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    • Captain dead dad hook
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    • His name is literally James Hook tho
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    • Except hook is his actual name "James Hook" you uncultured swine
      ragnarlox 27 jul
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    • His name is James Hook you degenerate. It's just a happy coincident he also lost his hand and replaced it with a hook
      Grantipoo 30 jul
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    • Live action Peter pan with a noon Captain Hook already in the works I see
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    • Every time someone mentions Hook and Pan, I always immediately want to tell them about Disney’s Once Upon a Time’s take on them. Pan is the bad guy so powerful that he scares every other villain in Disney. He was also the Pied Piper and his Lost Boys were the children he stole.
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    • Well no... Captain James Hook is your name...
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    • his name is James Hook
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    • Wasn't there a dark back story on what peter pan actually was?
      Shields 28 jul
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    • “Oh hello peter balls won’t drop Pan”
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    • Whatever you say Captain Dead Dad.
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    • I actually wouldn’t be surprised if Peter Pan is condemned for lack of empathy towards disabled people by some dumb fuck sjw
      biozon 26 jul
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    • I like the conspiracy theory that Peter Pan is an evil fairy who abducts children and forces them into his magical world, and Captain Hook and his fellow crew mates are kids who grew up and escaped and are trying to find their way back to the real world
      Rdurst97 26 jul
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    • His real name is James Hook. Captain James Hook
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    • Are yall dense PETER PAN is the REASON why he DOESNT HAVE A HAND. (Pan cut it off and fed it to a croc) He literally calls him that to antagonize him 😂😂
      Netania 26 jul
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    • His canon real name is Captain James Hook.
      F0XTROT 26 jul
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    • His name is James Hook... he had the name before the hook hand.
      vdarth87 28 jul
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    • Actually his last name is hook
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    • Title: If Captain Hook was written by a millenial
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    • Captain james hook
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    • Isn't his full name Captain James Hook?
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    • I mean other captains are named after the same type of shit, black beard, red beard, wet beard, hell hes lucky he didnt get named captain no beard ass pussy bitch
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    • The name "Captain Oprhan" just appeared in my mind and now I'm thinking of a really sad and awkward comic book.
      Volition 27 jul
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    • If Captain Hook was a sjw
      skadoops 27 jul
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    • Did they forget that Peter Pan was the one who cut off his hand and fed it to a gator?
      TaaMaaHaa 27 jul
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    • Hook actually named himself
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    • Captain Hook's last name is Hook
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    • His name is Captain James Hook... you uncultured swine!
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    • But...his name is James hook?
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    • False. Peter Pan wouldn't have been blubbering out some stammered apology like some virtue-signaling Gen Zer. "Fuck yeah it's because of your hook, you one-handed bitch!"
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    • His name’s James Hook
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    • This would be funny if his real name wasn't James Hook.
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    • His full name in James Hook...
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    • Captain Eats Shit A Lot
      XGokuXx 26 jul
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    • U guys know his last name is hook and that’s why they call him that right?
      whymanwhy 26 jul
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    • Well if you're going to act like that might as well just be Captain bitch
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    • Captain James “Dead Dad” Hook the third
      02IsWaifu 26 jul
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    • His real name is [redacted]
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    • Captain orphan is better
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    • If Disney was written by Tumblr noons
      Negro1 29 jul
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    • Peter Pan is a flying douche
      Eisenoir 27 jul
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    • His name is james hook
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    • What did they call Captain Hook before Peter cut off his hand?
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    • His name is James hook...
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    • But captain hook's name is James Hook
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    • Pretty sure it was peter’s fault that hook lost his hand as well, at least according to the live action version
      Voltard 27 jul
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    • His name is James Hook.
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    • Actually his name is James hook..
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    • Read the Child Thief. An acceptably messed up accounting of Peter pan
      HippieAbs 26 jul
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    • But his last name is literally Hook
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    • ONCE UPON A TIME ANYONE ?
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    • Except his name is James Hook?
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    • His name is Captain James Hook, Hook is his last name. The actual hook on his hand is ironic
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    • Well he was the one who chose the name. In the book it is said that after he lost his hand he changed his name to James Hook. A follow-up novel written by someone else says his name used to be Captain Blackstache before he had the hook, but that book and related ones often disregarded Barrie's work.
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    • Hook man going through some shit
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    • You absolute baboon, his full name is James hook as was before his hand was cut off
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    • When his name is actually James Hook before he had the hook
      C2ZWoo 26 jul
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    • Captain dead hooker
      Ornuth 26 jul
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    • His real name is literally James hook
      Ashington 26 jul
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    • His name is James hook though
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    • Captain No Dad Little Dick Hook
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    • Isn't his name actually Hook though and he got the hook hand after because it was eaten by that big ass croc
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    • Actually that was his actual name before he got it cut off also peter was the one to do it lol
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    • This is literally just a rip off of the Scar Face skit from family guy.
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    • Peter Pan is a bit of a mega asshole so he would happily start using Captain Dead Dad if you gave him the idea.
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    • His name is captain James Hook
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    • Captain miscarriage
      Futuramma 31 jul
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    • Peter Pan is actually hooks father who chose to be a child instead of a father
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    • First mate: need a hand?
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    • But his full title is Captain James Hook. Hook is legit his last name
      iGame 28 jul
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    • Okay but why Joe Ingels?
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    • We meet again captain dead dad 😏🗡
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    • His last name was Hook before he got his hook, its not an uncommon last name
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    • His last name is literally Hook. I'm cultured thank you.
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    • His name is actually James hook... There's a whole book on how he came to be a captain and stuff.
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    • Which was cut off by peter pan.
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    • They call him Captain Hook because his name is James Hook. This dude has never watched or read any of the hundreds of versions of Peter Pan.
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    • It’s cuz his dick is curved like a hook
      _RESTO_ 27 jul
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    • Ohhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea, dead dad Hook hand
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    • Jeez. More like captain bitchy bitch
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    • Especially since pan was the one to cut it off
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    • His name is actually Blackstache
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    • Well his name was James Hook and after Peter Pan cut off his hand he replaced it with a hook
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    • Hook: “I mean for fucks sake child, you’re the reason I’m like this. You know what? I’m done, Smithy get my flintlock.”
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    • His name is James Hook
      LocalAce 27 jul
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    • His name is hook tho...
      Dirt_e 27 jul
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    • Bruh that's the equivalent of black nicknames
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    • His name is James Hook
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    • His name is James Hook
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    • Hooky Mc dead dad
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    • Peter Pan is also the one who cut off his hand
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    • There is no way Peter Pan chopped of Captain Hooks hsnd with that little knife in one fell swoop. That sadistic ginger had to have tied Hook up and sawed his hand off while he screamed in agony. Never trust a ginger!
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    • Captain feed clock to croc
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    • Wasn't Peter the one who cut it off and fed it to the crocodile?
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    • But... that's his last name
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