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Greek Gods to me are the most realistic in the
sense that they are just a bunch of bored dicks
who troll humans for shits and giggles, there's
no underlying lesson at all just a series of them
going "fuck this guy especially", if anyone lived for
thousands of years and had immense power there's
absolutely no way they wouldn't fuck around with
people.
SEA EN
The one religion in which I could genuinely
believe that we're made in their image.
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    • Zeus was always horny on main
      Raccoozs 3 aug
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    • To be fair the greeks were very introspective of humanity and the human condition. Their religion is kind of "what if the gods were us, but all powerful"? And to me that just makes all the shit in greek mythology make a lotta sense
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    • Ahh yes the classic prank of raping women as animal
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    • Hades72 3 aug
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    • The face you make when a Greek goth girl turns you into stone just by staring at her tits
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    • These people don't know their history as Greek gods were made in the image of MAN just with supreme abilities
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    • Honestly, I have yet to see a god that isn't a dick sometimes
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    • Norse mythologies pretty good. Thor is a drunk dick, Odin is a selfish, paranoid douche, Tyr is just a great fucking dude, a real OG.
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    • That's the plot of Watchmen and One Punch Man. A being with infinite power would get bored super quickly.
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    • And they r a p e a bunch of people
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    • BroCum 3 aug
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    • I prefer the fae. No need for worship, plenty of fuckery. Trees.
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    • I'm creating my own polytheistic religion that's really playful like this. It started as a project for a fantasy world I was working on, but I got sucked into it and am basically obsessed. Its going great, can't wait until I finish writing the holy book for it. I'll DM info to anyone curious
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    • Fun fact: Greek god are greek
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    • Like us burning ants with magnifying glasses.
      Cacaonut 5 aug
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    • And Zeus just fucks everything so it makes sense too
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    • And Norse gods just fuck with each other I believe
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    • :)
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    • The best part is Mt Olympia is very climbable with no gear at all and yet nobody ever thought about ping up there
      Xanjay03 3 aug
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    • By calling all of humanity dicks I give myself a sense of moral superiority
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    • That's why Greek mythology is my favorite c:
      Bakubroz 3 aug
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    • Ariadne: “i can weave better than even athena.” Athena: foolish mortal, i will make you regret your hubris.” Ariadne:*actually can weave better than athena when challenged to a duel* athena: “okay bitch, now you’re a spider”
      Publius 3 aug
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    • Shit i would do with omnipotence#3145: Say "man this game is boing I'm logging off" then teleport away
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    • Just like the god of the bible
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    • I’d fuck them.
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    • Honestly the most likable gods
      donc12 3 aug
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    • I mean as a Christian there's a bunch of shit that happens that I wouldn't be surprised if God just said "let's just fuck around a little." The existence of people like Diogenes, Michael Malloy, the entire state of Florida, like God's gotta have a sense of humor at least.
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    • This is my opinion, but I feel that people created religion to bring order to an already chaotic world. In ancient times people used gods to understand how nature worked, such as thunder occurs as Thor beats on his anvil.
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    • Medusa got the worst deal. Her crime? BEING RAP. ED.
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    • I'm more of a Norse lass, them mfs ain't nice at fucking all.. except tyr
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    • Norse gods... especially Loki: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
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    • Haha, have fun suffering in Glorbanzogl, fifth realm of Zrugiphlanian torment, nonbeliever!
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    • I can honestly understand the trivial nature of them being dicks as more of a realistic behavior than the "prove you loyalty to I, God" bullshit that just seems pointless
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    • Zeus was the embodiment of iFunny: He had the horny.
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    • Job?
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    • Funny, but if something truly is a 'god' I'm pretty certain it's above our mortal fallacies of being a dick cause it's funnt
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    • This pleases Zeus
      FunnyP 3 aug
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    • This is extremely retarded
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    • There's no way mythology wasn't written by prepubesent teens.
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    • “And the moral of this story is that sometimes a god decides that you suck, and then you’re fucked.”
      y01nk 3 aug
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    • Norse gods were the same way. I don't know anything about ancient Egypts religion
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    • Quirky high school girls love to forget Zues literally r@p3d his sister and countless others
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    • Eh. The western religions do a pretty good job of fucking with us, and have done for the past 1000 years.
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    • Amen!
      Cevanal 3 aug
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    • Religion all has individual traits that resemble all other religions. And because we have pointed out that religions can be scams, the world is in a worse place than 1700 in most aspects.
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    • Until my boi Kratos pulled up
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    • Y’all ever read the book of job?
      superx76 3 aug
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    • Anyone who’s played a Bethesda game can confirm that this is 100% accurate
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    • God I hate reddit
      Phinehas 3 aug
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    • And sadly, too many fools today think this is how religion is supposed to work
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    • Speak for yourselves. I want people to be good even if 99.999% of you people are cunts
      Buttons9 3 aug
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    • This is how Ellen views us “mortals”
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    • Idk. Norse dudes were pretty chill
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    • Ironically, Silent Hill's depiction of god is interesting. Both good and evil, chaotic and lawful, loving and hating. The devil or god, whichever name suits you.
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    • Thor and Loki were the biggest trolls when they were young. They made someone so upset it started a war.
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    • Imaging needing gods
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    • Hinduism is p good. It’s mostly just one god (vishnu) reincarnating himself to save the world or putting down a dude who went rogue because he got op powers from another god. It’s also p doomer in a sense because according it we’re in the end stage of the world or something.
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    • Greek Mythology is pretty much just a religious version of The Boys
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    • Literally called mythology for a reason.
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    • The Greek Gods are actually demons ordained by Satan to mislead people. They are known as Nephilim
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    • U don't understand religion do u.
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    • dude there is never any good gods in old folktales. like they all do some fucked up shit
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    • Then comes along The Ghost of Sparta *Athena voice*
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    • God leveled entire cities out of rage of their defiance, and flooded the entire Earth because he wanted a clean slate. We get that rage from somewhere, that's for sure.
      Zaydonn 5 aug
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    • Whole lotta Q
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    • Let’s not forget, the Greeks thought their gods lived at the top of a very climeable mountain and never went to go check.
      jgarci5 5 aug
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    • Ancient polytheistic cultures sought to explain the bad as well as the good, thus bad and good gods. Monotheists run into the “problem of evil”, where their all powerful, all good god is responsible for evil.
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    • I fucking love Hellenism for this exact reason
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    • That was the point of a lot of them, as the Greeks were very introspective. Even Zeus is a good example of humanity. He is what some people would be like when there is no real risk of serious punsihment
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    • oh Zeus was fuckin around, all right.
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    • how can one be an all powerful being and yet only be relegated to a specific aspect of nature?
      MWea 4 aug
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    • Zeus after raping a random woman “PRANK’D”
      G00D_0NE 4 aug
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    • Proof that everyone gets their Greek god knowledge from Percy Jackson books and random internet memes
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    • Unpopular fact: all of the gods are hoes. Even Yahweh fucked a virgin, to actually get her Knocked Up and leave her as a single mom.
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    • Retard moment
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    • I dont know much about religion but i feel like christianity has the most disputes within its own religious beliefs
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    • I dont know much about religion but i feel like christianity has the most disputes within its own religious beliefs
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    • Ahh yes the classic prank of fucking your sister who is also your daughter who you also cheated on with your other daughter/granddaughter/niece/ sister and generally anything that had tits
      IraMoore 4 aug
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    • The Greeks had knowledge of our ancient history. The Greek gods are probably representative of earth before calamities.
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    • Or in zues's case, anyone he wouldnt fuck. If it had a hole
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    • very few religions say that we were created in the gods image
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    • hellenistic pagan gang wya
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    • Actually no. They didn't just fuck with people randomly. They wanted absolute power and control. It wasnt mindless, they punished dissenters and anyone that stopped them from doing what they wanted.
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    • Reddit theologians are even worse than Reddit political scientists.
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    • Did no one ever think that maybe the dark part of God lives in hell now?
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    • You guys think in 2000 years people will make fun of our religions and traditions kinda like we do? I mean those might be strong terms but we call it complete fantasy for their believes and I’m curious if the same will happen to us
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    • Fucking play the Assassins Creed Odyssey, The Atlantis add-on is exactly that. Bunch of God like beings just having sibling rivalries
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    • Humanity made Greek and Roman gods in our own image. You reversed it. God’s nature is perfect and His character is flawless. His ways are way beyond ours and that is why it is hard for us to imagine how perfect He is, since we are not perfect.
      beinor 4 aug
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    • No Jesus is the only way
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    • If you became literally omnipotent but only in the confines of Earth, you'd likely do this for a while and then vanish like nothing happened and wait for the legends and then come back like BAM!
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    • You guys do realize that Greek mythology is based on incest and beastialty
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    • Makes you think doesn't it. People wrote all religious books. We described gods in our image, and thought they could be better. But do we really know the true limits that would separate us from gods?
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    • Aliens who used science instead of "magic" and humans were too underdeveloped to comprehend
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    • Hades simps for Persephone
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    • Redditors comment shit like this and wonder why everyone has no respect for them
      EvanLee 4 aug
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    • The norse mythology also did pretty well in that regard since there is constant war in Valhalla to keep them all busy
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