonrules
This is the ideal military body.
You may not like it, but this is what pike performance looks like.
PM - 2 August 338 BC
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    • Kids these days can’t even form a perfect 256 man Macedonian phalanx. 300BC kids will remember defeating the armies of Phocis at the battle of Crocus Field. These new generations couldn’t hold a training xiphos, let alone a full 6 foot pike. Our phalangites are truly doomed should the Greek invade
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    • Stick it to the man
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    • Roman rectangle shield wall could challenge this
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    • Pike
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    • 5 guys with Ar-15s would mob them
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    • This is an illustration of Alexander The Great's Macedonian phalanx formation.
      Eearle98 5 sep
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    • I pike this post
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    • Easy counter from the roman legion
      Namatame 5 sep
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    • The Romans would disagree as they do it better
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    • Pikes are noob strat, easily countered by horse archers
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    • If i could still orgasm i would
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    • I like their cock helmets
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    • Fuck you lol
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    • I get the pun but those are spears not pikes.
      ntnloff 5 sep
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    • Every time I see a pop a titty in my dms post I wonder if they actually work
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    • tHe PhLaNx
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    • Triplex Axies goes brrrrrr
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    • Those are some bigass tooth picks
      Catnoon 5 sep
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    • I wish weapons of mass destruction didn’t exist. Like in order to noon someone, you have to train at a weapon for years and master the art. Is all you need to do is point and pull, or send airstrike
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    • The tercio would like a word
      ignus 5 sep
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    • namedby 5 sep
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    • Greek is better
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    • RWBYREX 5 sep
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    • My Calvary will decimate your phalanx you arrogant fool
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    • Idk man seems like a lot of stabby boys
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    • roman: *laughs in maniples*
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    • P I K E
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    • You call that peak performance? Look at those clowns with their piles out of formation on the right. Gods save us if these are the men defending us from the Grecian armies.
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    • Sentence seems a little fishy
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    • Pikes are badass fish
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    • Fucking phalanx
      2thomask 8 sep
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    • Gas the Pikes
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    • The romans rolled over the phalanx
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    • “pike”
      6Grim 7 sep
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    • Until you throw a grenade in there
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    • Pike performance? Or peak dumbass😂
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    • Lol it says August 2nd 338bc
      Bninja13 7 sep
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    • The phalanx is weak against Roman tactics
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    • Ba dum tss
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    • That’s WarGroove for yah.
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    • Laughs in m32 rotary Grenade launcher.
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    • Bring out the 50 caliber mini guns
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    • Ah yes a perfect 2,500 man phalanx formation
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    • Imagine how absolutely horrifying it would be to be on the receiving end of all those pikes
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    • Who would win between Alexander the great and julius caesar? I say Alexander
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    • Me with a granade or two🌞
      DrLennie 7 sep
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    • For you, my Lord _Scipio__Africanus_
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    • The greek fathers to their wives the second the child comes out the womb
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    • Imagine tripping
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    • What does trout performance look like then
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    • Skygon 7 sep
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    • I small shooty boi will take them all down
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    • the date 🤣🤣🤣
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    • Ah, yes pike performance. Who doesn't like a fish performance
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    • ...Until it meets a hill
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    • Grenade
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    • Be a shame if the flanks and rear were terribly exposed
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    • Ant ifa tries doing this but for some reason the front row always dies
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    • Fun fact: Depicting ancient and medieval soldiers fighting exclusively with swords is like showing a modern military fighting exclusively with pistols.
      Zenith12 6 sep
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    • Roman testudo was better
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    • Works great against horses too
      Stay_Mad 6 sep
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    • Team tetsudo rules
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    • Wait a minute, that isnt a body. Its a 256 man phalanx position
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    • Flanks the sides with light cavalry and light infantry like a boss
      Aedan_ 6 sep
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    • Too bad it’s ineffective when simply flanked
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    • Pike
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    • Calvalry Archers
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    • Sure would be a shame if you tried to set that up on uneven ground, now wouldn't it?
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    • Pike bottom house. Absolute boners
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    • Phalanx gang
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    • No matter how much time and energy you put into the amazing sword, you'll always be bested by a stick with some pointy metal affixed to one end. Why live?
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    • There’s a reason the romans stopped using the phalanx. It was developed in the worst part of the world for it geographically.
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    • Until you need to traverse a narrow mountain pass or maneuver in an open field
      Cassidy 6 sep
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    • “Yea you wanna noon us? Well come right over then!”
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    • Man this reminds me of Rome 2, I gotta go play sparta now just for the hoplite walls and phalanxes, sparta best defensive unit in the game, give them a fort and they will never lose
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    • PHALANX
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    • Pike? wtf
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    • *cries in cavalry assault*
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    • 20 foot long pikes are a bit fucking extreme, but I love spears. So much better than swords
      Biasatt 6 sep
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    • Watch epic history on Youtube to see these bad boys in action.
      KaiRubix 6 sep
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    • Pike me, Daddy
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    • Maniple gang boutta fuck u up
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    • Tercio best pike formation gay idiot
      bbread_ 6 sep
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    • Lol, got their asses kicked by the Romans. Still a funny post tho.
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    • Phalanxs suck
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    • Peak*
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    • Miss this template
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    • Holy shit is that a 256 man Macedonian phalanx reference??
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    • Classic phalanx
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    • All you need is artillery of any kind and they get fucked
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    • Weak on the sides. The Roman update fixed that weakness
      Elric13 5 sep
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    • That's my immune system fighting COVID-19
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    • Mhm
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