• PETER PAN: we meet again, Captain
Hook
CAPTAIN HOOK: well well well-- wait u
guys call me Hook?
PETER PAN: yeah
CAPTAIN HOOK: because of the hand?
CAPTAIN HOOK: wow ok hey my dads
dead too why not call me captain dead
dad
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    • His name is James hook, hook is his real name, idiot. Like this comment if you are a true peterer
      Scringus 16 jan
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    • His name is James Dead Dad, Dead Dad is his real name, idiot. Like this comment if you are a true TRUE peterer
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    • *clock alligator has entered the chat*
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    • His name is Captain James T Hook
      2ndSwan 16 jan
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    • hook is his name. the fact he has a hook is coincidence
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    • A simple google for the answer y’all
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    • Anyone notice how on the poster of “Free Willy” the kid looks like he is punching the whale!!! Who the fuck would punch a whale so hard it becomes AIRBORNE!? You don’t fuck with that kid!
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    • Hello captain dead dad
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    • Vulfpeck
      steven6k 17 jan
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    • his surname is hook
      artelis 16 jan
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    • Sure thing Captain DeadDad
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    • They call him that because Hook is his last name
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    • shimosu 18 jan
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    • He's really on the hook with that one
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    • This is old
      brosto 18 jan
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    • So Peter feeds his hand to an alligator and then makes fun of him for it. Fucking Savage.
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    • “you’re a crook, captain hook” -michael bluth
      craiger13 18 jan
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    • Idk why but captain dead dad made me laugh
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    • Stolen from family guy I’m pretty sure
      Sissoko 18 jan
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    • Or captain gay cuz that’s what this meme is
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    • Got a friend in our group chat named captain dead dad lol so perfect to see this
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    • Sounds like a family guy joke
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    • His name is James Hook
      Tmayer79 18 jan
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    • Every time I see or hear Peter Pan I think of the horribly-received Arcade Fire song
      JCars55 18 jan
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    • OK Captain wife left you and took the kids
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    • Ok deaddad
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    • poorsword 17 jan
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    • His name is Horatio Magellan Crunch
      gorbla 17 jan
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    • Son died tomatoes
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    • *Flashback* “Your a crook Captain Hook, judge won’t you throw the book...”
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    • I read it as "hey my deads dad too"
      ixxy 17 jan
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    • Y’all are fucking stupid, his name is literally James hook
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    • Captain Orphan
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    • My friend Eric's dad died so we called him dead daddy he was fine with it cause he hated his dad. Later on my dad died so they called me Eric instead. Almost a year later and the name is still being used for both of us
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    • "Ok Captain dead dad hook"
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    • He calls himself captain hook
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    • I don't care how many times I've seen this. It's a guilty pleasure, I think it's funny for some reason
      Scholar 17 jan
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    • I literally imagined a family guy scene. It kinda fits perfectly
      Loud_AsS_ 16 jan
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    • You just lost the game
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    • His actual name is hook
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    • Z
      keglan 16 jan
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    • Wasn’t this joke on family guy?
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    • His name is James Hook
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    • Classic
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    • Peter Pan scared me as a kid
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    • In Once Upon a Time his name was Ki11ian Jones
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    • Peter Pan: well both my parents were murdered, so why dont you just call me Bruce Wayne?
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    • Captain Crunch
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    • Hey, remember the other 3,571 times this was featured?
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    • Idk man if i had a hook for a hand id want people to refer to me strictly as captain hook. That name is full of clout
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    • Alright captain dead dad
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    • I’d call him that
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    • Feel like Peter would go: “ok bet, Captain Dead Dad”
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    • He caused it too if I remember correctly
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    • Okay captain dead dad
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    • I know some don’t find my account funny I post things that I personally find funny
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    • This is soo old
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    • You got it, Capt. Dead Dad.
      hoopla75 16 jan
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    • Fucking idoit op... his name is James Hook...
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    • Hello captain orphan
      prtraceur 16 jan
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    • Lol Peter Pan was literally the fucker who cut his hand off and fed it to a crocodile
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    • Okay Captain dead dad chill out
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    • I’m the original draft his name was James Hooker, but the publisher thought it was too fantastical to have a sea captain with a prostitute for a hand
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    • Hook is literally his last name. Lol
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    • Okay captain dead dad
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    • For real. Caprain hook had a bad wrap
      smurphy84 16 jan
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    • I feel like this joke was ripped by some video I’ve seen recently
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    • He did pretty damn good on far far away idol
      Unravel 16 jan
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    • Ok Captain dead dad you fucking loser ahaha haha!!!!
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    • Do yall just not read books in school now?
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    • I would have loved if they changed who said it after Peter pan says I'm sorr, and then said CAPTAIN DEAD DAD
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    • Call him captain vagina cause he's a pussy
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    • ok, captain dead dad
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    • Thank you, ihavesmallpenor
      Bullshitt 16 jan
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    • James T. Hook.
      mobu81 16 jan
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    • ok captain dead dad
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    • About that...
      Herman 16 jan
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    • Will do captain dead dad!
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