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joojoobii 2 years ago
Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and
pretend I'm eating with him
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    • I'ma eat that summbitch
      PorkSword 12 jul
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    • Andrew Jackson's parrot was kicked out of his funeral for swearing.
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    • Crabs are cool:)
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    • you can still find the comment in the video
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    • Depression, 100
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    • I had a crab escape my fish tank. I still don't know where he is.
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    • Where is he is he ok?
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    • rifle god I wanna eat your toenails
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    • Hey guys I started a gaming channel on YouTube called WatchHoboGaming and I am currently doing a playthrough of all the doom games. I hope you’ll go and check it out.
      WelchCEO 12 jul
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    • Where is the crab, is he safe? is he alright?
      MoIesting 12 jul
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    • Fuck it eat the crab and the onion ring
      KingSloth 12 jul
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    • His silence speaks volumes
      chopstew 12 jul
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    • I need some help, does anyone know where I can find a profile with Dinosaurs in it?
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    • I have never wanted a pet crab more in my life
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    • You: that’s depression Me: that’s adorable
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    • Is that why it have 1 mil views
      cpdd300 12 jul
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    • Crabs have nerve. They throw their claws up and pinch like " look what I'm gonna do to you"
      NotAmused 12 jul
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    • Tiny ring for tiny mouth :)
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    • This is an actual medical condition called “retard”
      Cornbred 12 jul
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    • He do be eating that onion ring tho
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    • rifle how long of shits can you take?
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    • rifle I’m going to shove my shit in your ass
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    • I think older people get into podcasts because the older you get the more lonely.
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    • Just watched the video. He's a polite boi
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    • Me too kid... me too. 😔
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    • This is immeasurably sad
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    • My girlfriend and I are long distancing rn due to COVID and one of the things we did for fun at one point was share one of our screens and watch the videos on this guy’s channel together (he films his crab eating various things). Good times
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    • necrofear 12 jul
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    • Pet crabs only live 2-3 years :(
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    • I was at a beach house and a crab got stuck in the pool, I have no clue how it lived
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    • You are a sad strange little man
      IVzay2 14 jul
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    • Crab vibes
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    • Don't blame him
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    • rifle I wanna cup your balls and shove em in your ass like ping pong
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    • rifle I’m going to eat your eyeballs
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    • rifle I’ll boil your kneecaps and fuck them
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    • rifle god I hope you have chlamydia🥴😋
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    • rifle I’ll suck a fart of your ass
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    • rifle put your belt around me and walk me like your dog
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    • Time for crab
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    • Cute
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    • I’m eating wings right now so I am eating with him
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    • There’s a full playlist
      TheNeon 12 jul
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    • Where is the crab? Is he alright? Is he...safe?
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    • I do the same bruda
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    • Damn that’s a good idea
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    • How many times has this been featured?
      Platapart 12 jul
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    • Shut the fuck up. I’ve seen this meme 6 times on different apps
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    • Yo can my boy little homie have some onion rings?
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    • I dont know what he is going through but same
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    • I was at a jetty today and saw a crab eating like barnacles or something off a rock, it was pretty cute
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    • I’m surprised no one has commented the “me too kid” meme
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    • Remember guys it takes all colors to make a rainbow! Except black, there's no black in a rainbow
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    • I once accidentally shot a parrot fish while the ranger was out checking people. A grip of Crab pals disposed of the evidence for me.
      sysdlexic 12 jul
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    • yote_ 12 jul
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    • 1.2 million people watched a god damn crab eat a deep fried vegetable
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    • At a beachside hotel, I saw a blue crab out at the patio near pool. At first I thought it was a statue, but it started snapping it's claws at me in anger. He had to have walked through entire hotel lobby- from beach to get lost there.
      NotAmused 15 jul
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    • Same.
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    • Same
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    • There’s a tortoise /snail /hamster on this animal AMSR channel very nice on the ears
      Pickletta 15 jul
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    • My turtles went from eating pellets to frogs bigger then them.
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    • Dog gang raise up
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    • no you dont
      quailp 14 jul
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    • Time for crab
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    • Aww
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    • Yuh
      CD_Bruh 14 jul
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    • That’s weird
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    • He looks surprised
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    • Sauce? I need the vid for me
      recsam 14 jul
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    • Looks like fried calamari
      dreaf1 14 jul
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    • I do that with SteveMRE
      wtf2838 14 jul
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    • The fact that half the replies to that comment are people saying, “This is popular on reddit!” “This was a meme on IFunny” then there’s a Weirdo who said edgyjew
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    • Me too, kid.
      MT06 13 jul
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    • Normal crabs are sad sad creature s
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    • He do be vibing tho
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    • Cum
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    • 1.2 million people: nice
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    • I have a turtle, I feed her food and sit with her and talk to her because I can't see my girlfriend
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    • He can share with me (:
      Eris_Morn 13 jul
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    • Who hurt you?
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    • The fact that crabs are relatives to the arachnid family creeps me the fuck out
      Vibranlum 13 jul
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    • Craps scare the crap out of me
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    • He's very polite
      donavan 12 jul
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    • :)
      Crabulous 12 jul
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    • Crabs are disgusting
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    • Mukbang?
      kelred 12 jul
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    • Companionable silence
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    • Personally, I like the crab eating chip better
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    • NotAmused 12 jul
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    • Ya mama gave a crab an onion ring and filmed it
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    • rifle god I bet your shit smells so good
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    • rifle I wanna fist you like one of my cows
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    • rifle god I want to smell your cum sock
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