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    • I'm retired now but, when I was a paramedic, we used to hear that all the time from men and older people. It was both sweet and aggravating. These were usually the people who really needed urgent medical care. 💞
      missnay 6 sep
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    • Shot to the heart, and your to blame.
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    • Yo that's bigger than my pp
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    • I dont think you guys realize how big a human heart is. It's overlapped by your sternum and its apex points lower left. It sits right on top of your diaphragm.
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    • Same
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    • Me enjoying the spicy air
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    • Its ok to not want to ask for help but it’s not wrong when you really need it :)
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    • If he was in the usa he probably did that because he didn't want to pay to use the ambulance
      Zircon10 6 sep
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    • wait how low is the heart In ur body ?
      Cymax75 6 sep
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    • At least he doesn’t have a ambulance bill on top of the $150000 surgery
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    • I get this. I had to replace my toilet a few months ago and it was my first time doing anything like that. I had to replace some lines in the process, too. Should I have asked for help? Probably. But now I know I can do it again if I have to
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    • My great grandma passed away when she had a heart attack in the middle of the night. She didn't call anyone because she didn't want to be a bother.
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    • The health care wont see a penny from me because of this reason
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    • I nearly gave birth at home because I didn't want to bother anyone
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    • Rub some dirt in it
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    • Gezz you got a nail in your heart? That’s nothing but I guess I’ll take you to the hospital
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    • Metal as fuck, literally
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    • The heart isnt that low lmao
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    • WETHER
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    • Him: Is this the ER. Doctor on duty: yeah, you nailed it, how can I help you? Him: :-/
      Cakaki86 9 sep
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    • He probably knew he couldn't afford the fucking ambulance ride is what it actually is.
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    • At least he didn't try to take it out.
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    • That’s on the base of his left lung..not even close to his heart.
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    • Facts no printer
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    • Ambulance would have cost this man tens of thousands of dollars
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    • Oof, I feel that
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    • Me too
      marcss 6 sep
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    • How did it get there?
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    • Thats where the heart is?
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    • Made me think where are we going
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    • Not rain........
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    • Your heart is quite low sir
      4skebo 10 sep
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    • Of course i know him. He is me
      11years 10 sep
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    • That’s not the heart that’s the stomach the heart is in the middle of the chest he wouldn’t make it to the ER he would’ve died in a matter of seconds
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    • I feel, for some reason ive been like that since like i was a child
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    • Then when you do talk to them “oh that sucks but idk what to tell you” or “sorry that happened but idk how to help with that”
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    • I thought the heart was more above the nips around the chest. Not in the middle of the ribs
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    • His hearts just like "Oh no! Anyway"
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    • Bruh I didn’t read it and I thought the measuring tape was to show how short his Johnson was, and how he tried to noon himself
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    • Also ambulances are crazy expensive..
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    • Hes a Schizoid
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    • Same.
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    • Bro at work ( i work at an amusement park) if you get yelled and a shit ton and it fucks with you , youre allowed to ask for a call in and get 5 to 10 min to cool down and then go back. Some guy was screaming at me and i broke down there luckily i had glasses and a mask so people couldnt see.
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    • I feel that man :(
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    • I fucked up my ankle when everyone saw, no one asked if I was okay. Never said anything and never tried to limp. Its fine now, can run just fine
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    • With the bill charge, I don’t blame him for driving himself
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    • Man ran unbreakable and tenacity
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    • Me minding my business
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    • Guess you could say he went and got, NAILED
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    • I have never felt the same about a news article like this
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    • I mean he saved 5 grand
      222tdt 9 sep
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    • What a soldier
      alevan11 9 sep
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    • Damn, dude. It's no bother...really.
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    • If I can drive, I’m driving. I ain’t trying to pay extra for a dang paramedic
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    • I’ve already told myself unless I’m physically able to drive I will never call an ambulance.
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    • More like doesn't want to pay the ambulance bill
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    • Shit. He may be me
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    • Don't drive yourself to the hospital if something serious is going on. At least have a family member or a friend drive you. A heart attack can be fixed with a stint and some aspirin, a broken neck from a head on collision can't be.
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    • That’s me with everything. Probably why I’m lonely
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    • People arguing about the nail not being able to reach his heart don't get the point of the article. He had a nail in his fucking chest, that's all you should need to know.
      bwons 9 sep
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    • It be like that
      bwons 9 sep
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    • That’s not where the heart is...
      MrJotch 9 sep
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    • I called the non emergency number once cuz I called to report a car eith a broken window in the parking lot and I got yelled at by the person over the phone cuz she said I shoulda called 911
      Kevhart 9 sep
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    • Or he had no insurance.
      c43u3 9 sep
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    • I understand
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    • My mans hear is very low in his chest
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    • If you got a nail in your heart i think youd bleed out due to the sheer amount of moving your chest does in a basic breath cycle, and then you have to worry about Shock induced by the Actual injury; itd be Absolute agony to move anywhere and or Drive and not breath heavily.
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    • Save som money
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    • Same
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    • Same
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    • Or just trying to skip the ambulance fee
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    • Ambulance is way to expensive, I'd just die. Funeral service will be cheaper for my family
      liljcm 9 sep
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    • I hate it when my bf refuses to go to the doctor and get checked up or if he's badly hurt to go to the er but he never does and it worries me. Do most guys do this and why?
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    • What’s the ruler showing
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    • If y’all need to talk, I’m always here
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    • I’m exactly the same way
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    • I’m pretty sure the heart is higher
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    • I read this ages ago and the doctors said that if he had been any less calm, heart beating any harder, he would have died based on where the nail was
      Alkemist 9 sep
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    • So quirky
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    • The average ambulance ride costs around $7,000. You bet your ass I'm driving myself in there with 2 broken legs.
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    • Legendary_Beard
      “Man” should be in all caps
      Legendary_Beard 9 sep
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    • Idek what was happening to my heart/lungs one time but I didn’t cry for help because I didn’t want to wake my grandmother
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    • I had a life threatening accident on my dirtbike last month and drove myself to the nearest hospital 😂 they called a helicopter and flew me to the best trama hospital in the north west😂 I feel this
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    • My dad was flirting with a nurse while his arm was shattered. This was before he was given any pain meds. Also, only reason he went in an ambulance was because his boss threatened to charge him for getting blood in the company truck. He didn't give a fuck about the other warnings
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    • i see watermark
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    • Me
      Pubowski 9 sep
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    • More like "I don't wanna pay the huge medical bills but eventually I couldn't just take care of it myself"
      Winds 8 sep
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    • Thats not where your heart is
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    • Dosent that hurt?/ nah I'm okay....dont trouble yourself.
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    • The heart is 6 inches deep, which is why some states ban folding knives at that length
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    • That nail could be my peen but y'all slow playing 😪
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    • Casually waiting at the ER waiting room with a axe between your eyes and still not rushing or bothering anyone.
      geexd125 8 sep
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    • Looks like it’s in his chest not his heart
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    • Or they don’t want the crippling medical bills they’d receive if they called an ambulance
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    • I hope this guy just drove up and went In and didn’t try to find parking😂
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    • G material
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    • Mmm yes the heart is lower then your nipple
      SomeGirl 8 sep
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