Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi
When all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off.
PandaKaticorn20 PandaKaticorn20
6 apr
When all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife?
Woman Confused: How can I help?
Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife? Woman Confused: How can I help? Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am
ON
BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
30 dec 2020
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am ON BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
"A cringe man will always
think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self."
RS
Lao Tzu
"A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." RS Lao Tzu
Hey! Just let her die.
She uses "your" instead of
"you're" every fucking time.
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
2 jun
Hey! Just let her die. She uses "your" instead of "you're" every fucking time.
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident
davie_dove
hive_of_many hive_of_many
28 sep 2020
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident davie_dove
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop
00 a.m,
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop 00 a.m,
Me re-creating an argument I had 5 hours ago with new and valid points
Bobcherry1 Bobcherry1
17 jun
Me re-creating an argument I had 5 hours ago with new and valid points
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex
Nickel Savers CFollow
Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
17 mar
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex Nickel Savers CFollow Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
"The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race."
Bob harley
VaderFTP VaderFTP
25 mar
"The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race." Bob harley
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...
When they bring back the nasty mitt
Burt slower
(slow heavy metal music playaime))
metalhead6_6_6 metalhead6_6_6
24 apr
When they bring back the nasty mitt Burt slower (slow heavy metal music playaime))
LO
Ask not for whom
the dog barks.
It barks for thee.
jenjeninator jenjeninator
23 sep 2020
LO Ask not for whom the dog barks. It barks for thee.
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
29 sep 2020
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
envyhunter
23 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...
DOSEMMA
bigclout bigclout
1 may
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like... DOSEMMA
Yashar Ali @
ya ya
Follow
Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First
Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist.
SEGA
kuzmenko kuzmenko
6 apr
Yashar Ali @ ya ya Follow Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist. SEGA