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    • The real sound is basically a sharp exhale, since "the breath is driven out of your lungs".
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    • He was also a fifty-year expert at fencing. It’s why they gave him a special lightsaber in the Star Wars movies so he could show off his skills
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    • He also has several heavy metal albums, and hunted nazi's professionally after the war. That's right kiddos, Count fucking Sarumon was a goddamn nazi killing bounty hunter. And it doesn't even stop there. He was good friends with Ian Fleming, who, inspired by Lee's life created James Bond.
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    • He was a member of the first ever MI6 as well. He, Roald Dalh, Ian Flemming, Ian Flemmings best friend who's name has never been released because he was the best spy, and Winston Churchill's daughter were members of an elite group of killers
      GayBot3000 13 jan
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    • Legend
      a_dawg7 13 jan
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    • He then went on to describe some clandestine mission to Peter Jackson and freaked him the hell out. Lee was a badass. Check my profile, I’m an expert
      Tolkien 13 jan
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    • For anyone who wants to know the sound it is something of an exhaustive sigh as all the air is forcefully ripped out of ones lungs like a balloon deflating
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    • Imagine being a nazi and seeing Count Dooku running at you.
      Gamefisher 13 jan
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    • What a man
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    • Imagine serving in world war 1 just to have these punks ass kids get all the clout for the rest of century with WWII
      iguessgavin 15 jan
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    • Rest in peace Christopher Lee
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    • Christopher Lee was an absolute unit
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    • Why he look like count dooku
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    • Aw fuck I can't believe you've done this
      Epigone 13 jan
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    • I got stabbed in the back and the only thing I heard was Daniel you’re a drug addict that’s why we’re breaking up. Shits wild
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    • He also knew Tolkien personally.
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    • He was knighted by the Queen, so he's referred to as Sir Chrostopher Lee
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    • MLG2000 13 jan
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    • That's pretty disturbing right there Christopher Lee.
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    • Lord of the Rings is better than Harry Potter. Change my mind.
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    • I believe IMDB calls him the most credited actor in history with something like 250 roles.
      Viperius 13 jan
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    • The only cast member to have actually met Tolkein as well.
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    • And a director tried to tell him what someone choking sounded like, and he was like, no you don’t . Sir Christopher Lee also had his own metal band in his 80’s.
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    • Hahaha . Your victim inhales not exhales and then he struggles to breaths . This is what he essentially said
      INV555ADER 13 jan
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    • I’ve been stabbed in the back. Have the scar to prove it and I can tell you. You don’t scream. You don’t feel anything except a blunt hit until it’s pulled out then it burns like no other.
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    • He was a wizard, a narrator, a sith lord, and so much more
      Deatharrow19 13 jan
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    • All of the actors in LOTR were badasses
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    • Then he said “the victim would become silent”
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    • Christopher Lee played as Count Dooku, Gandalf, and Willy Wonka's dad. Terrible shame he passed away years ago
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    • Also JRR Tolkein served in ww1 and fought in the somme
      gay_meme_man 13 jan
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    • Give an F for one of the greatest actors of our time. May he Rest In Peace
      Budder398 13 jan
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    • That's Sir Christopher Lee. He was knighted by the Queen
      stillrob97 13 jan
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    • Count Dookus
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    • There’s not a lot of noise actually... when you get stabbed it’s quite shocking and thus not very boisterous.... just saying.
      itsreality 13 jan
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    • He also got permission from tolkien himself to play gandalf if they made movies. So theres that too.
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    • Dude hunted Nazis
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    • As I'm listing to Count Dooku's theme. RIP the legend Christopher Lee
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    • Is it wrong to use my GF hand to masterbate while she sleeps? I mean its really only 1 finger in my ass.
      6 3
    • It's Sir Christopher Lee thanks
      chaselogsdon 13 jan
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    • He was a Nazi Hunter, actually spoke to J.R.R. Tolkien, and recorded a metal album
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    • They wanted him to make a rediculous cliche noise when he got stabbed the back. But seeing as he was in the SAS, he had experience in the manner and politely corrected the directors on what it sounds like to be stabbed in the back, and it stuck.
      BloodAndSoil 13 jan
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    • He also made a doom metal album
      dontkillants 15 jan
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    • No but in yellow
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    • This is actually true but they cut it from the theatrical release, its in the extended edition
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    • The real lesson to take from this is that the British don’t fight fair.
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    • I researched it, he started as a Royal Air Force Pilot, suffered an eye injury that prevented him from flying ever again. He then became an Royal Air Force Intelligence Officer. Not MI6 or any of the MI's, MI6/5 Intelligence is it's own Government Agency thing. (PT2 to follow)
      Jclark15000 13 jan
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    • I think the reason serious movies are dying off is because all the actors are just potheads and less war veterans
      GrainOfSand 13 jan
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    • iT sOUndS LiKe tHe ROblOx Oof
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    • Germany: Christopher Lee won't sit for this neither and let's clear this up too. I ain't got no beef with him either.
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    • He also had a metal band called Charlemagne
      The_Raph 13 jan
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    • You might hate me for saying this but, I miss this man more tha Stephan Karl
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    • Salute your troops. Shake your vets hands. Be proud of your country.
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    • Nice veteran
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    • I thought he said he knows what a dying man sounds like.
      LumberDiesel 13 jan
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    • Did anyone else hear it in his voice?
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    • Didn't know Britain had wizards in their special forces
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    • He was also the last man alive to have seen a public hanging or guillotining. I can’t remember which one
      WillyWonka63 13 jan
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    • This > fortnite
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    • Rest in peace Christopher lee
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    • Unfortunately, as much as I like Christopher Lee, the vast majority of his military stories are proven bs.
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    • Rip Sir. Christopher Lee dude was an absolute legend!
      Scages101 13 jan
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    • Is this true?
      Konnerj7 13 jan
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    • This motherfucker brought his family sword to Normandy and fucking slew Germans on the beaches
      Sulfhydryal 13 jan
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    • He was a spy
      Eye_Hay_Chew 13 jan
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    • IFUNNY WTF I am watching this as I see this
      kingkeell 13 jan
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    • Ok, great that you do, now fucking scream
      EagleEyes87 13 jan
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    • Weird flex but okay
      CryingVulcan 13 jan
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    • Christopher Lee was a god among men
      la_benis 13 jan
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    • The shock keeps them from screaming
      asura1212 13 jan
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    • This dude has balls harder than any brass we make
      4theGumbo 13 jan
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    • Another Fun Fact: Lee was the only member of the entire movie staff to have ever met Tolkien
      Ranakar1920 13 jan
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    • R.I.P he was a fucking amazing actor/man
      Tropical_77 13 jan
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    • Who do you think still adds to wtf fun facts
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    • He wasn’t special forces he was an Intel officer after being disqualified from being a pilot cause of bad eyes, and worked guard duty for the Finnish during the Winter War.
      GIadiolus 16 jan
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    • He actually did much more than say that and practically directed the scene. And has served many more important roles irl.
      ehd8fjen3 15 jan
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    • Director:.......um......nvmd
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    • He claimed to have served in the SAS and SOE but both were lies
      tonic12 14 jan
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    • Well if it punctures the lung and then is removed, there is no scream, if it isnt removed, a gargling sound as your lung fill with blood and you drown.
      Smol_Bean16 13 jan
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    • Sir Christopher Lee is actually a bad ass guy. You should look into his story
      allyouknow 13 jan
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    • He was also in a metal band
      TheRealHydra 13 jan
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    • Weird flex but okay
      _rainy_ 13 jan
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    • This guy is my new favorite character from Lord of the Rings.
      rokstar7891 13 jan
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    • Christopher Lee was an impressive man
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    • I cried the day he died
      ShrimpyPablo 13 jan
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    • Fuck lord of the rings, this guy’s life story is twice as badass as those movies
      Masoncameron 13 jan
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    • Depends where you stab them. I heard a grunt. Kind of a surprised grunt.
      knowaspear 13 jan
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    • Who recorded everything all these people ever said?
      arb84820 13 jan
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    • RIP Sir Christopher Lee
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    • Nigga that's Count Dooku
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    • He alsp read the entire Lord of the Rings series once every year and was quite literally the best person on earth to play Saruman, RIP
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    • I’ve been looking forward to this
      Prometheus 13 jan
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    • “Do not play God, as I have stood before His Heavenly Gates!”
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    • They ask you to scream when you get stabbed and you respond by asking them if they know what it really sounds like.
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    • chad
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    • He also had permission from Tolkien himself to play Gandalf in a movie. Obviously he's Saruman but it's still awesome
      HuoLongHeavy 13 jan
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    • Metal as fuck
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